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| lost in Time  Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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10th April 2001, 03:44 PM
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| lost in Time Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Illinois
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|  Story time... Old Mac Donald Narattor: Daniel Old Mc Donald: Daniel Front of cow:Teal'c Rear of cow: Hammond Goose: Sam Dog: Jack Goat: a real goat Daniel: Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o! And on his Farm he had a Goose e i e i o! with a.. Sam: Honk honk here, and a honk honk there. here a honk, there a honk, everywhere a honk honk! Daniel: Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o! And on his farm he had a Cow e i e i o! with a... Teal'c: Moo Moo Hammond: here and a Teal'c: Moo moo Hammond: there. ~~~ Daniel: the rear end of the cow is not sopposed to talk! Hammond: well I don't appreciate being the rear end of a cow! Daniel: Sorry sir. Jack: yeah thought you would n't mind being the "butt" of a joke; wich that costume is anyway... Hammond: shut up Jack! Daniel: Let's get on with the song... Here a... Teal'c: Moo. Daniel : there a Teal'c: Moo. Daniel: every where a... Teal'c: Moo moo. Sam: *snickers* (under breath) Teal'c said moo moo! Daniel:Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o! And on his farm he had a Dog... Jack! you're supposed to be a dog not a bear! Jack: I know but I still haven't been able to get this Da**ed Bear Costume off! Sam: * snicker* Old Mc Donald had a Bear.... Hmmm.... Let me help you with that zipper. Jack :Thanks. Finally! Sam:Now put on the dog costume. Jack: forget it! No more animal costumes! Daniel: you have to it's part of the song. Jack: so? Teal'c: let us get on with the song Jack O'Neil. Jack: Oh okay! But after this no more animal costumes for me! Daniel: Fine no problem. *Hee-hee!* Jack: what's so funny? Daniel : Besides how you look in the dog costume? Jack: Hey! This was your Idea! Daniel: yeah. and you may wanna avoid the next story. Jack: and deprive my fans of my presence? No way! Daniel: suit yourself. ANyway back to the song.. Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o! And on his farm he had a dog e i e i o! with a... Jack: Woof woof here. and a woof woof there. here a woof there a woof everywhere a woof woof. Daniel: Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o! And on his farm he had a goat e i e i o! with a... Goat: *eat's tail of Jack's costume* Meee Meee Jack: Hey! Daniel: here and a Goat:*Butts Jack in the rear end* Meee mee Jack: * now lying on the stage* Ouch! Hey! Daniel: there. here a Goat: *runs over Jack* Meee Jack: ahhhh! Daniel: there a Goat: *runs over Jack again* Mee mee Daniel: every where- - - Jack: *wearily sits up* Don't say it! Daniel: a Goat: *runs Jack over again* Meee meee Daniel: Old Mc Donald had a farm e i e i o! ~~~ Sam: Jack? are you allright? Jack: um.... what do you think! I'v e just been ran over a goat three times. I can't seem to be able to move anything... Hammond: That doesn't sound good. Jack: I'll *Attempts to sit up*Uuugh! *falls back down*Be fine. Sam: I called the infirmary. Daniel: will he need a body cast? Sam: Probably. Who's Idea was it to have a real goat in the story. Jack: mine. Sam: Oh. why did the goat attack you? Jack: Well I sorta accidentally kicked it before I came on stage. Daniel: You should have said something. Sam: yeah you reallly should have. * Paremadics arrive. everyone leaves except Daniel* Daniel: Due to some minor setbacks "Little Jack Peep" has been postponed till further notice. The End From the proud sponsers of Asmiley Inc. Quote:
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