Favourite Teal'c's quotes from season 2 - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

Vera · 7th November 2000, 04:55 AM

And now three Teal'c quotes.

Here're mine:

"Maybe not." (Prisoners)

"In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you." (Touchstone)

"The war with Canada?" (1969)

skydiver · 11th November 2000, 03:01 PM

peanuts and caramel (bane)

when you look at her, do not see your friend(or something like that) in the line of duty

Texane · 19th November 2000, 11:00 PM

Yes! Dismembering Maybourne will be my alltime favorite quote!!!

Vera · 20th November 2000, 03:29 AM

Yeah, I love that one too.

imported_space monkey · 4th November 2001, 02:44 PM

Teal'c: "Undomesticated equistrians could not take me away, O'Neill"
Jack: "It's wild horses, Teal'c...hey you just made a joke"

Or something like that...
anyway its really funny when you see it for the first time!

Texane · 4th November 2001, 10:53 PM

there is always:

"This is not a wise idea!" (immediately before Jack throws him out of the plane with a parachute)

Can you imagine how bizarre skydiving must seem to a Jaffa?

imported_space monkey · 5th November 2001, 03:13 PM

What episode is that from? I don't remember 'planes in season 2 at all...actually I dont remember 'planes in any season yet - but I've only seen up as far as Rules of Engagement!

Texane · 6th November 2001, 12:26 AM

Uh, oh . . . This might be from Season 3 . . . the epy with Marina Sirtis. Sorry.

shiloh · 6th November 2001, 08:47 PM

Actually Watergate is season four --- but who cares, it's a great quote.

One of my all time favorites:

Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up (Thor's Chariot)

another:

Daniel: Guess we shouldn't have loaded it.
Teal'c: How else will she defend herself? (soaks Daniel) (Bane)

Is this another one of your strange jokes, O'Neill? - (Tok'ra pt 2)

HeyLynny · 9th July 2002, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Texane
there is always:

"This is not a wise idea!" (immediately before Jack throws him out of the plane with a parachute)

Can you imagine how bizarre skydiving must seem to a Jaffa?

Texane, I think this is actually season 1. I just bought on e-bay season 1 and this ep is on it. It was really funny Teal'c's reaction to jumping out of a plane.

I also love when Teal'c attempts a joke and somehow messes it up (making the joke funnier of course). The wild horses one and the dismember one are great! And his facial expression makes it even funnier!

4th November 2001, 02:44 PM	#5 (permalink)
imported_space monkey I'm back! Be afraid... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: England Posts: 445	One more Teal'c: "Undomesticated equistrians could not take me away, O'Neill" Jack: "It's wild horses, Teal'c...hey you just made a joke" Or something like that... anyway its really funny when you see it for the first time!

4th November 2001, 10:53 PM	#6 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	and, of course there is always: "This is not a wise idea!" (immediately before Jack throws him out of the plane with a parachute) Can you imagine how bizarre skydiving must seem to a Jaffa?

5th November 2001, 03:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
imported_space monkey I'm back! Be afraid... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: England Posts: 445	? What episode is that from? I don't remember 'planes in season 2 at all...actually I dont remember 'planes in any season yet - but I've only seen up as far as Rules of Engagement!

7th November 2000, 04:55 AM	#1 (permalink)
Vera Peaceful Explorer Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Posts: 1,327	And now three Teal'c quotes. Here're mine: "Maybe not." (Prisoners) "In my culture, I would be well within my rights to dismember you." (Touchstone) "The war with Canada?" (1969)

11th November 2000, 03:01 PM	#2 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	peanuts and caramel (bane) when you look at her, do not see your friend(or something like that) in the line of duty

19th November 2000, 11:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Yes! Dismembering Maybourne will be my alltime favorite quote!!!

20th November 2000, 03:29 AM	#4 (permalink)
Vera Peaceful Explorer Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Posts: 1,327	Yeah, I love that one too.

6th November 2001, 12:26 AM	#8 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Uh, oh . . . This might be from Season 3 . . . the epy with Marina Sirtis. Sorry.

6th November 2001, 08:47 PM	#9 (permalink)
shiloh Cogito ergo doleo Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Culver City, California Posts: 630	Actually Watergate is season four --- but who cares, it's a great quote. One of my all time favorites: Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up (Thor's Chariot) another: Daniel: Guess we shouldn't have loaded it. Teal'c: How else will she defend herself? (soaks Daniel) (Bane) Is this another one of your strange jokes, O'Neill? - (Tok'ra pt 2)