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Old 22nd October 2011, 10:44 PM   #5071 (permalink)
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Let's try and keep politics out of this, shall we?
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Old 29th October 2011, 12:05 AM   #5072 (permalink)
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Politics:

Method for keeping it out.

1. Cuttlefish.

2 Set the alarm earlier.

3 Don't let the cracks get to big, A parrot shoved in a newly formed hairline is one way to keep the drafts out.

4 Flea powder.

5 Remove the giblets and ram a lemon up its.... Gas mask 8 for 50 minutes
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Old 29th October 2011, 12:12 AM   #5073 (permalink)
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*Karn throws a pie at TeiN*
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Old 29th October 2011, 12:20 AM   #5074 (permalink)
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Oye

You're supposed to be attacking the thread
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Old 29th October 2011, 12:22 AM   #5075 (permalink)
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No.


But you look very nice in apple cinnamon.



I hate apple pie. And I'm an American, so there.
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Old 29th October 2011, 07:11 AM   #5076 (permalink)
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There must be a name for this type of thing.

Munchcrumbledpie by proxy perhaps.

Any chance you could add a little more sugar next time.

Better still I refer rhubarb.

Oh, and yes, lashings of custard.

In my opinion custard isn't custard unless it sticks to the back of a spoon for at least one minute and it must coat the spoon in to a depth of one quarter inch.

In other words thick custard, not the weak kneed splash it all over type. Custard needs to self level over time not run around the pie seeking out every nook and cranny.
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Old 29th October 2011, 08:17 AM   #5077 (permalink)
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I've never tried to lash anyone or anything with custard. It would be far too messy.


(But I agree with TEIN about how thick it should be.)
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Old 29th October 2011, 02:32 PM   #5078 (permalink)
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It isn't the thickness of the custard that hurts when it's flung in your face, it's the surface tension which, if I might mention, stings most, all depending on pace.
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Old 29th October 2011, 04:58 PM   #5079 (permalink)
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One cannot be too thin skinned when under attack by custard, particularly when one is getting one's just deserts.
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Old 31st October 2011, 04:40 AM   #5080 (permalink)
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Just deserts? No entree or main course first?
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Old 31st October 2011, 05:12 AM   #5081 (permalink)
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There's a little-known area of New South Wales, where the billibong sings to the breeze and the kukuburrough tree is in full bloom and the koala lumps are the softest of soft, where the sun gleams off sandy dunes and duly warms a passing dunny-beetle as it forages for lizards and other rare creatures that form its diet, known as The Lawbringer Sands for no injustice can be done within its bourn. For this region of desolation and emptiness is truly a Just Desert.
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Old 31st October 2011, 09:54 AM   #5082 (permalink)
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And if anyone tries to transgress, can they expect a spell of porridge.
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Old 31st October 2011, 01:59 PM   #5083 (permalink)
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The worst spell of porridge I know is P O R A I G E.
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wa bout slop init
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Old 31st October 2011, 02:47 PM   #5085 (permalink)
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Well, the spell of slop was ok, but the rest.....
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