Thread Killers Anonymous

[Interference]

Sorry, Asmiley, I killed that one ten minutes ago

[TheEndIsNigh]

Originally Posted by HoopyFrood

Because I'm going to kill this thread, no one else. I've been trying long enough, for goodness' sake.

And TEiN, your little story was awesome.

Glad you liked it. I though it caught the spirit of the theme quite well.

AS for these two new upstarts they can just go and boil there heads in a bucket. As far as I'm concerned it's down to me and possibly yourself to do for this thread. It will depend of course on whether any of us will be able to do it in the short time we all have left.

Anyway it would appaer that Pyan and most of the 'Old Timers' have dropped out which can't be a bad thing and J.D. just doesn't care anymore so things are looking up.

[HoopyFrood]

Oh, yes, you described me perfectly in your story. And one day it'll happen. I'll kick down a wall and declare that I've killed the thread and I shall be victorious!

[HoopyFrood]

*Tiny, tiny dragon skitters in and begins burrowing into the thread* My new size might come as an advantage, muha...

[TheEndIsNigh]

Oh what was that.....



Oh look a tiny tiny dragon....



"Hello tiny dragon would you like a nice bowl of milk"




Tein pours a nice big bowl of double cream and tiny dragon laps it up licking her lips afterward.

Tein then picks tiny dragon up by scruff of the neck and walks towards the start of the thread

"Now tiny dragon your mummy must be worried about you so I think it's best that you go home now don't you" ?

Before the tiny tiny dragon can answer Tein gently places tiny dragon outside the front door and waves her goodbye.

"Good bye tiny dragon" he says as he slams the door.

[HoopyFrood]

*Licks away the last bits of cream* Yum.

*Back away down the corridor*


*Runs like a maniac along it and barrels through the door, smashing a tiny hole in the bottom of it. Rolls into the thread, a little dazed* Ha! Still got it! Can still smash through doors.

*Scurries across the floor and bites TEiN's ankle*

[TheEndIsNigh]

Tein grabs tiny tiny dragon before it can let go.

"Now tiny tiny dragon that's not very nice. What will your mummy say when I tell her how naughty you've been."

Tein gently places tiny dragon in a nice guilded cage and proceeds back to the door.

Holding the cage out he lets it drop and kicks cage dragon and all out through the back door (the one with the steel plating)

The cage lands amongst the bones of the dead posters that have died trying to kill off the thread and bounces down the to the bottom of the considerable slope.

Tein closes the door and locks bolts and chains it thinking

"Mmmm was that wise I wonder, Ah well we'll see"

[HoopyFrood]

*Huddles and shivers in the corner of the cage at the bottom of the slope*

*Lets out small, mournful dragon sounds*

[Ursa major]

There's no use sounding mournful, Hoopy: it's the evening now.

[HoopyFrood]

*Bites the bars*

*Sighs*

Being small sucks.

*Pushes her legs through the gaps in the cage floor and begins the slow, hard climb back up the slope*

[Ursa major]

Well I can't keep Jim safe from you when you're down there.

* Ursa scoops up the cage and brings it in through the back door. *


And from here, you can see how well Jim is thriving. (Mwhahahahaha!)

[HoopyFrood]

Thankee, Ursa. Would've been quite the trek back up that slope. *Pulls her wriggling legs back through the gaps*

*Gnaws on the bars again*

[TheEndIsNigh]

Tein (getting no peace from the aweful rasping sound at the back door starts to feel guilty about the nasty trick he played on the tiny tiny dragon) opens the door.

"Oh dear tiny tiny dragon you do look a mess," he says picking up the guilded cage.

"Shall we let you back into the thread. Only if you promise to be good though"

Tien knowing he may be sorry about this relents and lets tiny tiny dragon out of the cage and places her in the old dog basket in the corner.

[HoopyFrood]

*Dog basket is squashed as she returns to her normal size*

Ah, 'tis good to be big again.

And you need to learn to treat little dragons with more respect, mister.

[TheEndIsNigh]

Oh... Hello Hoopy. Did you just see a tiny tiny dragon.

I was just going to PM you to see if you could help me find it's mother.

It was a very naughty dragon, it bit me,. It had a very busy day and I think it was overtired you know the way that dragons get.