Reality Check

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Ok....this is a really messed up story. Peeps have told me that they loved it, but I don't know how many of u will react, so BE GENTEL. THANK YOU SO MUCH, SCORPY AND CHILLED, YOUR THE BEST BUDDIES A GURL COULD HAVE, THANK YOU (hUG, HUG) Alright, this is not meant to be taken seriously, it's more humor then anythang. If there our a lot of mistakes...I rock. those our supposed to be there, I did that on purpose. So let's get started.


Title: Reality Check
Rate: (shrugs) I don't know how to do this, PG-13, or maybe even PG...
Author: ME
Author Notes: BE GENTAL

Reality Check
By: Cody aka Hyper_Peacekeeper_Maria...(of couse me silly, only I could think of sum thang this werid)

Life Sucks. Yes, I have finally answered the famous question of all time. “Why did God create man, and man’s brains so he could run around and destroy one another?”
It’s simple really, no hear me out. To God we or mere little toys and he thinks it’s funny when we get frelled over big time. Yep, Life sucks, nothing matters, screw it all, Let’s PARRTTYYYY. Man I love that saying. But it is true, if you think about it. See the good guys were always winning, you know. Beating up the Bad Guys and saving the damsel in distress, and always getting the lady. But does that happen, NOOOOOOOOOO. Of course not, not IN this reality anyway.
In this reality the Good Guy gets the frelling **** kicked out of him by the LADY, and never wins the lady he wants. The ladies that he does get, scare him and want to steal his eyeballs. OHHH WHOOPIE TEE DOO. Sound fun yet, I bet you are lining up right now as I speak. I know you are, I can see you. HEY WERE ARE YOU GOING. Yah that’s it I’m not finish, oh no sir this is only the beginning.
See the Good Guy wants to join the Bad Guy, why do you ask. Cause they have bigger guns and cooler out fits and get all the devil cool ladies? Nooo not really! It’s because the hero in white shinning armor (which is an easy target any way, DAMN the people who thought shinning armor would hide you better) has no other choose. Why do you ask. Well if you would shut up and let me continue my story I could get to it.
Let’s think about this one, THINKING, THINKING, THINKING, nothing coming up yet. It’s because we don’t need a motive. YAHHH, Eat that Wes Craven!!!! Wait…. that’s wrong, the Bad Guys need motives, cause it wouldn’t be right. So I’ll take that right back from yah Wesie. But Good Guys don’t need motives, cause, well, hmm were the Good Guys. I mean if were fighting the monsters, why not become the monster it’s self, correct.
(Back to my little Reality Check)
Good Guy meets the real, and I mean really Bad Guy. Now this Bad Guy makes the devil squirm in his little Hot Seat. Usually the Bad Guy is hot and sexy and you just want to gobble him up. (well that’s what I have been told in the past, besides that would be gross if you thought this way for this Bad Guy) He is dark, with a cave in face and with a nose that you so want to run up and say “I got your nose” and then run away laughing madly. (well that’s what I would like to do, I don’t know about you!) Also he is very sickly pale, like white powder. (Remember that trick you would try on your parnets? You know putting on this powder and throw in a stomach ach and say your to sick to go to school, but it truly really never worked. Cause Mother could always tell, Oh well) Oh man you should see those choppers on this guy, GOOD LORD, these things are nasty. Can we all say, BREATH ASSURE. I so want to strap him down to a dentist chair, and let the Good Guy Dentist Man have a look at them. But of course that doesn’t get to happen, it’s more visa versa.
The Good Guy gets the Big Black (of course it’s black, what did you think it was going to be painted pink with flowers decorated all over it, GET REAL) Comfy Chair and gets his sweet and innocent brain turned into smothering, mushy, gooey, pancakes.
YUMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Good Guy gets away (Yah sure there going to kill the lead role) but without a price to pay. Good Guy is know seeing Bad Guy all over the place. See Spot Run, See Spot Jump. Not hadley, well he does see Spot, just Spot is no cuddly yellow cute dog. Spot is the hell hound from the fiery burning furriness of Hell it’s self. But the Spot he sees is just a mere trick, and soon little Bad Spot is taking over Good Guys mind, and just dancing around like there’s no tomorrow. Poor Good Guy, I told you life sucks. Now Bad Spot, or Bad Guy (whatever you want to call him) has got what he wanted all along. Is for Good Guy to go insane.
(Don’t Mind If I do…JFLKADJFDAFHDFDJFDJFLK…..sorry)
Good Guy wants to hook up with Bad Guy and dump all his Good Pals. But Good Pals don’t want to get rid of Good Guy just yet, so Good Pals come to the rescue. (My heroes) But Good Guy is already to far gone in the stars to realize what the hell is going on. Good Guy is sitting there twiddling his thumbs, and a tapping his feet as all Hell Breaks Lose around him. Good Pals have come and will not leave without Good Guy. They win and get Good Guy back. SUCCESS….HAH HAH WE WON!!!! Nope, sorry I don’t think so. (What everything will be alright now, and Good Pals, and Good Guy will act as nothing happened) Good Guy is no longer our beloved Good Guy. He is just a shell of the once Good Guy.
Good Guy is now seeing Bad Guy every were he turns. (Eeek Scary) Good Guy wants to end it, but Good Pals will not hear of it. (Should of Listened) Good Guys is so far gone he takes out one of the Good Pals. (Yes I know, Bad, Bad, Good Guy. Shame, Shame you know your name.) Good Guy is now sad cause the Good Pal he took out was a lady that was Radiant to Good Guy. (Don’t worry Good Pal Radiant will come back just to kick Good Guy’s ass some more) Good Guy is now fed up of seeing Bad Guy and has a little brain lobotomy. Well as Good Doctor is looking at Good Guy’s Brain, Bad Guy decides to stroll in with a grin on his cave in face. (YOU WILL NO BELIEVE THIS ONE) Bad Guy uses his breath to kill Good Doctor. (Can You believe that!!!! I knew I should have threaten him with a toothbrush and toothpaste when I had the chance)
Bad guy points and laughs at Good Guy cause Good Guy is strapped to a table with his brain hanging out. Bad Guy laughs some more, then turns on his heel and walks out, still leaving Good Guy’s brain g hanging out.

SO WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT, Beats the hell out of me.
But I do know it will be good. Well that’s it on my little reality check. Yes I know, what was on when I wrote this. I have no frelling clue, but it could have been worst. As my best friend SpaceBoy (Sean) says, “The fact is we survived, this whole matter.” Also authorities are still trying to figure out what I was on when I wrote this. Well I hope you had fun, cause I sure did. Now get out of here before they to keep you here in the NUT HOUSE.

I’m I joking, or I’m I (Wiggles Eyebrows)

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I loved it!!!

that was great!!

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Glad someone got a kick out of it, thanks .

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hehe YW