Originally Posted by The Judge
You mimic us? You mean like: "Lord luvvaduck, me old bollocks, I'm orf up the bollocks and bollocks to get me bollocks and bollocks, and then we're down the boozer to meet a few bollocks." Or "Oh, I say, old boy, top bollocks, and what about a nice snifter before luncheon? I hear cook is making spotted dick and bollocks. Bollocks" Both are, of course, fully authentic.
You forgot to include the word bollocks somewhere in the discussion. So being the generous soul I am, Ive added it in the appropriate places.
And to add the greatest quote to ever originate in the UK, simply out of necessity: "Once upon a time, there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick and it lived happily ever after."