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|24th March 2004, 07:20 PM||#1 (permalink)|
Brian G. Turner
Join Date: Nov 2002
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The telepathic watch
A fighter pilot walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" No," he replies, "I just got this state-of-the-art watch, and I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?
He explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well", explains the pilot, "it says you're not wearing any panties...."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken, because I am wearing panties!"
The pilot taps his watch and says, "Damn thing's an hour fast
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