Thread Killers Anonymous

[Ursa major]

Jim doesn't need laser surgery. (He's not that old, you know.)

[Starbeast]

Originally Posted by Nariko Fanel

This is for all pplz who have ever killed a topic for more than a day! If anyone of you have ever replied to a topic and it has died or gone defunct you are a thread killer! I got this idea from one of my friends and I decided to put it here! I am myself a thread murderer so have fun this I suppose is for any general topic.

I wouldn't really call it "Thread killing, I would say it's more like a "Thread Ender", members are either those who want to post on a thread only once to give their opinion, then split. Or, they have a strong interest to chat for a while, then after enough has been said about the thread subject, they move on.

Eventually as time passes by, someone will spot the thread that interests her/him and the thread gets a new post. Hmm, Ursa Major posted here on the 16th, which makes him a Thread Ender, I posted here today....I wonder how long it will take for someone else to post after me? As soon as I submit this new entry, I have 24 hours before I become the....THREAD KILLER! Right, Nariko Fanel

Ok, 24 hours starting in...5...4...3...2...1...(click)

[TheEndIsNigh]

Nice try Starbeast, but your logic is flawed.

This thread is, as you rightly point out, is for that type of person. However, that's the qualifying personality required to even entertain a post on the thread. This thread is obviously a challenge to that type of poster. To suggest that a mere 24 hours is sufficient to kill this thread is fiction bordering on fantasy of the most outrageous form.

[pyan]

Originally Posted by TheEndIsNigh

To suggest that a mere 24 hours is sufficient to kill this thread is fiction bordering on fantasy of the most outrageous form.

Oh, I don't know..

[Ursa major]

But we do....

[TheEndIsNigh]

Pyan: - That you would wish such a low threshold level to claim the ultimate prize.

Unbelievable!!!

[No One]

Most glad to see that the mighty Pyan has not fallen sway to the thrall of Jim, a la TEIN and Ursa.

Meanwhile, time I got back to business...

*Calls in Siggy Mk V and orders him to spit on the thread, which he duely does*

There. Job Done.

[Ursa major]

Is that awful smell your doing, Jim?


Well, it's no excuse to say it was deliciously appropriate at that moment, Jim. It was still very bad manners.

[HoopyFrood]

Die!

*Stabs the thread*

[Ursa major]

I'd expected you'd have at least brought some dire animal's head to sew on, Hoopy.

[HoopyFrood]

I don't sink as low as those Frey types.

*Rummages for a crossbow*

[Ursa major]

Will an angry bazooker do?

[No One]

Aha!

More allies join the fight. Excellent.

Foes of Jim - Unite!

[Rosemary]

Rosie, The Wicked Sword Maiden and Druid of Fire rushes in - Nipur, her Sword held high, ready to do deadly damage

There shall be no foes of Jim if I have anything to do with it

[No One]

Gah! I've been remiss in my duties. Four days without taking a "stab" at Jim is far too long.

*Ushers in an old gypsy woman who begins an incantation*

I hereby curse Jim with the most annoying thing of all - that whenever he drops something, even if it falls directly within his line of sight, it'll somehow manage to completely disappear from view!