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Skip · 7th July 2001, 04:35 PM

the first step 2 recovery is admitting it jessa

Jessa · 7th July 2001, 05:37 PM

Then again i am also demented so most of the stuff i say or write is complete and utter rubbish! if u r also demented please say so and i will get back to u!:rolly2:

Dave · 7th July 2001, 05:43 PM

Was that depraved or deprived?

And Skip, have some cake! How is Dave? have some more cake!

Jessa · 7th July 2001, 05:48 PM

both. and can i have cake? i am good. honestly. *looks at Dave with big puppy dog eyes*

Dave · 7th July 2001, 06:04 PM

Skip might let you share this one with her! You'll have to ask.

I have to make up for siding with Mish against her, and torturing Dave the Chicken, and asking if someone would give him the chop. It takes a lot for her to forgive a person!

sorry it's only a small one!

Jessa · 8th July 2001, 07:35 AM

*in pitifully small voice*

want cake!

:crying: :crying: :crying:

Skip · 8th July 2001, 02:58 PM

doesn't. i see it was not chocolate *lol*

besides now jsc and the gang are WHUMPING ME

Jessa · 10th July 2001, 01:56 PM

Will you survive or won't you? that is the

quesion!:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

Dave · 29th July 2001, 06:55 AM

"I'm too young to die. I've never had a Prawn Vindaloo. I've never read... ... ... ...a book!" -- LISTER (Future Echoes).

Skip · 29th July 2001, 09:04 AM

(bad memory on this one so i wont put it but the old cat in series 1 the priest thing- damn im senile)

....it's a smegging garbage pod!

....tetchy!

...well spin my nipple nuts!

...YOU could be the assasin on the grassy knoll...

...we've been copied more times than that picture of the tennis girl scratching her bum!

Jessa · 16th August 2001, 02:16 PM

I love this song, it was on an ep i was watching today where Lister had a dream about Rimmer and was missing him so i got the words down, 'k here we go...

If your in trouble he will save the day
he's brave and he's fearless come what may
Without him the mission would go astray

He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
Without him life would be much grimmer
He's handsome, trim there's no one slimmer
He will never need a zimmer

He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
more reliable than a garden strimmer
he'll never be mistaken for your ???
he's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer

Master of the wit and the remedie
His command of space directories is uncanny
how come he's a genius don't ask me

He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer
He's an oh so ??? fantastic swimmer
And if you play your cars right he just might come round for dinner

TOODLE PIPSKIE!!!!!

Lister: i never want to see or hear fom that scum suckin', liein' weasel minded smeghead ever again!!!!
Krytie: Sigmond Floyd! Eat your heart out!!!

Lister: Look, the rule is simple. I will not eat anything that has been in a cartoon. Weasels, rabbits,, dogs, cats, roadrunners all out! I am not a cartoon-a-vore!
LOBSTER? why didn't you tell us before? oh right if you told us it wouldn't be much of a surprise wuold it?
Krytie: Precisly! it would have been as unsurprising as an episode of Tales of the Unexpected!!

hehehehehehehe
Jessa:blpaw:

Gater · 13th October 2001, 03:29 PM

I love it when Lister first comes out and is talking to Holly. I think it goes like this:

lister:"Where is everybody Holl?"
Holly: "they're dead Dave"
"Who is?"
"Everybody Dave"
"What Captain Hollister?"
"Everybodys dead Dave"
"What Toddhunter?"
"Everybodies dead Dave"
"What Selby?"
"They're all dead, everybodys dead Dave"
"Peterson is he...?"
"Everybody is dead Dave"
"Not Chen?"
"Gordon Bennet, yes Chen, everybody,everybody is dead Dave"
"Rimmer?"
"He's dead Dave, everybodies dead, everybody is dead Dave"
"Wait are you trying to tell me everybodies dead?"
"should never have let him out in the first place"

poor Holly is getting more and more annoyed but he's trying to be patient!:lol::lol::laugh2:

Skip · 13th October 2001, 10:54 PM

i ;love that and paraphrase it lots.....

also groovy is....

*lister sticks ifinger in white pile of powder*

'what was that?'

'that was first technician rimmer'

*lister spits out*

Aing-Tii · 15th October 2001, 09:11 PM

Kryten to Rimmer: You are the most obnoxious, trumped up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter!

Ace Rimmer: Sorry Bongo. I'm strictly butter side up!

Rimmer: What is there one could possibly loathe about me?
Kryten: Would you like the list, sir?

Cat: This is my all time best lucky find I ever found in the whole of today!! (Love that one!)

Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip!
Kryten: But sir! We lost Mr. Rimmer!
Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip!

Rimmer: Better dead than smeg! (Go Rimsey!)

Rimmer: I'm a competitive man, Kryten, always have been. That's what makes me what I am.
Kryten: We're all perfectly well aware of what you are, sir.

Kryten (to Cat, I think): That was an important speech, sir, and it needed to be made. But might I suggest, that from this moment on, the rest of this discourse is conducted by those with brains larger than a grape!

Rimmer: Would it harm you to have hair like mine?
Cat: I have got hair like yours. Just not on my head. (Disgusting but hilarious!)

How do they ever get all of these lines out of their mouths and make them so funny?! Sorry if I repeated any.

:star::laugh2::star::laugh2::star:

Skip · 15th October 2001, 09:16 PM

rimmer: it's the way you say it, rim-mer, like some sort of lavatory disenfactant

lister: what do you want me to call you?

rimmer: i dunno.. ace....

lister: ace-hole?

