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Old 4th September 2009, 04:54 PM   #14 (permalink)
Interference
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Re: Why did the Chicken cross the road?

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Originally Posted by Moonbat View Post
WDTCCTR
It thought that is what Jesus would do

Sorry that last one was a bit below par.
My fave, actually, MB

WDTCCTR?

It was in a cross mood.

To read the bus timetable.

If you ask it yourself, it'll probably tell you, "A'sphalt like it."

It had to cross the line, didn't it?

Because the road looked like it was gonna cross her one day.

If you mean "with a railway line", the answer's obvious: To get a level crossing.

That was where the hens lay.

It didn't do it deliberately, it was just brooding ...

It was in a bucket being carried by a drunk who couldn't walk straight.

To see where the buck-buck-bwa-awkkk stopped.

It was egged on.

To get to the others' hide. (it's a bird-watching thing)

Nugget chewed otter's hide?

It told me once, and I could tell you ... but I couldn't be bucked. (sorry )

Some other corny reason?
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