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Tabitha · 26th January 2002, 09:42 AM

Ok so Demons wasn't the best episode, but when they arrive in the village, Daniel says

"Hi I'm Daniel Jackson, we're peaceful explorers from Earth..."

now I know that this is the standard spiel, but i love the way his voice tails off as he is saying it - while all the villagers are running away and slamming their doors

:laugh2:

Hatshepsut · 5th February 2002, 05:39 PM

Some of my favourites from Season One
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Children of the Gods

This is going straight to my head. What time is it, anyway? I must have Gate lag or something.

Unless we want to give ourselves a bad reputation, I think we should avoid shooting the first people we meet on a new planet.

The Broca Divide

O'Neill: Daniel, what are they?
Daniel: Well, they don't look completely homo sapien. Ah, the larger brow ridge would imply homo erectus, but then again they'd have canine teeth. Ah, it could be Australopithecus but then the brow ridge would be less prominent...
O'Neill: You don't know, do you?
Daniel: No.

Daniel: Now, just, just...wait a minute!
Hammond: Dr. Jackson, you're wasting your breath. You've already won the argument.
Daniel: But I have to insist you...what, what, what? I've already won?

Brief Candle

Daniel: It's like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae.
O'Neill: I thought you said it was Greek.
Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Pelopponesian region.
O'Neill: Where's that?
Daniel: Greece.

Bloodlines

Ah...minutes ago we were warriors of great skill and cunning

Hathor

Daniel: A lot of that will probably be mine.
O'Neill: Eww.
Daniel: Yeah.

Cor-ai

You know, I wish you wouldn't say 'harvest.' We're talking about human beings not... brussels sprouts.

Well, it's just that I've never actually heard you referred to as a diplomat. I think, um, antagonist was the word used.

T.B.4.T.G.O.G

Jack! Sam! Teal'c! Oh, I really hate when this happens.

Oh I'd say we've pissed the Goa'uld off just as much as you have .. Probably even more.

Within the Serpent's Grasp

Now, in the other reality by the time I left Sara was dead. Carter, your whole family was dead. Hell, I was dead. Everyone was dead.
{ X-over} They're dead, Dave, they're all dead, Dave - everyone's dead, Dave...

O'Neill: Well, I suggest the two of you figure out how to get us back home.
Carter: Sir, the only way to do that would be to turn this thing around and go back to where we started.
Daniel: Right, I'll just go tell the pilot. :lol:

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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pamie · 8th February 2002, 10:48 PM

Wow some great quotes there...thanks! :rolly2:

Hatshepsut · 9th February 2002, 02:23 AM

Here are some more, then, from Series 2 this time

The Serpent's Lair

Well, on the bright side, my hand isn't blurry anymore.

Space monkey. Yeah. (O.K., so Jack says it, but it's about Danny and I like it!)

Prisoners

Daniel: What happened?
O'Neill: Well, you actually won a fight, Danny Boy.
Daniel: I don't particularly remember getting the upper hand.

O'Neill: And this just...came to you?
Daniel: No, this came to me while I was suffocating.

Need

Shyla: You know of the sarcophagus?
Daniel: Yeah, I've...I've used one before. Couple of times too many if you ask me.

Daniel: Hi guys.
Carter: Daniel!
O'Neill: Well. It's surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it? <- my favourite quote

Daniel: She wants me to marry her.
O'Neill: What? Alright, look....
Daniel: No, you look, Jack!!! I have everything under control, O.K? God, you never show me any respect! Your way didn't work. Now I'm handling it. All you have to do is hang in there!

Carter: The effects of the sarcophagus are like a narcotic, Daniel.
Daniel: Yeah, that makes you smarter, stronger, you live for hundreds of years, feel great. What the hell is so wrong with it?

Thor's Chariot

Daniel: (As the floor collapses leaving very thin bridge across the chasm). Oh, this is definitely a test.
Carter: So, uh, we're supposed to go across this?
Daniel: I don't suppose this is the best time to bring up my problems with heights...

Secrets

Heru'r:You are nothing. Your world is nothing. Once I have conquered Apophis I will make slaves of your people. You will serve me.
Daniel: No, I don't think so.

