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Red Dwarf Together with a hologram of a dead man, a senile computer, a deranged sanitation mechanoid and the best dressed entity in all six known universes, the last remaining member of the human race begins an epic journey home.


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Old 23rd April 2001, 11:46 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Smeg is............when the spaceshuttle in front of you is leaking waste out of the tail pipe. :rolly2: LOL
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Old 23rd April 2001, 12:19 PM   #2 (permalink)
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hehe...peachy
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Old 23rd April 2001, 12:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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That's not funny stuff, Peachy. <trying to hide smirk, and look serious>

that's dangerous stuff. :rolly2:
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Old 23rd April 2001, 01:51 PM   #4 (permalink)
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oh i can just imagine msgudbod ...peachy:evil:
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Old 23rd April 2001, 06:07 PM   #5 (permalink)
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smeg is....


A GARBAGE CAN!!!

or

A HOLOVIRUS


or rimmer in a dress *snixckles*
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Old 24th April 2001, 07:54 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Rimmer in a dress........
Hehehehehe
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Old 24th April 2001, 07:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 28th April 2001, 10:20 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Dictionary entry for Smeg.
SMEG can have a number of meanings......

"Smeg!!!!!!!!!!" meaning "Oh S***... We are all going to die now."

"Like Smeg I will" meaning "Surely you don't seriously think I will do that"

"Smeghead" or "Smeee, Smeee - eee" *by Kryten* meaning "Idiot" or "Good For Nothing Lowlife" or "Arnold Rimmer... get over here."

"What the Smeg was that?" or "What in the Smeg?" meaning "I have absolutely no idea what that was / is .. could you help me identify it?" ..

"Oh Smeg It" meaning "Forget that ridiculous suggestion", or "Oh dear, I made a mistake that will cost us dearly" or "I appear to have need of the toilet in a hurry!"
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Old 28th April 2001, 12:12 PM   #9 (permalink)
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lol, loved those definitions dave...peachy
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Old 28th April 2001, 12:15 PM   #10 (permalink)
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ditto dave and not a rubber avain amongst em... lol
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Old 28th April 2001, 12:28 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Thanks Dave.
Those were funny. hehehe.


I like "you smegging well better." LOL
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Old 28th April 2001, 12:34 PM   #12 (permalink)
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too smeggin right!
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Old 28th April 2001, 03:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Smeg you, Skip.
(to say Thank you, )
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Old 28th April 2001, 03:32 PM   #14 (permalink)
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your smegcome!
*ok top marks for silliness, bottome marks for creativity.....*
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Old 28th April 2001, 05:06 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Guess this one.
Smeg you up and down.

hint: *filk*
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