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Jessa · 23rd June 2001, 09:33 AM

Oh oh got another!

Lister wakes up from having his fear removed

Kryton: We have to come up with a suitable plan
Lister: Well i say we ought to twat It!

And another

Kryton had his guilt removed, Rimmer his anger, Lister his fear and i can't remember cat's

Rimmer: Well i say we hold a serios car boot sale than while it's still recovering from that we hit it hard with a leaflet campaign.
Kryton: Why don't we have Lister as bait and while the Mutant is devouring him slowly we sneak up on it and blow it to hell!
Lister: That's the best idea yet! While it's eating me alive U kill it!

Brit Chick · 28th June 2001, 09:24 AM

Oh guys, I am sooooo glad I found this thread - I love Red Dwarf, its one of those series you watch over and over again, and still find hysterical - bit like Black Adder !

The deprogramming of Kyrten ep with the
'its an orange'
'no, its a banana'
routine is one of my faves, I can't wait till the .... its a small off duty chzeckslovacian police man - LMAO

How bout this one, 'I'm fine thank you Susan'

Kryten after he has been used as a battering ram on 'White Hole'

Skip · 28th June 2001, 02:18 PM

oooooh no.........

'we don't exist here any more...'

did i already do this one?

ohhhhhhh noooooooooo i lost all the ones i just thought of.....

'humans? we of the vindaloonian empire have pledged to destroy all humans. we will nto rest until our task is completed...

Aing-Tii · 28th June 2001, 05:19 PM

I have loads of faves, but a few are:

Kryten--Oh spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska!
Lister to Rimmer--You're nickname was never Ace. Maybe acehole.
Rimmer--With all due respect sir, you've got your head right up your big fat a**!
Cat/Dwayne Dibbley--So this is really me? A no style gimbo with teeth the Druids could use as a place of worship? (I know I put that one in another post but it's worth a repeat.)
Krytie to the Dibbley family--"I get a name....Wayne...Wayne Wibbley."
My all time favorite is when the evil Cat, Krytie, Rimmer and Lister come back in OUT OF TIME. After Lister peers down the telescope and sees he's just a brain in a jar, Rimmer says--OOOOHHHHH DEAR! Cat says--What, is he fat? Rimmer--Far from it. He's lost a bit of weight actually. Actually he's lost quite a bit of everything!
I like that one so much I made it an icon on my screen so I can listen to it whenever I need a laugh.
Well, those are just a few of my favorite million quotes. I'm always so impressed the actors can get some of these lines out of their mouths, let alone making them so funny!
Oh I have to add one more Dwayne Dibbley quote--Suck my thermos! :laugh2: :laugh:

Next?.....

Aing-Tii:star:

Skip · 29th June 2001, 01:59 PM

kryten: mr rimmer has just discovered what shirt tails are used for.

Jessa · 29th June 2001, 02:01 PM

Rimmer: How can u mistake grit for blackholes, dingleberrybreath
Hollie: Well, the thing about grit, is it's black and the thing about space is it's black. How was i supposed to know?

Rimmer: So , Hollie. What times do u reckon it is?
Hollie: Well with all the available data, i'd say round about lunchtime, maybe half one
Rimmer: NO dingleberrybreath! The year, the date!
Hollie: Well i'd need some more info before i could give u a pricise answer
Rimmer: Like?
Hollie: Well this years calender would be handy!

Skip · 29th June 2001, 02:04 PM

25 miles to nodnol

Mishkaz · 29th June 2001, 05:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dave

Also the 'Esperanto' thing reminds me of the 'Stainless Steel Rat' books - have you read those Skip?

Sorry, I've only just found this thread

Yeah, I've read a couple of those Dave, Harry Harrison right? I think I have one on my bookshelf somewhere too, but I'm damned if I can find it.

As for my fave RD quotes, oooh so many. The only ones that spring to mind are (and excuse me, these are from memory)

Rimmer: Go to red alert
Kryten: Are you sure sir? It does mean changing the bulb
--------------

Holly (after the whole Queeg thing) : April, May, June< July AND August fool. Jape of the century mate, wheeze of the week. Gets all his answers from the Junior encyclopaedia of space? Your respect for me is awesome.
--------------

I'll be back with more now I've found this thread, beware !!

Jessa · 30th June 2001, 04:12 PM

I AM SOOOOOO SCARED!!!!! (Jessa runs to hide behind Danny clone from Stargate site)

Skip · 30th June 2001, 05:58 PM

*steadfastly ignores mishkaz*

Brit Chick · 2nd July 2001, 09:09 AM

OK, its time for the space core directives now, the exchanges between Kryten and Rimmer on the directives is always hilarious

my personal fave - not sure which eppy, somewhere in the 5th series I think, and I'm probably not too accurate, but the gist of it is.....

