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TheEndIsNigh · 8th January 2010, 01:00 AM

Fur enough.

Interference · 8th January 2010, 01:04 AM

Wouldn't want to make you furrious ...

Werewoman · 8th January 2010, 06:00 AM

Is there a furrier in the house? There's a horse that needs shooing...

*half-heartedly stabs at thread*

Daisy-Boo · 8th January 2010, 08:49 AM

Oh fur Chron's sake!

* Stab * Stab * Stab *

TheEndIsNigh · 8th January 2010, 12:32 PM

That's a nasty stab you've got there Daisy - Have you taken anything fur it.

Daisy-Boo · 8th January 2010, 12:40 PM

I got some pills from this guy who was hanging around in the neighbourhood but I furgot to take them. Ah well...he was probably fleecing me anyway.

* stab * stab * stab *

I can't stop! I need help!

Interference · 8th January 2010, 01:44 PM

Those guys are always fleecing someone. Shear madness!

Ursa major · 8th January 2010, 04:27 PM

Jim's always getting these stabbing pains.

I wonder: would those pills help him...?

Werewoman · 8th January 2010, 07:28 PM

Smiles sheepishly at the fur-bearing puns, and the fur-bearing King of Puns.

*pokes thread for good measure*

Ursa major · 8th January 2010, 08:00 PM

Yes, there's nothing furtive about fur puns: "They're Good Fur You!"

Interference · 8th January 2010, 09:02 PM

That's a shaggy-dog story if ever I heard one

Rosemary · 8th January 2010, 09:16 PM

Shaggy-Bear stories are good too!

Interference · 8th January 2010, 09:21 PM

And shag***** **** ****** ******* (the rest of this pun has been censored)

Ursa major · 8th January 2010, 09:23 PM

I knew smoking was frowned upon these days, but is talking about tobacco now so terrible?

Interference · 8th January 2010, 09:25 PM

Only indoors. Outdoors, it's fine.

8th January 2010, 01:00 AM	#4426 (permalink)
TheEndIsNigh ...Prepare Thyself Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Greater Manchester Posts: 2,466 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous Fur enough.

8th January 2010, 01:04 AM	#4427 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous Wouldn't want to make you furrious ...

8th January 2010, 06:00 AM	#4428 (permalink)
Werewoman Wered. Very wered... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 264 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous Is there a furrier in the house? There's a horse that needs shooing... half-heartedly stabs at thread

8th January 2010, 08:49 AM	#4429 (permalink)
Daisy-Boo Purr-fectly crazy Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: South Africa Posts: 563 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous Oh fur Chron's sake! * Stab * Stab * Stab *

8th January 2010, 12:32 PM	#4430 (permalink)
TheEndIsNigh ...Prepare Thyself Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Greater Manchester Posts: 2,466 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous That's a nasty stab you've got there Daisy - Have you taken anything fur it.

8th January 2010, 12:40 PM	#4431 (permalink)
Daisy-Boo Purr-fectly crazy Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: South Africa Posts: 563 Blog Entries: 3	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous I got some pills from this guy who was hanging around in the neighbourhood but I furgot to take them. Ah well...he was probably fleecing me anyway. * stab * stab * stab * I can't stop! I need help!

8th January 2010, 01:44 PM	#4432 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous Those guys are always fleecing someone. Shear madness!

8th January 2010, 04:27 PM	#4433 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,047	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous Jim's always getting these stabbing pains. I wonder: would those pills help him...?

8th January 2010, 07:28 PM	#4434 (permalink)
Werewoman Wered. Very wered... Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Oklahoma Posts: 264 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous Smiles sheepishly at the fur-bearing puns, and the fur-bearing King of Puns. pokes thread for good measure

8th January 2010, 08:00 PM	#4435 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,047	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous Yes, there's nothing furtive about fur puns: "They're Good Fur You!"

8th January 2010, 09:02 PM	#4436 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous That's a shaggy-dog story if ever I heard one

8th January 2010, 09:16 PM	#4437 (permalink)
Rosemary The Wicked Sword Maiden Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Australia, Western Australia Posts: 4,062 Blog Entries: 34	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous Shaggy-Bear stories are good too!

8th January 2010, 09:21 PM	#4438 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous And shag*** ** ***** (the rest of this pun has been censored)

8th January 2010, 09:23 PM	#4439 (permalink)
Ursa major Bearly Believable Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: UK: ENGLAND: Posts: 12,047	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous I knew smoking was frowned upon these days, but is talking about tobacco now so terrible?

8th January 2010, 09:25 PM	#4440 (permalink)
Interference Destroyer of Words Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 2,575 Blog Entries: 11	Re: Thread Killers Anonymous Only indoors. Outdoors, it's fine.

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