Thread Killers Anonymous

[Rosemary]

Of course I didn't hear it from you, Ursa! I heard in on the grapevine

Orange tango? That's a new one on me!

[TheEndIsNigh]

It's a bit like a Rumpus

[Asmiley]

*curses!*

[Ursa major]

* Jim puts his hands over his ears. *


This is a family site....

[Rosemary]

It's the BEST family site too!

[Asmiley]

it does stay pretty clean.

[Ursa major]

Though many of the posts require more polishing....

[TheEndIsNigh]

Well Ursa, actually I'm a bit disappointed about the recent crop of attempts to actually kill the thread.

Remember the olden days when sharp pointy things were being stuck into Jim and the odd ton of poisonous gas released.

I may be trumpeting my own arse here but, compared to my grabbing Hoopy and making her sneeze down his throat these attempts are pathetic.

The only danger will be Jim will die of boredom - If we don't first, and let's face it who wants to die of boredom in the short time we all have left.

I mean - what kind of a way to go it that.

[Ursa major]

One alternative is for Jim to go looking for those who have been "unkind" to him in the past.

I'd rather face Jim here in the open than have him appear in an otherwise safe thread with vengeance in his undead heart....

[TheEndIsNigh]

Errr... Well I think we made up after all that unfortunate business, so I should be safe.

Feel sorry for the others though

[Ursa major]

Which is more than Jim does....

[Clansman]

*Clansman appears from the secret lab (or, the used-to-be-secret lab)....*

Fusion bomb? What fusion bomb? I would never attempt a nuclear explosion on Jim! He is the best undead thread that I know, and--

Damn! Friggin' plutonium dust got on my shoes again. They'll be glowing for a half-life!

[TheEndIsNigh]

Oooh seven days. Bu**er those pesky Ddos boys. This could have been serious for Ursa. Nearly killing of his old mate.

[Ursa major]

* Looks - and is - innocent. *

[TheEndIsNigh]

If looks could kill that is.