Ha!
For such a re-read (if you're talking series, you're talking thousands of pages) to happen, now that you are a parent, Ms. Dekket will have to seriously monopolize the provision of Rob entertainments during the waking hours. Otherwise....well, there's no help for it. And when you finally get the child to sleep, thinking to get a few good chapters in yourself before bed...whammo; you're out cold, having read two lousy paragraphs, and stained the pages in the process by drooling on them.
It's all there in the fine print on the child agreement you signed....
Just kidding, of course. Good to hear from you again, glad to hear Dek Jr. is doing fine, and hope he doesn't skin too many knees during navigational experimentation.....