7th July 2001, 06:04 PM	#35 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,422	Skip might let you share this one with her! You'll have to ask. I have to make up for siding with Mish against her, and torturing Dave the Chicken, and asking if someone would give him the chop. It takes a lot for her to forgive a person! sorry it's only a small one! Attached Images

13th October 2001, 03:29 PM	#42 (permalink)
Gater Muhahaha! Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: England Posts: 537	Everyones Dead Dave I love it when Lister first comes out and is talking to Holly. I think it goes like this: lister:"Where is everybody Holl?" Holly: "they're dead Dave" "Who is?" "Everybody Dave" "What Captain Hollister?" "Everybodys dead Dave" "What Toddhunter?" "Everybodies dead Dave" "What Selby?" "They're all dead, everybodys dead Dave" "Peterson is he...?" "Everybody is dead Dave" "Not Chen?" "Gordon Bennet, yes Chen, everybody,everybody is dead Dave" "Rimmer?" "He's dead Dave, everybodies dead, everybody is dead Dave" "Wait are you trying to tell me everybodies dead?" "should never have let him out in the first place" poor Holly is getting more and more annoyed but he's trying to be patient!:lol::lol::laugh2:

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7th July 2001, 04:35 PM	#31 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	the first step 2 recovery is admitting it jessa

7th July 2001, 05:37 PM	#32 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	Then again i am also demented so most of the stuff i say or write is complete and utter rubbish! if u r also demented please say so and i will get back to u!:rolly2:

7th July 2001, 05:43 PM	#33 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,422	Was that depraved or deprived? And Skip, have some cake! How is Dave? have some more cake!

7th July 2001, 05:48 PM	#34 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	both. and can i have cake? i am good. honestly. looks at Dave with big puppy dog eyes

8th July 2001, 07:35 AM	#36 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	in pitifully small voice want cake! :crying: :crying: :crying:

8th July 2001, 02:58 PM	#37 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	doesn't. i see it was not chocolate lol besides now jsc and the gang are WHUMPING ME

10th July 2001, 01:56 PM	#38 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	Will you survive or won't you? that is the quesion!:evil: :evil: :evil: :evil:

29th July 2001, 06:55 AM	#39 (permalink)
Dave Wherever I Am, I'm There Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Greater London Posts: 11,422	"I'm too young to die. I've never had a Prawn Vindaloo. I've never read... ... ... ...a book!" -- LISTER (Future Echoes).

29th July 2001, 09:04 AM	#40 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	(bad memory on this one so i wont put it but the old cat in series 1 the priest thing- damn im senile) ....it's a smegging garbage pod! ....tetchy! ...well spin my nipple nuts! ...YOU could be the assasin on the grassy knoll... ...we've been copied more times than that picture of the tennis girl scratching her bum!

16th August 2001, 02:16 PM	#41 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	I love this song, it was on an ep i was watching today where Lister had a dream about Rimmer and was missing him so i got the words down, 'k here we go... If your in trouble he will save the day he's brave and he's fearless come what may Without him the mission would go astray He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer Without him life would be much grimmer He's handsome, trim there's no one slimmer He will never need a zimmer He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer more reliable than a garden strimmer he'll never be mistaken for your ??? he's not bald and his head doesn't glimmer Master of the wit and the remedie His command of space directories is uncanny how come he's a genius don't ask me He's Arnold Arnold Arnold Rimmer He's an oh so ??? fantastic swimmer And if you play your cars right he just might come round for dinner TOODLE PIPSKIE!!!!! Lister: i never want to see or hear fom that scum suckin', liein' weasel minded smeghead ever again!!!! Krytie: Sigmond Floyd! Eat your heart out!!! Lister: Look, the rule is simple. I will not eat anything that has been in a cartoon. Weasels, rabbits,, dogs, cats, roadrunners all out! I am not a cartoon-a-vore! LOBSTER? why didn't you tell us before? oh right if you told us it wouldn't be much of a surprise wuold it? Krytie: Precisly! it would have been as unsurprising as an episode of Tales of the Unexpected!! hehehehehehehe Jessa:blpaw:

13th October 2001, 10:54 PM	#43 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	i ;love that and paraphrase it lots..... also groovy is.... lister sticks ifinger in white pile of powder 'what was that?' 'that was first technician rimmer' lister spits out

15th October 2001, 09:11 PM	#44 (permalink)
Aing-Tii gimboid goddess! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West coast of USA Posts: 170	Kryten to Rimmer: You are the most obnoxious, trumped up, farty little smeghead it has ever been my misfortune to encounter! Ace Rimmer: Sorry Bongo. I'm strictly butter side up! Rimmer: What is there one could possibly loathe about me? Kryten: Would you like the list, sir? Cat: This is my all time best lucky find I ever found in the whole of today!! (Love that one!) Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip! Kryten: But sir! We lost Mr. Rimmer! Cat: All in all, a hundred percent successful trip! Rimmer: Better dead than smeg! (Go Rimsey!) Rimmer: I'm a competitive man, Kryten, always have been. That's what makes me what I am. Kryten: We're all perfectly well aware of what you are, sir. Kryten (to Cat, I think): That was an important speech, sir, and it needed to be made. But might I suggest, that from this moment on, the rest of this discourse is conducted by those with brains larger than a grape! Rimmer: Would it harm you to have hair like mine? Cat: I have got hair like yours. Just not on my head. (Disgusting but hilarious!) How do they ever get all of these lines out of their mouths and make them so funny?! Sorry if I repeated any. :star::laugh2::star::laugh2::star:

15th October 2001, 09:16 PM	#45 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	rimmer: it's the way you say it, rim-mer, like some sort of lavatory disenfactant lister: what do you want me to call you? rimmer: i dunno.. ace.... lister: ace-hole?