Your favourite Daniel Quotes

[Vera]

Here’re my favourite Daniel quotes from season 4

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SMALL VICTORIES

Fraiser: "They needed Sam's help huh?"
Daniel: "Yes... it's ironic that she's not here to save herself."

Daniel: "I wasn't going to say anything!"

Daniel (to Thor): "Wait a minute. You're actually saying that you need someone dumber than you are?!"
O'Neill: "You may have come to the right place."

Daniel: "Eh, look. Every other bug in the sub will probably be upset when you kill Mom."
O'Neill: "Yeah. That'll be a fair reaction."


THE OTHER SIDE

Daniel: "I didn't hear you tell me to shut up."
O'Neill: "Too subtle for you?"
Daniel: "Well, for once... yes."


UPGRADES

Daniel: "I'm Daniel. It means 'God is my Judge'".

Daniel: "Yeah. I'm going to have three as well."
O'Neill: "Four?"
Daniel: "Four. Four is good."


CROSSROADS

Daniel: "She's a temple priestess."
O'Neill: "So?"
Daniel: "So, they don't do a lot of dating."


DIVIDE AND CONQUER

Daniel: "The president is still uncomfortable with the phrase 'For the common interests of the Tok'ra and the humans of Earth.' I'm recommending 'In pursuit of freedom for all individuals.'"

O'Neill: "Apparently, the snake likes you."
Daniel: "Really? You know, I think these are the Jack O'Neill moments I would probably miss the most."


WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY

Daniel: "No, I realise that the Asgard returned you to normal ... which is fortunate ... I suppose. But if you could give me more details of the layout of the ruins, it might be useful.."

Daniel: "On the other hand... it's kind of an opportunity."
O'Neill: "How's that?"
Daniel: "Think about it. If you know in advance that everything is always going to go back to the way it was, then you can do anything , for as long as you want, without having to worry about the consequences."


WATERGATE

Markov: "We're going to have to jump."
Daniel: "Out of the plane?"

Daniel: "Sorry! I've been hanging around Jack O'Neill too much!"

Markov: "The gauge must be malfunctioning."
Daniel: "But it's Swiss!"

Daniel: "Eh, could we stop agreeing on how we're gonna die, and start doing something about it?"


THE FIRST ONES

Daniel: "Ok, I know it seems completely unlikely that you understand a word I say, but eh, I've gone about as far as I can, going at this ridiculous pace, so with your permission, I'm gonna fall down now! Rest! This is a thing you should become familiar with. Rest, it means eh ... rest!"

Daniel: "Ah, yeah, that was refreshing thank you. I'm good for another 10 miles!"

Daniel: "This is Dr. Daniel Jackson. Eh, in case anybody finds this, I met a wonderful new friend and he's taking me on a long journey to see his planet."

Daniel: "Now, don't say 'kar' till you've tried it!"

Daniel: "Look, I know we've got the beginnings of a beautiful friendship here, but not sure your folks are gonna understand."


SCORCHED EARTH

O'Neill: "Tell me... tell me you are not on that ship!"
Daniel: "Okay, I'm not on that ship."

Daniel: "Well, he didn't know. You can't complain, he's just a day and a half old. So, give him a break!"


BENEATH THE SURFACE

Daniel: "Look, I just have this feeling that all of us are part of some bigger, grander thing."
O'Neill: "Well, I certainly understand what you're talking about."
Daniel: "You do?"
O'Neill: "No!"

Daniel: "I don't know how to explain this, but I had this dream. You were in it."
O'Neill: "Me?"
Daniel: "There was this big glowing puddle."
O'Neill: "Okay, just stop talking right now."


POINT OF NO RETURN

Daniel: "Oh, that's... very good. Did you draw that yourself?"
Carter: "What is it?"
Daniel: "That's... that's a duck, isn't it?"

Daniel: "You're not a real doctor, are you?"


TANGENT

Daniel: "Well, we were kind of hoping you'd beam them out."
Jacob: "Beam them out? What am I... Scotty?!"

Daniel: ["Mak tel schree! Lotak! Mekta setak Oz!"]
Goa’uld: ["Oh tel Oz?"]
Daniel: ["Mak tel Oz, kree!"]

Jacob: "Alright we're almost finished. Sam's just finishing."
Daniel: "That's good 'cos I don't think they bought my act."
Jacob: "Why? Who did you say you were?"
Daniel: "The great and powerful Oz!"


THE CURSE

Daniel: "The truth is I got caught up in something... incredible."
Sarah: "You found something didn't you? Something that supports your theory?"

Sarah/Osiris: "Where is my brother Setesh?"
Daniel: "Ah, you mean Seth, eh... he's dead. We killed him."
Sarah/Osiris: "You lie!"
Daniel: "No, no we also killed Ra, and Hathor and... who else... Sokar."
Sarah/Osiris: "You have done me a great favour. I will rule without opposition."
Daniel: "No, you won't rule at all. You see we don't worship false gods anymore."

Carter: "You alright?"
Daniel: "Oh yeah, yeah, I think I'm getting used to that... thing."


SERPENT’S VENOM

Carter: "It's flashing green... green is good?"
Daniel: "No!"
Carter: "Bad?"
Daniel: "Bad!"
Carter: "How bad?"
Daniel: "Very, very bad!"


CHAIN REACTION

Daniel (to Hammond): "It won't be the same without you, Sir."

