Thread Killers Anonymous

[HoopyFrood]

I am always friendly.

Hallo! *Waves*

See?

Rarely inspired, though.

[Interference]

Nah, dragons don't go to church, and they don't live in dens, they have lairs, as far as I know, where they dismember knights errant and where you can watch as they sin, agog.

(Prize for most long-winded set-up for a pun? No? Oh, okay ...)

[HoopyFrood]

*Winces* Oh, my. That one hurt.

Puns are my mortal enemy.

Well, after coffee.

[Interference]

Coffee? Those has-beans??

[Rosemary]

At least coffee is not full of tannin!

[Interference]

Resist the pun, resist the pun ...

No, coffee is no place to get a tan in. You need to go outside for that ...

[Rosemary]

You couldn't resist could you that pun could you?

I've already got a tan!

[Interference]

I'm sorry, I'm weak, weeeaaakkkk ....

So that really is you in your avatar

[Rosemary]

Of course not! I'm not that small But the tan is about the same

[Interference]

Check again - someone may have stolen your tan

[Rosemary]

*checks* no it's still there! They wouldn't dare anyway, not with my sword in the way!

[Interference]

You're right, only a fool would even try. Obviously, they'd cut their fingers quite badly.

*ooh! oww! Finger-finger, worse than a paper cut! Ow! Oooch! Aw, heck, I didn't want a tan, anyway. Pasty-white has to become fashionable again soon ... *

[Rosemary]

I didn't think you were a fool

Pasty-white in fashion again? What you need is a sun ray lamp!

[Ursa major]

Or you could go to the top of a tall mountain: that's tantamount to a sun-bed.

[Interference]

Mmm, a fast-vitamin D outlet -- don't tell McDonalds, they'll try and corner the market.