Kryten : Mr Rimmer Sir, may I remind you of space core directive 378, which states that a holographic crew member must lay down his life for the benefit of a living crew member

Rimmer : ah yes, but you are forgetting Rimmer Direction 270 which states equally clearly, no chance you metal B*****d

Tee Hee

:rolly2:

Skip · 2nd July 2001, 03:24 PM

010101101000011100000111

never work with children, animals, or bullets (or is it 0111011101110?!?!?!)

all crew members in a ginger toupee to refrain from s** in zero-gee

Mishkaz · 2nd July 2001, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Skip
*steadfastly ignores mishkaz*

Why? sniff, sob

Skip · 3rd July 2001, 02:16 PM

not anymore hunny. *hugs* (gee so many damn threads)

besdies it was false teeth-zero g,

reporting 4 duty ginger toupee.

oh and no sniffing the sadles of the ladies exercise bikes in the gym

in case of a negotitation each delegate is allocated one parking space

Jessa · 7th July 2001, 07:34 AM

I am a deprived child...............:evil: :evil: :evil:

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23rd June 2001, 09:33 AM	#16 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	Oh oh got another! Lister wakes up from having his fear removed Kryton: We have to come up with a suitable plan Lister: Well i say we ought to twat It! And another Kryton had his guilt removed, Rimmer his anger, Lister his fear and i can't remember cat's Rimmer: Well i say we hold a serios car boot sale than while it's still recovering from that we hit it hard with a leaflet campaign. Kryton: Why don't we have Lister as bait and while the Mutant is devouring him slowly we sneak up on it and blow it to hell! Lister: That's the best idea yet! While it's eating me alive U kill it!

28th June 2001, 09:24 AM	#17 (permalink)
Brit Chick Ooh look - shiny things ! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: London Posts: 277	Oh guys, I am sooooo glad I found this thread - I love Red Dwarf, its one of those series you watch over and over again, and still find hysterical - bit like Black Adder ! The deprogramming of Kyrten ep with the 'its an orange' 'no, its a banana' routine is one of my faves, I can't wait till the .... its a small off duty chzeckslovacian police man - LMAO How bout this one, 'I'm fine thank you Susan' Kryten after he has been used as a battering ram on 'White Hole'

28th June 2001, 02:18 PM	#18 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	oooooh no......... 'we don't exist here any more...' did i already do this one? ohhhhhhh noooooooooo i lost all the ones i just thought of..... 'humans? we of the vindaloonian empire have pledged to destroy all humans. we will nto rest until our task is completed...

28th June 2001, 05:19 PM	#19 (permalink)
Aing-Tii gimboid goddess! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West coast of USA Posts: 170	I have loads of faves, but a few are: Kryten--Oh spin my nipple nuts and send me to Alaska! Lister to Rimmer--You're nickname was never Ace. Maybe acehole. Rimmer--With all due respect sir, you've got your head right up your big fat a**! Cat/Dwayne Dibbley--So this is really me? A no style gimbo with teeth the Druids could use as a place of worship? (I know I put that one in another post but it's worth a repeat.) Krytie to the Dibbley family--"I get a name....Wayne...Wayne Wibbley." My all time favorite is when the evil Cat, Krytie, Rimmer and Lister come back in OUT OF TIME. After Lister peers down the telescope and sees he's just a brain in a jar, Rimmer says--OOOOHHHHH DEAR! Cat says--What, is he fat? Rimmer--Far from it. He's lost a bit of weight actually. Actually he's lost quite a bit of everything! I like that one so much I made it an icon on my screen so I can listen to it whenever I need a laugh. Well, those are just a few of my favorite million quotes. I'm always so impressed the actors can get some of these lines out of their mouths, let alone making them so funny! Oh I have to add one more Dwayne Dibbley quote--Suck my thermos! :laugh2: :laugh: Next?..... Aing-Tii:star:

29th June 2001, 01:59 PM	#20 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	kryten: mr rimmer has just discovered what shirt tails are used for.

29th June 2001, 02:01 PM	#21 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	Rimmer: How can u mistake grit for blackholes, dingleberrybreath Hollie: Well, the thing about grit, is it's black and the thing about space is it's black. How was i supposed to know? Rimmer: So , Hollie. What times do u reckon it is? Hollie: Well with all the available data, i'd say round about lunchtime, maybe half one Rimmer: NO dingleberrybreath! The year, the date! Hollie: Well i'd need some more info before i could give u a pricise answer Rimmer: Like? Hollie: Well this years calender would be handy!

29th June 2001, 02:04 PM	#22 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	25 miles to nodnol

30th June 2001, 04:12 PM	#24 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	I AM SOOOOOO SCARED!!!!! (Jessa runs to hide behind Danny clone from Stargate site)

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Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	steadfastly ignores mishkaz

2nd July 2001, 09:09 AM	#26 (permalink)
Brit Chick Ooh look - shiny things ! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: London Posts: 277	OK, its time for the space core directives now, the exchanges between Kryten and Rimmer on the directives is always hilarious my personal fave - not sure which eppy, somewhere in the 5th series I think, and I'm probably not too accurate, but the gist of it is..... Kryten : Mr Rimmer Sir, may I remind you of space core directive 378, which states that a holographic crew member must lay down his life for the benefit of a living crew member Rimmer : ah yes, but you are forgetting Rimmer Direction 270 which states equally clearly, no chance you metal B*****d Tee Hee :rolly2:

2nd July 2001, 03:24 PM	#27 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	010101101000011100000111 never work with children, animals, or bullets (or is it 0111011101110?!?!?!) all crew members in a ginger toupee to refrain from s** in zero-gee

3rd July 2001, 02:16 PM	#29 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	not anymore hunny. hugs (gee so many damn threads) besdies it was false teeth-zero g, reporting 4 duty ginger toupee. oh and no sniffing the sadles of the ladies exercise bikes in the gym in case of a negotitation each delegate is allocated one parking space

7th July 2001, 07:34 AM	#30 (permalink)
Jessa aka Padfoot Join Date: May 2001 Location: can't remember. if i don't know if i'm human, what makes u think i can remember where i live? Posts: 3,424	I am a deprived child...............:evil: :evil: :evil: