Thread Killers Anonymous

[HoopyFrood]

Heh, true, true. It would have to some uber-prison with especially thick walls ('cos you know what I'm like around those) and I doubt J.d's got one of those lying around

Yay!

[Peeves]

something something

[HoopyFrood]

Eh?

But anyway....*Yoink* Last word.

[j. d. worthington]

Originally Posted by HoopyFrood

Eh?

But anyway....*Yoink* Last word.

*thread grins nastily, and utters in a sepulchral tone*

"Hardly...."

[HoopyFrood]

If you had the last word, Thready, that would be like killing yourself.

Which would be ironic considering how many people have tried killing you.

[j. d. worthington]

*the thread's grin spreads, eventually becoming a fissure which goes from one side of its head to the other. the fissure grows wider, until it becomes obvious the entire thread is rupturing or, rather, fissioning, until Hoopy Frood finds herself faced with two undead threads, identical to the first, save that each is smaller... but growing*

[HoopyFrood]

Right...OK...well, that was rather unexpected!

I'll just leave you to your...um...multiplying then...wouldn't want to disturb you...*Hurries towards door*

[j. d. worthington]

*both threads grin even more nastily, look at each other... and wink knowingly....*

[HoopyFrood]

Well, this has taken a rather unwanted turn...

*Ponders ways to get rid of undead threads...* I wonder if they sell undead thread killer in spray-cans...

[j. d. worthington]

*undead threads begin humming a little tune, grins growing ghastlier and nastier as they go along*

[HoopyFrood]

*Backs away* OK...this is getting rather disconcerting now...Stop grinning like that!

[j. d. worthington]

*throaty chuckle now joints the joint grin, as the threads begin to relish the growing culmination of their/its plan...*

[HoopyFrood]

What're you laughing about, eh?*Waves fist* I'll give you such a thrashing! if I wasn't so sure that I'd be squashed by undead threads, that is...

[j. d. worthington]

*as the Orange Dragon's uneasiness grows, the chuckle becomes silent, but the threads' continued amusement at her plight is evidenced by the silent shaking of the undead threads' bulk*

[HoopyFrood]

If you're trying to freak me out, you strange, decomposing threads *finds she's backed away so far that's she's pressed against the wall* it's not going to work, I tell ya...