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Old 23rd March 2011, 12:24 AM   #4876 (permalink)
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...AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

*No hits the ground with a mighty OOMPH!*

Oh, the pain. Oh. The pain.
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Old 23rd March 2011, 12:29 AM   #4877 (permalink)
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Obviously No One is a Frenchman born and bread.
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Old 23rd March 2011, 12:33 AM   #4878 (permalink)
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*Siggy appears, stalking toward No, who holds out a hand as he lies broken on the floor*

Alright. We'll call it a draw.

*Siggy grabs one of No's ankles, hoists him up and then slams him down into the ground. Hard. And repeatedly.*

*Then there's another PHWOOMPH! and No sails off into the air with a diminishing scream, saying something about not being French*

*Siggy pursues, and doesn't break his stride to raise an arm, from which is fired a tiny, tiny dart - slimmer than a pin - into Jim.*
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Old 23rd March 2011, 12:35 AM   #4879 (permalink)
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"Bullseye!" shouts Jim enthusiastically. "I haven't played a game of darts for ages."
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Old 23rd March 2011, 12:47 AM   #4880 (permalink)
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...AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!

*No hits the ground with a mighty OOMPH!*

Oh, the pain. Oh. The pain.
Wrong thread No. You need the frustration thread
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Old 23rd March 2011, 12:49 AM   #4881 (permalink)
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At least he didn't hit the ground at an underwhelming 0 MPH.
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Old 23rd March 2011, 12:58 AM   #4882 (permalink)
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*A microscopic hatchway opens on the tiny, tiny dart and out pops a single nanobot. More precisely, a Nomobot, which sets to work.*

...nom nom...
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Old 23rd March 2011, 01:01 AM   #4883 (permalink)
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I hope no-one is hinting that Jim went to Eton.


That would be libel.
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Old 23rd March 2011, 01:06 AM   #4884 (permalink)
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I hint at nothing Sir. Except for Jim's inevitable demise. Muahaha!

And the Nomobot has a name. It's Lemmiwinks
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Old 23rd March 2011, 11:56 PM   #4885 (permalink)
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I'm not sure we should allow winking.









It sounds dangerous.
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Old 23rd March 2011, 11:59 PM   #4886 (permalink)
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Nevermind the winking. If anything should sound dangerous 'tis the terrible spine-chilling sound that shall destroy Jim!!




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Old 24th March 2011, 12:03 AM   #4887 (permalink)
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Jim hasn't had his spine chilled since he confused a back pack with an ice pack.
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Old 24th March 2011, 12:06 AM   #4888 (permalink)
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*Steals Jim's back pack.*
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Old 24th March 2011, 12:15 AM   #4889 (permalink)
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* The back back breaks free and heads towards Jim. *

That's back as in return. It's the luggage world's version of the homing pigeon.
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Old 24th March 2011, 12:25 AM   #4890 (permalink)
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Bah. Then Lemmiwinks shall devour that too.

Go Lemmiwinks!

*Produces an absurdly large magnifying glass to watch the Nomobot in action.*
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