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Old 17th November 2008, 02:15 AM   #3886 (permalink)
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Oh hello, so three days, three days left alone in the dark without a crumb of comfort or a sniff off contact.

I can see where this is going to end.

It's gonna be me the thread a coffin and a load of candy floss and I'm gonna be puking my guts up... Again.


Well thanks a lot, the lot of you.
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Old 17th November 2008, 01:54 PM   #3887 (permalink)
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It wasn't the cough that carried Jim off,
'Twas the coffin they carried TEIN off in.
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Old 18th November 2008, 05:29 PM   #3888 (permalink)
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Is Jim dead? Or is TEIN dead, Jim?

"He's dead, Jim"

"Shut up, McCoy! I'm the Captain here. Hey, where'd the girl go?"

"What is it with you, anyway?"

Ah, whatever.
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Old 18th November 2008, 05:43 PM   #3889 (permalink)
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Jim's thinking of offering an alternative (pro bono) service: a crematorium. He's come up with a name and (subject to successful negotiations with Disney's commercial department), a jingle. As this is still commercially sensitive, all Jim will allow me to do is reproduce the first line of the jingle:

"Jim's chiminey, Jim's chiminey, Jim's Chimney's free...."
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Old 20th November 2008, 03:02 PM   #3890 (permalink)
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Jim's thinking of offering an alternative (pro bono) service: a crematorium. He's come up with a name and (subject to successful negotiations with Disney's commercial department), a jingle. As this is still commercially sensitive, all Jim will allow me to do is reproduce the first line of the jingle:

"Jim's chiminey, Jim's chiminey, Jim's Chimney's free...."
NOBODY has successful negotiations with Disney. More like hostile takeovers.
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Old 20th November 2008, 03:54 PM   #3891 (permalink)
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But perhaps, if Jim says, say, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, it will be all right.
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Old 20th November 2008, 04:55 PM   #3892 (permalink)
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Or asks the dancing penguins if they could help out?
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Old 24th November 2008, 12:54 AM   #3893 (permalink)
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Nice try Ice:
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Old 26th November 2008, 11:23 AM   #3894 (permalink)
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The nail in the coffin of yet another thread ....
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Old 26th November 2008, 11:32 AM   #3895 (permalink)
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Just one nail? You'll have to do better than that
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Old 26th November 2008, 02:45 PM   #3896 (permalink)
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Should use screws instead of nails. They work better. Nails have a way of popping their heads up and causing damage...
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Old 26th November 2008, 04:25 PM   #3897 (permalink)
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Superglue is best. Even vampires can't get through a superglued coffin lid.
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Old 26th November 2008, 04:40 PM   #3898 (permalink)
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You can try getting stuck in with the glue, but Jim won't mind. (Perhaps it's because Jim, as a thread, could be considered to be insolvent.)
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Old 26th November 2008, 09:46 PM   #3899 (permalink)
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No, insolvent is Wall Street.
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Old 26th November 2008, 11:30 PM   #3900 (permalink)
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this would be a zombie thread.'


when dead isn't quite dead.
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