Fave Quotes

[HoopyFrood]

Lister: "We're on a mining ship...three million years into deep space...can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?!"

-- "The Last Day"

[HoopyFrood]

Kryten: "Well, the Space Corps Directive 195 clearly states that in an emergency power situation a hologrammatic crew member must be shut off in order that the living crew members might survive."
Rimmer: "Yes, but Rimmer Directive 271 states just as clearly 'No chance, you metal b******'."

-- White Hole

[The Ace]

Cat- There's an old cat proverb; Better to live one day as a tiger than a lifetime as a worm.

Rimmer- There's an old hologram proverb; Ever hear of a wormskin rug ?

[HoopyFrood]

Cat: "What the hell is down the back of my chair? Peanuts?"
Lister: "Nah, I've been trimming my verrucas."

-- Legion

[sloweye]

Lister: your tighter then an Italian waiters keks.

cat: you cant have my shiny thing its my shiny thing.

rimmer: what did i get? ingrowing toenails and unmanagable hair.

kryten: i said supper is ready (BOOM)

holly(male): everybodys dead dave.

holly(female) arroga arroga abandon ship.

christine: say retut, say hinunga, say squillkul ...........

i just have to many to list, so i'll say every word spoken in 7 sieries.