Daniel: "Let's hope he's not some spit and polish, brass tacks..."
O'Neill: "Hard ass?"
Daniel: "I was building up to that!"


2010

Daniel: "Not her personal favourite SG team!"

Daniel: "Uh, the sun's beeping."

Daniel: "It's just archaeological equipment, this happens every time."


ABSOLUTE POWER

Daniel: "Well, actually it's heavy liquid naquada (sp?), but don't ask me what makes it heavy, at least not yet."

Daniel: "Elevators are such a pain in the ass."


THE LIGHT

Daniel (to Hammond): "You know, it is beyond my comprehension how anybody, like yourself, who has so much power, can miss the point entirely!"

[ponyperson]

Well. this is just a great exscuse to go back and watch all the episodes!..
(like i needed an exscuse huh?)..
off the top of my head, i can only think of one.. (i know, that's really bad..)

Shades of Grey

"Umm, Actually, we drew straws.."

[Leelu]

Mine is not very specific because I am in a hurry and can't think, but I LOVE the way Daniel says the word "Really" in The Other Side and in Beneath the Surface.
It has a rather long r, like "rrreally" with those luscious lips slightly pursed. Excuse me, I think I need a moment alone with my imagination!

[skydiver]

umm....don't suppose now is the time to mention my little problem with heights.

grrrest!!!(love the look on his face)

so it sinks but it occasionally catches fire?

oh please...we'll be back before they even notice we're gone

i've never been on a stake out before. should we have donuts or something?

[Celerity]

I loved the one in Watergate about the Russian/Swiss workmanship. Something like "so they catch on fire occasionally, but they keep perfect time?"

Also from Demons: "they didn't call them the dark ages because it was *dark*"

[FeedMeTV]

It's nice that Daniel gats some good quotes too, 'cos Jack always seems to be the on that cracks the jokes and no one really expects Daniel to, but he does!

P.S once again Vera, a list of quotes!

[Sci-Fi16]

Yeah, he does get some good ones, funny or not. I just love his confontation with Heruer in 'Secrets':

"You are nothing, your people are nothing, and when I have conquered Apophis I will make slaves of your people"

"Ahh, no...I don't think so."

It's not even loud or forceful, in the way Jack/RDA delivers his lines, it's just 'there', in an effective way.

'F&W':
"You’re asking me to remember something that happened four thousand years ago! You might have that amount of time, but I don’t!”

'Gamekeeper':
"Well, obviously my options are infinite but my solutions are zero now STOP IT!"

“Dumb question! I’m fine. Thank-you I, I think. Don’t ever do that again!” - After Teal'c shoots him in 'Line of Duty'.

“Might I be the first to say; At least it’s a good day to die!” - Not so intelligent....'TC'.

"Creepy" - Hits the nail on the head in 'Spirits'

“I only wish we could of seen more of your world.”
“Well, you probably wouldn’t have liked it" - DJ in 'Family'

[julie]

I watched 1969 yesterday, and the quote I like from it is

Jack:...we came here a long long time ago
Daniel:...from a galaxy far far away

when they were lying to the two hippies. I just thought it was funny and there were probably other good quotes, but this is the only one I can remember!
:rolly2:

[Sci-Fi16]

And when, in 1969 he was talking in Russian to the guard:

'You are Soviet Spies?'
'No.'

And Jack obviously doesn't know what he's on about.
When he's talking in German to Katherine, that's pretty good.
Any other good ones? I can't think of any. And I've just aquired bits and pieces of S4 episodes from Vera's quotes.

[Gemsong]

O'Neil: She uh... tried to seduce me.

Daniel: Oh (long pause) You poor man


Broca Divide Season 1

[julie]

I can't think of anymore quotes...my minds gone blank...mmmmm.......

[julie]

MMMMMmmmmmmmmmm.......

[Maria8475]

Yeah!! I really liked these quotes! damn i miss series 4 (sorry my video messed up FOR THE WHOLE SERIES!!! and I couldn't tape anyway of them!!) don't worry about me i'll be fine.....eventually!!!!:iiworry:

anyway how about "with all due respect, the good senator is an ass" Politics

or "Oh you're right we'll just upload a computer virus into the mother ship!" (okay you need to have seen Independance day for that one!)

Kinsey: we are after all, one nation under God
Daniel: And you think God is going to save you??
Politics

"Uh oh I think I'm dead!" TBFTGOG

"and on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending" One False Step

"nait" 1969 VERY funny!!

"flowers *sneezes* way too many flowers!" The gamekeeper.

"Okay well i thought heaven would be a little more upscale than this" The Nox.

"whou...ahh...what??" Need (after Shylas tells him he's her destiny!)

"Why are you so quick to jump to the conclusion that I'm crazy, that i'm dangerous *waving his arms around* I'm out of control?........It's because i'm kinda acting that way isn't it!" Legacy

sam: Maybe he read my report.
Daniel (about Jack) Maybe he read your report??

okay run out for the minute but don't be surprised if i'm back...this definetly helps make me feel better!!

Take care
Maria :star:

[Gemsong]

"Heigh ho, Heigh ho, back to work we go"

[Sci-Fi16]

I KNEW he said that about Kinsey, I just KNEW it! And I love that 'Independance Day' one. I didn't get it unitl I saw the film credits, and the line clicked.
What about in '1969':
'From a galaxy far, far away'....Starwars!
'Well, I do speak 23 different languages, pick one."