[J Riff]

H-Wood goes wherever the best tax breaks are.
Last time I was there, the boulevard was torn up, for Hancock.
Will Smith ran through and every went oohOahh. Then the movie came out and they went yechEch! That one could have been good, I thought.
Incidentally, the Hollywood sign is now protected by motion-detectors and surveillance cams, there were too many people wanting to bring it down so they fortified it.
Bring on the Battle of LA!