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1st May 2001, 04:07 PM
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| lost in Time  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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| Little Jack Peep... Narrator: Daniel Sheep: Sam Sheep: Teal'c Little Jack Peep: Jack Daniel: Now that Jack has fully recovered... we can start the next fic. Jack: remember I'm not putting on any more animal costumes! Daniel: yes we know. Try to relax a little will ya! You are not going to need an ankimal costume in this fic! plus to avoid a tradgedy like last time no real animals are around for at least a three mile radius! Jack: Good. Let's get on with this fic! Daniel: Okay! Once there was a ...um... a sheperdess called little Jack peep. He wore a pretty pink bonnett with pink bows and ribbons... Jack: I'll get you for this! Good thing I get to be narrator in the next fic. :upto: Daniel:...and a white lacey dress with pink ribbons and bows. He had to wear a girdle so it would fit. Jack: you are so gonna get what's comming to you! Sam: what? his wife to to be herself again? Jack: no. :upto: you have to wait and see.:upto: Daniel: anyway... Little jack peep lost his sheep and didn't know where to find them. h... Jack: Wolf! wolf! Daniel: there is no Wolf in this fic. Jack: Just thought I'd cry "wolf!" Daniel:Wrong story Jack. Jack:Ooops.:upto: oh well. I forgot. :upto: Daniel: He left them alone and they came home wagging thier tails behind them. Sam: Baaa. Teal'c: Baaa. Jack: Dumb sheep. What if they really had been eaten by a wolf? little Peep would never find her sheep andshe would be in big trouble then. Daniel: Well that's not what happens. Jack: to bad. It would make the story more interesting. Sam:what? and Teal'c in a sheep costume isn't interesting? Teal'c: baa. baa. Sam: awww. Teal'c: I'll be back in a minute Sam Carter. Sam: okay Teal'c. *Teal'c exits stage left.* Jack: Hey Teal'c why are you still in costume? Sam: that's not Teal'c. -Baa baa. Jack: then who's that?!?!? Eek!*runs off stage* Hammond: Baa! Baaa! I should have been in this one. Baa. baa. Sam: Hee-hee Daniel:ha-ha! Teal'c:*walks in* what is so funny? The end! |
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9th May 2001, 03:43 PM
| #57 (permalink) |
| lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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|  The Boy Who Cried "Wolf!" Produced by: Asmiley Inc. Written by: Asmiley Inspired by: SG-1 characters, SG-1 fan fics written by Skip and earlier fics of Asmiley. Jack: Narrator Teal’c: Wolf Daniel: The Boy Hammond: Sheep Sam & Kera: Fieldworkers Jack: Pull the wool over my eyes will you! Okay then. Once there was a boy who tended a flock of sheep. (Err… a sheep and some cardboard cutouts.) Sam: Nice lederhosen Daniel. Daniel: thanks. This is not what I had in mind. Jack: *hee-hee* anyway, This Boy was out watching the flock on this Hot summers day. Daniel: Gee it’s hot in here. Jack: He was bored and decided to play a game. What could he play and still keep an eye on the flock he thought… Then the idea came to him: it would be fun to play a trick on the field workers. He cried- Daniel: Wolf! Wolf! Help! Wolf! Jack: the field workers stopped what they were doing, grabbed their zat sticks and ran to help save the sheep. (Okay walked. Is it really safe to run with a zat stick?) Sam: Wolf! Where? I don’t see any wolf! Kera: me neither Jack: And the boy just laughed and said- Daniel: I fooled you! I fooled you! There’s no wolf! Just seeing if you would come when I called. Sam Don’t do that again! Jack: he really wasn’t going to; but he got bored again and decided he liked the attention earlier. So he decided he’d try it one more time. He cried- Daniel: Wolf! Wolf! help! A wolf! Jack and so the Fieldworkers ran with their zat sticks to help save the sheep. Sam: Where? Where! Where is the wolf?!! Jack: and the boy just laughed at his little game. Sam: Oh I see, no wolf. Let’s go. We have work to do. Kera: Yeah, What a waste of time. Jack: Just after the field worker got back to the fields the boy say a wolf… A wolf with a zat stick… Daniel: hey! The Wolf isn’t supposed to have a zat stick! Jack: Well he does in this fic, so let’s just get on with this fic already. He yelled- Daniel: Wolf! Wolf! Help! Wolf with a Zat stick! Jack: the field workers hear him and say- Sam: A wolf with a zat stick? Come on. What kind of fools does he think we are? Kera: yeah we’re not falling for that one. Jack: And so the wolf zats the boy and takes all the sheep in the flock. Hammond: Baa-baa! Sam: That’s not how the story goes. Jack: *annoyed* What? Sam: the wolf doesn’t zat the boy. Jack: he does in this fic. Sam: Is Daniel okay? Jack: Yeah it was set on stun. I needed to teach him a lesson. He’ll be fine. Sam: That was a really dumb idea. No more Narrating for you! Jack: Hey! You’re ruining the best part! Sam: What’s that? Jack: The End! Sam: At least you got that part right! Jack: Hey! The End |
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9th May 2001, 06:39 PM
| #59 (permalink) |
| lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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|  Baa-Baa Black Sheep [i]An Asmiley Inc Production Dedicated to 13Jay[i]  <This would be Baa- Baa Jack Sheep but he refused to put on the costume. > Narrator: Sam Black Sheep: Teal’c Sam: Baa-Baa Black sheep have you any wool? Teal’c: Yes sir, yes sir. 3 bags full. One for My… Ahem… Master, One for my Dame, And one for the little boy that lives down the lane. Sam: That was short. Jack: Very short. Sam: I just figured out why! Jack: why? Sam: Cause no one interrupted Daniel: *who woke up just as this fic started* Not to name names but… Jack: Hey! Daniel: What? I didn’t accuse you did I? Jack: No, But you implied. Daniel: No I didn’t. Everyone here has interrupted a fic in one way or another. Although YOU have the rudest way of interrupting the fics… Jack: Hey! Do not! Daniel: Do too! Jack: Do not! Daniel: Do too! Jack: Do not! Daniel: Do too! Jack: Do not! Daniel: Do too! Jack: Do not! Daniel: Do too! Jack: Do not! Daniel: Do too! Jack: Do not! Daniel: Do too! Jack: Do not! Sam: Okay, you two! Now grow up! Teal’c: How did you like my costume? Sam: It looked pretty Good. Daniel: I think it looked great! Jack: Yeah you make a good sheep Teal’c. Teal’c: Thanks. *Apophis~ Overlooking this conversation laughs with a wry grin over the comedy of Jack’s last statement.* The End |
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9th May 2001, 08:36 PM
| #60 (permalink) |
| Moderator  Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Austria
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|  Okay, after I read your fics I have to change my trousers (already written you why...)...LOL  :rolly2: I really had to laugh sooo much, please don't stop and write more... Can't await them!!!!!!!!!!! :aliengray  |
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