Bigamy v monogamy

[I, Brian]

The teacher asked Johnny to explain to the class the difference between bigamy and monogamy.

After thinking about it for a minute he replied "There is no difference"

"And how did you decide that Johnny" asked the teacher.

"Well" Johnny replied "Part of it I read in a book. part of I learned from my Dad and the rest of it I just figured out for myself"

"Yes go on" said the teacher "tell us about it"

"Well teacher, I know that the book says that bigamy is having one wife too many and thats what my Dad said about having one wife so I guess there's no difference"