Holiday

O'Neill: Alright. Describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out.
Daniel (in Machello): I don't have a sister, Jack, and if I did I wouldn't let you near her.

One False Step

I'm sorry, this is, ah, this is nothing to worry about. Of course, I could be wrong....

Daniel: Well, we need to do something.
O'Neill: I agree with you. But I haven't had the brilliant revelations you seem to have had.
Daniel: Well maybe you can try coming up with something better than inappropriate sarcasm. :lol:

Daniel: Well I think this might be important.
O'Neill: Well I think you might be losing what's left of your mind.
Daniel: What's that supposed to mean?
O'Neill: It means that on a good day you can be a little flaky.
Daniel: And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending.

Yeah, go Danny!

1969

Daniel: So we go in disguise. Pretend to be...foreigners.
O'Neill: How're you going to do that?
Daniel: Well I speak 23 different languages, pick one.

O'Neill: No, it's true, Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago.
Daniel: From a galaxy far, far away.

Into the fire

Hathor: We could spend an eternity together. Do you not remember? The joys that we will share in one another's arms?
Daniel: I really try not to.

Makepeace: How's the leg? Can you walk?
Daniel: Oh, it's just a deep, bleeding gash but it'll be fine.

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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pamie · 10th February 2002, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hatshepsut

Makepeace: How's the leg? Can you walk?
Daniel: Oh, it's just a deep, bleeding gash but it'll be fine.

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That is one of my faves.....

Beast of Burdon (season five)

Sam had asked about Jack...

Daniel: Oh physically he is fine...but Im not expected a birthday present anytime soon!

Hatshepsut · 10th February 2002, 01:17 AM

:lol:

I like the episodes with Chaka Unas in, especially the way Daniel was able to apply his anthropological knowledge to befriending the Unas

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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pamie · 12th February 2002, 09:39 PM

Yeah I like those ones too....some of my faves! :rolly2:

Hatshepsut · 15th February 2002, 08:04 PM

Here's one from 'Proving Ground' which creased me up. :lol: It isn't by Danny but about him:

Spoiler:

SATTERFIELD: I didn't believe Dr Jackson was a Goa'uld.

CARTER: Why not, Satterfield?

SATTERFIELD: I don't know, ma'am. That was just my instinct.

HALEY: She thinks he's cute.

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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pamie · 15th February 2002, 10:30 PM

hehe...yeah totally agree with her......

Tesha · 15th February 2002, 11:20 PM

LOL! I LOVE that quote!!!

imported_space monkey · 20th February 2002, 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hatshepsut

Thor's Chariot

Daniel: (As the floor collapses leaving very thin bridge across the chasm). Oh, this is definitely a test.
Carter: So, uh, we're supposed to go across this?
Daniel: I don't suppose this is the best time to bring up my problems with heights...

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In Crystal Skull Season 3 that phobia seems to have disappeared...

Hatshepsut · 20th February 2002, 02:27 PM

Yes, I noticed that too. <g> The walkway in 'Crystal Skull' was quite a bit wider, though.

Perhaps confronting his fear in 'Thor's Chariot' helped to cure it.

This might be the case, given that we discover that he has a flat in the eighth (?) floor in 'Light'...

Best wishes,
Hatshepsut :wave:
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pamie · 22nd February 2002, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hatshepsut

This might be the case, given that we discover that he has a flat in the eighth (?) floor in 'Light'...

Yeah that is very true...I think there is a thread about this very topic around here somewhere....

imported_space monkey · 23rd February 2002, 11:55 AM

OK, I just mentioned it cos I've just seen Crystal Skull and it reminded me of Thor's Chariot, esp since I'm really scared of heights. Is that thread in the Daniel forum?

pamie · 24th February 2002, 12:29 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by space monkey
OK, I just mentioned it cos I've just seen Crystal Skull and it reminded me of Thor's Chariot, esp since I'm really scared of heights. Is that thread in the Daniel forum?

Yeah sorry I didn't mean to make it sound like 'you have to go post there'

But if you wanna the thread title is 'Why?'

