Originally Posted by Ursa major
Ricky can play Thread Bear, who's cute - Ricky will have to learn to act for this - and cuddly (and psychotic in a dangerous sort of way).
I'm more of a giant (6m) cyborg polar-bear-look-alike, so will require CGI (and a voice-over).
I'm glad we've got that sorted. I should hate him to be psychotic in a benevolent sort of way. (Presumably that would consist of accosting strangers in the street and threatening to hurt them unless they accept his wallet?)
And the voice-over is by Barbara Windsor?
As for the plot of the movie, whatever happened to The Maltese Blanket