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Old 9th April 2001, 03:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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I had this Idea at 4 in the am so if it sounds wacked out it's cause I was exhausted and was thinking up stuff that I thought was interesting in the moment.


Buffy: 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff
Willow:2nd Buffy Goat Gruff
Xander: 1st Buffy goat Gruff
Spike: Troll
Tara:Narrator

Tara: Once upon a time there were three Billy, no I mean Buffy, Goats Gruff. They were at an awesome Party at Tara's house. As the Party went on the 1st Buffy Goat Gruff decided to go to another Party that Anya said she was having at her house.

Xander: Hey Buffy Goats! Wanna go to another Party at Anya's with me?
Willow: Um maybe I'll meet up with you Later.
Buffy: same here.

Tara: So the 1st Buffy Goat Gruff was on his way to the Party. He came to a brige....

Spike: Where do you think you're going?
Xander: To Anya's.
Spike No I think you're going to be my Lunch instead!
Xander: that's not going to happen.
Spike: Why not?
Xander: Cause if you do Buffy will never love you.
Spike: Oh Fine then!

Tara: and Xander goes to Anya's party. Meanwhile at Tara's Party...

Willow: It's getting Late. This party seems to be winding down. I think I'll go check out the party the 1st Buffy Goat Gruff was Talking about.

Hey, um, 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff!

Buffy: what!
Willow: wanna go to Anya's Party?
Buffy: Maybe later.
Willow: okay I'm going to go now then. See you there.

Tara: And so the 2nd Buffy Goat Gruff was on her way to the party. She came to a bridge...

Spike: Ha! I'll have some witch-goat for dinner tonight!
Willow: No you won't.
Spike: Why not then?
Willow: cause if you do Buffy will never love you.
Spike: all right then. *hhhmph!*

Tara: and so Willow goes to the Party. the---

Spike: I don't like the way this story is going.
Buffy: well too bad! You know how the story ends.
Spike: yeah but can't we change it?
Buffy: Okay, But you're still not going to like it.
Spike: why not?
Buffy: you'll see.

Tara: The 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff notices the the part is getting over so she decides to head for Anya's Party. Thinking 'hey why not'. She comes to the Bridge...

Spike: Hi Slayer! You gotta love me.
Buffy: no I don't. "you're beneath me."
Spike : Grrr I'll get you for that!
Buffy: yeah right! (starts kicking A**!)

Tara : the 3rd Buffy Goat Gruff Knocks out the troll and goes to the Party.
Meanwhile the unconcious troll is found by commandos. They take him to thier underground hideoutand put a microchip in his heasd that makes it unbearable for himm to wish harm to any thing Undemon in nature. When he wakes he escapes But can't controll his impending problem of starvation. And the Three Buffy Goats Gruff Live unafraid of that troll for a good long time.

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Old 9th April 2001, 08:17 PM   #2 (permalink)
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v.good...just wanted 2 advertise that my fan-fic will be cumming out 2 a thread near u...
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Old 9th April 2001, 08:23 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey! cmercialism at it's worst! I'll have to read it! not today though I have to go.
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Old 9th April 2001, 08:35 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Old 10th April 2001, 03:18 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 23rd April 2001, 05:39 PM   #6 (permalink)
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there ain't a lot of fan-fics in here...good that im gonna add 1 here soon then eh???
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nice one asmiley thats kinda cool...
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Old 16th May 2001, 04:41 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Thanks. It's not as easy as Stargate ficcing though cause I really don't have that want to, as skip puts it so delicately, "wump" anyone in Buffy.

Mr. Pointy I still haven't seen this all famous fic you keep comercializing in mine thread.
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Old 4th June 2001, 03:44 PM   #9 (permalink)
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LOL! I liked it! Any more??? (I'm obsessed with fan-fic!)
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Old 5th June 2001, 11:24 AM   #10 (permalink)
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fraid not.. its v quiet in this section, fan fic aint my strong point... maybe i'll start a round robin or somethig to get it going....
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Old 5th June 2001, 03:57 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Well aren't you lucky to have me around then?? LOL
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Old 5th June 2001, 06:43 PM   #12 (permalink)
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why are you gonna write some for us?



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you did! cool
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Old 6th June 2001, 03:46 PM   #14 (permalink)
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umm you answered your own question!

I also meant because i was in my seriuos advertising mode for ST fan fic, but that seems okay by itself now. so i'm gonna have to focus on getting more people here. Ohh if you have a sec go visit the X-files section too (it needs even more desperate help!)
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Old 6th June 2001, 05:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Hey Mark, my fic we'll be cumming out soon it's just been delayed due 2 skip (the editor) doing her GCSE's, ok???

but i will try 2 do as much as possible be4 she cums back so that i don't really have 2 do very much
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