It goes on for a few pages and got kinda out of topic.....

26th January 2002, 09:42 AM	#46 (permalink)
Tabitha Save Angel! Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Edinburgh Posts: 3,638	Demons Ok so Demons wasn't the best episode, but when they arrive in the village, Daniel says "Hi I'm Daniel Jackson, we're peaceful explorers from Earth..." now I know that this is the standard spiel, but i love the way his voice tails off as he is saying it - while all the villagers are running away and slamming their doors :laugh2:

5th February 2002, 05:39 PM	#47 (permalink)
Hatshepsut WELCOME HOME, DR. JACKSON Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Waltham, N.E.Lincolnshire, U.K. Posts: 997	Some of my favourites from Season One --------------------------------------------------- Children of the Gods This is going straight to my head. What time is it, anyway? I must have Gate lag or something. Unless we want to give ourselves a bad reputation, I think we should avoid shooting the first people we meet on a new planet. The Broca Divide O'Neill: Daniel, what are they? Daniel: Well, they don't look completely homo sapien. Ah, the larger brow ridge would imply homo erectus, but then again they'd have canine teeth. Ah, it could be Australopithecus but then the brow ridge would be less prominent... O'Neill: You don't know, do you? Daniel: No. Daniel: Now, just, just...wait a minute! Hammond: Dr. Jackson, you're wasting your breath. You've already won the argument. Daniel: But I have to insist you...what, what, what? I've already won? Brief Candle Daniel: It's like we just stepped into the citadel at Mycenae. O'Neill: I thought you said it was Greek. Daniel: Oh, Mycenae was an ancient city in the Southern Pelopponesian region. O'Neill: Where's that? Daniel: Greece. Bloodlines Ah...minutes ago we were warriors of great skill and cunning Hathor Daniel: A lot of that will probably be mine. O'Neill: Eww. Daniel: Yeah. Cor-ai You know, I wish you wouldn't say 'harvest.' We're talking about human beings not... brussels sprouts. Well, it's just that I've never actually heard you referred to as a diplomat. I think, um, antagonist was the word used. T.B.4.T.G.O.G Jack! Sam! Teal'c! Oh, I really hate when this happens. Oh I'd say we've pissed the Goa'uld off just as much as you have .. Probably even more. Within the Serpent's Grasp Now, in the other reality by the time I left Sara was dead. Carter, your whole family was dead. Hell, I was dead. Everyone was dead. { X-over} They're dead, Dave, they're all dead, Dave - everyone's dead, Dave... O'Neill: Well, I suggest the two of you figure out how to get us back home. Carter: Sir, the only way to do that would be to turn this thing around and go back to where we started. Daniel: Right, I'll just go tell the pilot. :lol: Best wishes, Hatshepsut :wave: --

8th February 2002, 10:48 PM	#48 (permalink)
pamie Space Monkey! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: South coast of the UK Posts: 3,091	Wow some great quotes there...thanks! :rolly2:

