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Skip · 28th April 2001, 05:10 PM

oh all i can think of is look. havent seen all the filk in ages

MsGudBod · 28th April 2001, 06:21 PM

cloe enough.

Skip · 29th April 2001, 07:28 AM

sure fine whatever.

like i give a smeg....

GRATUTITOUS POST MODE ON

Dave · 30th April 2001, 07:41 AM

Some more definitions:

Smegbrain-- A person of limited intelligence; Rimmer, or a blonde.
Smegging Brilliant-- Utterly Fantastic, Absolutely Fabulous, Smashing, Completely Wonderful.
Smeggist-- Anyone reading this.
Talkin' Smeg-- Sorry I haven't a clue what you're on about.

.................................................. .......

You've heard of those foreign foods and companies which don't translate well into English and would never sell anything here-- like the nutty snack bar called c***. There is a Chris Tarant show which shows adverts for such things on the ITV network in Britain.

Well I've discovered that there is an Italian company called Smeg which makes cooker hobs, dishwashers, ovens, refrigerators, etc. I, for one, would stay clear of a Smeg household appliance. I tried to find out if they made a Talkie Toaster, but unfortunately there's no demand for one, that's probably one thing that they would sell.

MsGudBod · 30th April 2001, 10:56 AM

Smeggist here.

Skip · 30th April 2001, 02:00 PM

Smeg cookers... saw em a while back and made me grin.

Like that French lemonade 'Pischt' or words to that extent.

Smeg is when you use your groinal attachment at the table (Bad Krytie Bad)

markpud · 2nd May 2001, 11:34 AM

smeg is.. lister on that guitar...
rimmer.. with his double...
holly... floating through space for 6 million years
kryten.. discovering hardware catalogs turn him on

Skip · 2nd May 2001, 01:43 PM

smeg is....

Blood? Red with THIS SUIT?

But gangarene....

markpud · 2nd May 2001, 08:42 PM

yeah... that could just work

Skip · 3rd May 2001, 07:22 AM

im so with you......

green is in

MsGudBod · 3rd May 2001, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Smeg is when you use your groinal attachment at the table (Bad Krytie Bad)
posted by Skip

LOL:rolly2:

Skip · 3rd May 2001, 02:09 PM

smeg is the giant curried man running towards you and you just ate your last poppadum

MsGudBod · 4th May 2001, 11:23 AM

ok

Lost here

Smeg is now for me. LOL

Skip · 4th May 2001, 04:47 PM

smeg is EXILE

MsGudBod · 20th May 2001, 10:41 AM

Smeg is................what i say over and over at the traffic light when i'm late.

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28th April 2001, 05:10 PM	#16 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	oh all i can think of is look. havent seen all the filk in ages

28th April 2001, 06:21 PM	#17 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,234	cloe enough.

29th April 2001, 07:28 AM	#18 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	sure fine whatever. like i give a smeg.... GRATUTITOUS POST MODE ON

30th April 2001, 07:41 AM	#19 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,422	Some more definitions: Smegbrain-- A person of limited intelligence; Rimmer, or a blonde. Smegging Brilliant-- Utterly Fantastic, Absolutely Fabulous, Smashing, Completely Wonderful. Smeggist-- Anyone reading this. Talkin' Smeg-- Sorry I haven't a clue what you're on about. .................................................. ....... You've heard of those foreign foods and companies which don't translate well into English and would never sell anything here-- like the nutty snack bar called c*. There is a Chris Tarant show which shows adverts for such things on the ITV network in Britain. Well I've discovered that there is an Italian company called Smeg** which makes cooker hobs, dishwashers, ovens, refrigerators, etc. I, for one, would stay clear of a Smeg household appliance. I tried to find out if they made a Talkie Toaster, but unfortunately there's no demand for one, that's probably one thing that they would sell.

30th April 2001, 10:56 AM	#20 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,234	Smeggist here.

30th April 2001, 02:00 PM	#21 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	Smeg cookers... saw em a while back and made me grin. Like that French lemonade 'Pischt' or words to that extent. Smeg is when you use your groinal attachment at the table (Bad Krytie Bad)

2nd May 2001, 11:34 AM	#22 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	smeg is.. lister on that guitar... rimmer.. with his double... holly... floating through space for 6 million years kryten.. discovering hardware catalogs turn him on

2nd May 2001, 01:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	smeg is.... Blood? Red with THIS SUIT? But gangarene....

2nd May 2001, 08:42 PM	#24 (permalink)
markpud Super-Mod to the gods Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: with Buffy, in Manchester, England... Posts: 4,732	yeah... that could just work

3rd May 2001, 07:22 AM	#25 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	im so with you...... green is in

3rd May 2001, 02:09 PM	#27 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	smeg is the giant curried man running towards you and you just ate your last poppadum

4th May 2001, 11:23 AM	#28 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,234	ok Lost here Smeg is now for me. LOL

4th May 2001, 04:47 PM	#29 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	smeg is EXILE

20th May 2001, 10:41 AM	#30 (permalink)
MsGudBod Cherokee Pride Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Louisiana Posts: 1,234	Smeg is................what i say over and over at the traffic light when i'm late.