Thread Killers Anonymous

[No One]

Right, first off...

*approaches Asmiley's bear trap and cunningly disarms it with a carrot, proceeding to label the trap with "Property of No One" before resetting it*

And I'll give fair warning to TEIN in echoing Clansman's post. Reviving the undead could result in a nasty infection. Don't like this talk of an apocalypse though, but one thing at a time eh?

And Ursa, I'm sorry but I am hereby forced to withdraw my nomination for you as humanity's Interstellar Ambassador in light of your acting on Jim's behalf. Oh, how the mighty have fallen...but Jim cannot be allowed to leave Earth!

[TheEndIsNigh]

Alas, No One, your warnings are far too late.

Afterdeath Threadkillers rebirth (Born again)

You may care to start at the beginning however, as Clansman has hinted (Although the actual posts were lost in the big crash) This thread and I have known each other intimately. As for nasty infections well, yes, how right you are.

[HoopyFrood]

*Trips into the thread* Oof. How clumsy of me.

[No One]

hmm, this just confirms my suspicions.

You're all working for Jim.

And thanks TEIN (I think ) I will peruse, but you'll not distract me from my mission!

[HoopyFrood]

*Regains her balance...and narrowly avoids a snapping bear trap digging into her leg. As it is, gets her bottom of her dress stuck in it* Gah!

*Pulls on her dress* Who the hell leaves a bear trap lying around?

[No One]

Er, that would be Asmiley's. Yes.

*tries to hide the label*

Now shoo! Leave this place!

*starts nudging and pushing Hoops toward the exit*

[HoopyFrood]

Oi, pack it in. *Tries to prise off the trap, then just rips a chunk out of the bottom of her dress instead*

*Sees the name on it* GASP. That's yours! Who does that?

[Ursa major]

I don't know what you're complaining about.


It's a bear trap!


* Keeps well away from the contraption. *

[HoopyFrood]

That's true, I need only be on the look out for Hoopy traps. And they're a bit too specific to be actually real.

But still! Coulda lost a leg! Would've been blood everywhere, and that would have just made a mess.

[No One]

Weren't mine! Honest.

And it was meant for Jim, which it would have been had you not stumbled in here.

Now go! Go find a tailor to repair your dress - and NEVER come back!

Same goes for you Ursa - I'll fill this place up with those things if I have to!

[HoopyFrood]

S'alright, I like the torn look.

[No One]

Oh really?

*grabs Hoopy's dress and rips it up some*

How's that? Need fixing yet?

[HoopyFrood]

Hey! That's like...harassment, that is! *Knocks away his hands* Mind you, I'm sporting a nice pair of shorts underneath, anyway -- that split at the front is far too high to be decent.

[No One]

I'll say, you'll catch yourself a cold at this time of year.

Go warm yourself somewhere else.

[HoopyFrood]

Oops! Yoink!

And nah, I'm good here.