Thread Killers Anonymous

[TheEndIsNigh]

There aren't any member rules to playing the game.

My question was serious.

Usually (Or so I thought) you need at least 7 letters in a post for it to be accepted.

However, 'LOL' seems a bit tasteless given we're talking about the death of an old and well loved thread.

A thread that we (The friends of the Thread) hope in time (well, pretty soon actually) that you too will come to love. One that you will find comfort and joy in knowing. A Thread you will learn you can turn to in times of troubles.

A thread that never turns anyone away. Always turns the other cheek. A thread that gives without ever expecting anything (accept perhaps, a good kicking) in return. A thread for all seasons, salt, pepper, chilli, red hot dragon breath - Oh yes they've all been tried.

But most of all a thread that can never die.

[Asmiley]

Originally Posted by DrMclony

*Pokes nose in* thread killers anonymous has 329 pages? excuse me for not reading them all lol. I am willing to bet 304 of those pages are off topic!

i do keep trying to kill it but it's beyond my power of deduction anymore.

Originally Posted by Ursa major

But how would you react to a pointed comment?

fairly well I believe.

Originally Posted by Ursa major

Off Topic? Well, as there are lots of other types of confectionery, even I won't stick to it (though my teeth might).

heh good one.

[TheEndIsNigh]

Asmiley: 531 at the last count.

DrMclony: There are no off topics in this thread (as long as you can ignore the smell of the undead).

Many have tried to bore it to death.

However, they have usually resorted to actual drill bits, rather than trying to make it loose the will to be undead.

[Starbeast]

I like spicey beans.

[Ursa major]

What, as part of your attempts to rip into poor old Jim...?

[Starbeast]

Who's Jim? I just really like spicey beans.

[Ursa major]

Jim is the name of this thread.

[Starbeast]

Oh, sorry Jim-bo. I go now.

[Member]

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[Simon tall]

We don't really have spicey beans in England...

[Ursa major]

I believe that at least one of the UK popular brands of baked beans has paprika in it....

[TheEndIsNigh]

So, I seem to be losing it when it comes to lose, loose and loosed.

I think I'm getting a grip on it now though.

[Member]

Jim called me up the other day, he said something about having to fend off a pack of chupacabras.

He said they were all like "Grrrrr " but he was all like "Rawrrr" so they just left him to it.

Jim is such a goon sometimes, ya know?

[No One]

Sorry Member, I applaud your efforts and your resolve - that TEIN can be...devious - but time to get Jimbo back on his feet.

*slaps Jim*

Better.

[TheEndIsNigh]

No One: I see you are getting into the spirit of the thing.

Thanks for taking care of our friend.

I've been away so was a guilty of being a 'bit tardy' with his welfare.

Can I sign you up to the "Friends of Jim" Club now