Thread Killers Anonymous

[TheEndIsNigh]

MTF: Scream therapy pah:

Clansman:

And I can still taste it Uggggghhhhh!!!!

I think that is the problem.

Everyone is worried that they might have to go through similar perils if they did manage to kill it off so they keep poking it with hot irons and kicking it to make sure they aren't the ones down in that hole sucking in bacilli and puking up the last ten years of food intake.

I just can't look at mushrooms anymore.

Ugggghhhh!!!!

[Clansman]

MMMMM! Mushrooms! I like them as much as any hobbit.

[Ursa major]

Jim would rather he didn't know that you ate Hobbits, Clansman.

[TheEndIsNigh]

Clansman: You say that but wait till they're sprinkling you with nutmeg and frying you up for a Friday feast.

Ursa: Very tasty, especially with Mushrooms

[Ice fyre]

Dwarves a re a bit more chewy but you can make brilliant jerky from them.

[Clansman]

DOES. As much as any hobbit does.

Forgive my sloppy grammar, Jim. We clansmen ain't cannibals, y'know, just a little unsophisticated.

And leave it to the Evil One to take this thread really off track. Best attempt in months.

[Ursa major]

I think Ice's contribution was a bit short on relevance, myself. ()


Jim agrees.

[Clansman]

Originally Posted by Ursa major

I think Ice's contribution was a bit short on relevance, myself. ()


Jim agrees.

My point exactly.

UM, does Jim only speak through you, or does he have other, ah, representatives?

And how did he get the name "Jim" anyway? Anything to do with William Shatner?

Or, is this all a conspiracy and you are just making it up?!?

[HoopyFrood]

I'm pretty certain I was the one to come up with the name Jim, after TheManager suggested that the thread needed a name.

It has also been known as TKA for a very long time.

[Ursa major]

I'm far from the only person to whom Jim speaks (if you see what I mean ), but he's more than a bit wary of those plotting his demise.

[Clansman]

I note, with suspicion, that most of my questions remain unanswered. And who are these people who are plotting Jim's demise? Are they real, or is it all part of some grand scheme, the objective of which is still unknown?

[TheEndIsNigh]

I for one am of uncertain mind as to whether it would be good or bad given my experiences.

Though it must be said I wouldn't deny anyone the opportunity of experiencing them for themselves. It's all good character building stuff having your face buried into the entrails of a dead puffball fungus.

[TheEndIsNigh]

I'm not liking the way this is going chaps

[Ursa major]

Well don't wear chaps, then.


(The last thing Jim needs around here is some sort of cowboy operation.)

[TheEndIsNigh]

"So you're Ursa... I've heard a lot about you Ursa"

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"Oh yeah Tien, wha' 'ave ya heard?"

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"I've heard you're a low down dirty punster"