Thread Killers Anonymous

[Aaron Stone]

As polished as an expensive wooden desk after cleaning day, yes-siree.

[Ursa major]

I went to our French office yesterday and was surprised to see a small donkey.

(Damn those burros de change!)

[Michael01]

This thread has about the same function as the "Last one to post wins," I think. But as far as I know, you don't "win" here; you just get the satisfaction (or is it dissatisfaction?) of knowing you murder threads. We are all so horrible! And, apparently, there's nothing "anonymous" about it.

[Ursa major]

What would be the use of, say, Anon fatal attack...?

[Aaron Stone]

No repercussions?

[Clansman]

Hiya, Jim. Been a while since I dropped by. Not dead yet, I see, so ignoring you didn't work.

Maybe if everyone ignored him...

[Ursa major]

That would be cruel, unless Jim is in deep hibernation.

[Interference]

Is it less cruel to ignore someone who's already ignoring you - they being asleep an' all.... ?

[Ursa major]

In my previous post, Jim was only hypothetically hibernating; as it happens, he was wide awake; which he is now.

[Interference]

Now, that's cruel! Never wake a hibernating bear, my ol' man used a say.

[Ursa major]

Then it's lucky that Jim isn't a bear (not even an undead one).

[Clansman]

Where is TEiN these days?

I associate him with revivification of Jim (though why he did that, I'll never know), but have not seen him of late.

[Ursa major]

Apparently TEiN was somewhere in the Chrons on Tuesday.

[Michael01]

But he wasn't visiting Jim? Shame on him!

[Ursa major]

He may have done but simply not posted on that visit.