Originally Posted by No One
Blimey, this light! Say Mr. Chrispy, could you at least attach a dimmer switch?
It's not as if that damnable Hoopy is around...
*dimly sees and hears the crumpling brickwork coming from the cupboard*
The light of creation is not easily reduced, except by time. I could try running it through a smaller hole.
But ultimately it's entropy she's fiddling with; the darkness, like the moss, are mere side effects. The heat death of the universe in an airing cupboard. A few trillion years too soon.
She's probably got something going with TEIN.