Thread Killers Anonymous

[Interference]

Meh, no fair editing in mid-conversation -- like a PCed broadcast of Till Death Do Us Part ....

[Ursa major]

Well it wasn't me who mentioned the pineapples and bananas....

[Interference]

How did you manage to edit my post, that's what I'm dying to find out?

[Ursa major]

I suspect Jim had a hand - or whatever he uses - in it.

[Interference]

And that's what she did. Since then I've never been able to look at another pineapple and don't even ask me to peel a banana.



Why is this out of sequence?

[Ursa major]

And as you said, beware apples with macs, particularly if they are wont to cry, "Core!"



(Not to be confused with IMAX.)

[Ursa major]

I understand you've had a bit of fruit-related trouble, Inter.

I'm sure Jim would like to hear all about it. (Well, the appealing bits, anyway.)

[Interference]

Ah, I knew there was a misunderstanding somewhere. What I actually said - although Jim is probably still reading it - was "if you're going up the apples and pears - stairs - don't leave any apple and pears - hairs - on the carpet, if anyone apples and pears - cares - and when you get back we'll have an apples and pears - apple."

[Ursa major]

That will explain it.









(Or has it...?)

[Interference]

We won't will have known until the start of the conversation came up, I have had supposition of.

[Ursa major]

We could be waiting for ages.




(Perhaps we should be looking for, in Churchill's words, the end of the beginning. It may be along sooner.)

[Interference]

I keep my suppositions in a suppository.

[Interference]

Forever, you say?

[Ursa major]

The phrase, behind the times, comes to mind. And papering over the....

* cough*



I suspect we'll be had.

[Interference]

Nothing lasts - not even cobblers.