9th February 2002, 02:23 AM	#49 (permalink)
Hatshepsut WELCOME HOME, DR. JACKSON Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Waltham, N.E.Lincolnshire, U.K. Posts: 997	Here are some more, then, from Series 2 this time The Serpent's Lair Well, on the bright side, my hand isn't blurry anymore. Space monkey. Yeah. (O.K., so Jack says it, but it's about Danny and I like it!) Prisoners Daniel: What happened? O'Neill: Well, you actually won a fight, Danny Boy. Daniel: I don't particularly remember getting the upper hand. O'Neill: And this just...came to you? Daniel: No, this came to me while I was suffocating. Need Shyla: You know of the sarcophagus? Daniel: Yeah, I've...I've used one before. Couple of times too many if you ask me. Daniel: Hi guys. Carter: Daniel! O'Neill: Well. It's surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it? <- my favourite quote Daniel: She wants me to marry her. O'Neill: What? Alright, look.... Daniel: No, you look, Jack!!! I have everything under control, O.K? God, you never show me any respect! Your way didn't work. Now I'm handling it. All you have to do is hang in there! Carter: The effects of the sarcophagus are like a narcotic, Daniel. Daniel: Yeah, that makes you smarter, stronger, you live for hundreds of years, feel great. What the hell is so wrong with it? Thor's Chariot Daniel: (As the floor collapses leaving very thin bridge across the chasm). Oh, this is definitely a test. Carter: So, uh, we're supposed to go across this? Daniel: I don't suppose this is the best time to bring up my problems with heights... Secrets Heru'r:You are nothing. Your world is nothing. Once I have conquered Apophis I will make slaves of your people. You will serve me. Daniel: No, I don't think so. Holiday O'Neill: Alright. Describe for me the dress your sister wore last week when I took her out. Daniel (in Machello): I don't have a sister, Jack, and if I did I wouldn't let you near her. One False Step I'm sorry, this is, ah, this is nothing to worry about. Of course, I could be wrong.... Daniel: Well, we need to do something. O'Neill: I agree with you. But I haven't had the brilliant revelations you seem to have had. Daniel: Well maybe you can try coming up with something better than inappropriate sarcasm. :lol: Daniel: Well I think this might be important. O'Neill: Well I think you might be losing what's left of your mind. Daniel: What's that supposed to mean? O'Neill: It means that on a good day you can be a little flaky. Daniel: And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending. Yeah, go Danny! 1969 Daniel: So we go in disguise. Pretend to be...foreigners. O'Neill: How're you going to do that? Daniel: Well I speak 23 different languages, pick one. O'Neill: No, it's true, Michael. We came to Earth to hide among your people a long, long time ago. Daniel: From a galaxy far, far away. Into the fire Hathor: We could spend an eternity together. Do you not remember? The joys that we will share in one another's arms? Daniel: I really try not to. Makepeace: How's the leg? Can you walk? Daniel: Oh, it's just a deep, bleeding gash but it'll be fine. Best wishes, Hatshepsut :wave: --

10th February 2002, 01:17 AM	#51 (permalink)
Hatshepsut WELCOME HOME, DR. JACKSON Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Waltham, N.E.Lincolnshire, U.K. Posts: 997	:lol: I like the episodes with Chaka Unas in, especially the way Daniel was able to apply his anthropological knowledge to befriending the Unas Best wishes, Hatshepsut :wave: --

12th February 2002, 09:39 PM	#52 (permalink)
pamie Space Monkey! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: South coast of the UK Posts: 3,091	Yeah I like those ones too....some of my faves! :rolly2:

15th February 2002, 08:04 PM	#53 (permalink)
Hatshepsut WELCOME HOME, DR. JACKSON Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Waltham, N.E.Lincolnshire, U.K. Posts: 997	Here's one from 'Proving Ground' which creased me up. :lol: It isn't by Danny but about him: Spoiler: SATTERFIELD: I didn't believe Dr Jackson was a Goa'uld. CARTER: Why not, Satterfield? SATTERFIELD: I don't know, ma'am. That was just my instinct. HALEY: She thinks he's cute. Best wishes, Hatshepsut :wave: --

15th February 2002, 10:30 PM	#54 (permalink)
pamie Space Monkey! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: South coast of the UK Posts: 3,091	hehe...yeah totally agree with her......

15th February 2002, 11:20 PM	#55 (permalink)
Tesha Queen of Insanity Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: New Zealand Posts: 73	LOL! I LOVE that quote!!!

20th February 2002, 02:27 PM	#57 (permalink)
Hatshepsut WELCOME HOME, DR. JACKSON Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Waltham, N.E.Lincolnshire, U.K. Posts: 997	Yes, I noticed that too. <g> The walkway in 'Crystal Skull' was quite a bit wider, though. Perhaps confronting his fear in 'Thor's Chariot' helped to cure it. This might be the case, given that we discover that he has a flat in the eighth (?) floor in 'Light'... Best wishes, Hatshepsut :wave: --

23rd February 2002, 11:55 AM	#59 (permalink)
imported_space monkey I'm back! Be afraid... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: England Posts: 445	OK, I just mentioned it cos I've just seen Crystal Skull and it reminded me of Thor's Chariot, esp since I'm really scared of heights. Is that thread in the Daniel forum?