'Shock as arrow is shot through bonnet of car'
'Shock as arrow is shot through bonnet of car
'A Motorist had a shock when he discovered a three-foor arrow had been fired through the bonnet of his car
'Sgt A- G- of -shire police, said: "If someone is carrying a bow and arrow around in E- at that time on a Saturday evening surely someone would have seen them. This is an unusual crime and we want to hear from the public if they saw something suspicious."'
I want this for a story, it's cracking me up. What do you think?