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Old 19th September 2011, 04:07 PM   #5041 (permalink)
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I didn't know that. (I must be behind in reading the news.)
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:08 PM   #5042 (permalink)
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I think it's really for posterioty to judge.
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:09 PM   #5043 (permalink)
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Unless one wants to be a bit cheeky.
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:14 PM   #5044 (permalink)
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How do pirates know they're pirates?

They think, therefore they AAAARRRRRR!
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:15 PM   #5045 (permalink)
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I don't have much experience in cheekiness, but I'll have a crack.

Their favourite BBC drama set in the 1950s in the news room of a popular news programme is The Arrrr (?)
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:16 PM   #5046 (permalink)
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You should be okay: it isn't haaaaarrrrd.
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:18 PM   #5047 (permalink)
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What did the pirate say when he got his wooden leg stuck in a freezer?

Shiver me timbers!
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:24 PM   #5048 (permalink)
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LOL

Can a pirate really consider himself a success before he's been given the bird?
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:28 PM   #5049 (permalink)
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(He only gets that if he's repeat offender.)

Why don't pirate ships have engines? Because no pirate wants to hear the command, "Haaaaarrd astern".
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:38 PM   #5050 (permalink)
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Why do pirate ships have sails?
They always like to knock something off.... (tough one)

How do Pirates always punish their enemies?
Plancks. Constant.
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:40 PM   #5051 (permalink)
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The pirate's way: "By hook and by crook."
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Old 19th September 2011, 04:46 PM   #5052 (permalink)
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What's a pirate?
Service charge calculated to three decimal places.

Bring your meringue to Disneyland, Stringfellows and MacDonalds - take pie to three dismal places.
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Old 26th September 2011, 06:47 AM   #5053 (permalink)
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Tut Tut Tut
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Old 26th September 2011, 09:55 AM   #5054 (permalink)
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After that version set in a US parachute factory during WWII, is their any chance that Bizet's (and Mérimée's) classic could be set in south London, possibly with the title, Tooting Carmen?
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Old 4th October 2011, 01:28 AM   #5055 (permalink)
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Toot and come in.
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