Favourite Jack's quotes from season 2 - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

Vera · 7th November 2000, 04:53 AM

Choose only three favourite Jack's quotes from season 2.

I like these:

"Oh, I'm not going to strike you, Maybourne. I'm going to shoot you." (Bane)

"Alright, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one...piece." (Touchstone)

"I can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem." (Serpent's Song)

skydiver · 11th November 2000, 03:05 PM

well that's a bad plan (serpents lair)

teal'c look scary and take point (prisoners)

do you or do you not have a little reptilian activity in your head?(ok, close to that to garshaw in tok'ra)

val · 15th November 2000, 08:28 PM

I thought it looked bald, white and naked(one false step)

Daniel, how long you figure we ought to hang out here and scratch our cosmic heads? (fifth race)

I don't know who's giving you orders, Maybourne, but they had better come from where the air is real thin. (touchstone)

Big, huge, ugly, honkin' bugs! (bane)

the man who would be king (need)

Martouf · 22nd November 2000, 05:43 AM

agree with Vera on "Oh, I'm not going to strike you, Maybourne. I'm going to shoot you." (Bane)

also like "Space monkey" Within the Seprepnet's Grasp.

spookypumpkin · 20th February 2001, 03:12 PM

i was going to post my quotes when i saw the title, but i like vera's

oh, and the space monkey one!!

carkedit · 24th March 2001, 08:45 PM

Only three??? LOLOL

Carkedit :dead:

carkedit · 24th March 2001, 08:57 PM

Ok here goes then........I've picked only three...

Then I suppose now is the time for me to say something profound.... Nothing comes to mind. Let's do it.

The Serpents Lair

'Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.'
'My name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.'

1969....by my figuring this counts as one...coz it was in the same conversation...

Ya think?

several times throughout Secrets....and prob several other epis as well!! LOL

Carkedit :dead:

*who had a hard time restricting herself to 3 choices....*

spookypumpkin · 19th May 2001, 03:39 PM

FOUR!!?!!?!!!

"Carter, if someone comes in here, you... bite him in the hand......." (serpent's lair)

"Teal'c, look scary and take point......" (prisoners)

"Back through the gate to show them what their planet looks like... in our memories... before the virtual reality... leave me alone....." (game keeper--- to danny)

"Surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it? " (need --- 2 danny)

"You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive...." (thor's chariot)

"Ah, that takes me back......" (message in a bottle --- referring to 'when neanderthals roamed the earth')

"It's "O'Neill", with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neill with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all....." (secrets --- to journalist)

"General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man......" (bane --- referring to maybourne)

"Carter, there are bugs on that planet. Big, huge, ugly, honkin' bugs!" (bane)

"Where's that yellow brick road when you need it, eh, Dorothy? " (tokra --- 2 sam, of course)

"Okay, son. But I want you to have her back by 11:00, you understand? " (tokra --- to martouf --- referring to sam)

"Just as I would be......" (secrets --- to carter --- 'be diplomatic')

"We came here in peace, and we intend to go in one. Piece......." (touchstone)

"Let's just put out an A.P.B. for a huge, honkin', two-story metal ring with 39 little pictures all nicely engraved on it......" (touchstone)

"I don't know, Sir. You know me and computers......." (fifth race--- reprogramming computer)

"Shave my head?!?! Eeezh......" (holiday --- to teal'c)

"Rumors, lies, fairy tales....." (one false step --- to danny --- referring to mythology)

"Try Roswell. Little place in New Mexico....." (out of mind --- to hathor --- 'where to contact the asgard')

Let's just say i can't count......

Vera · 21st May 2001, 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spookypumpkin
FOUR!!?!!?!!!
Let's just say i can't count......

LOL! :lol: Love these quotes.

spookypumpkin · 21st May 2001, 03:36 PM

i love these jack quotes

i get most of my sarcasm from him

!!

:alienooh:

Chilly · 25th May 2001, 09:12 AM

u guys really know ur stargte!11
my favourite one of alltime that he repeats numerous times is
"fro crying out loud"
that gets me verytime

lster
iffat
ps im off now ill be back in august
:alienooh:

spookypumpkin · 25th May 2001, 10:43 AM

thanx, i watch an episode most days to keep up with the scripts.

one good way to learn cool lines is to visit RDA's site!!!!!

there is a biography, but if u go in2 the stargate bit, on MISSION DATABASE there is a list of memorable remarks!!!

it's v. good!

:alienooh:

spookypumpkin · 25th May 2001, 10:47 AM

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW

i am going to france in less than an hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WWWAAAHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! !!

:alienooh:
sorry!

ColONeil · 11th June 2001, 02:40 PM

I always like the "Hammond permission to beat the crap out of this man.

spookypumpkin · 11th June 2001, 05:01 PM

or
"i wasn't gonna hit you maybourne, i was gonna shoot you

lol:alienooh:

20th February 2001, 03:12 PM	#5 (permalink)
spookypumpkin "happy oestrogen bubble" Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Tau'ri. Last time I checked. Posts: 1,414	well... i was going to post my quotes when i saw the title, but i like vera's oh, and the space monkey one!!

25th May 2001, 09:12 AM	#11 (permalink)
Chilly I like boys Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: England Posts: 4,144	wow u guys really know ur stargte!11 my favourite one of alltime that he repeats numerous times is "fro crying out loud" that gets me verytime lster iffat ps im off now ill be back in august :alienooh:

7th November 2000, 04:53 AM	#1 (permalink)
Vera Peaceful Explorer Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Posts: 1,327	Choose only three favourite Jack's quotes from season 2. I like these: "Oh, I'm not going to strike you, Maybourne. I'm going to shoot you." (Bane) "Alright, we came here in peace, we expect to go in one...piece." (Touchstone) "I can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem." (Serpent's Song)

11th November 2000, 03:05 PM	#2 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	well that's a bad plan (serpents lair) teal'c look scary and take point (prisoners) do you or do you not have a little reptilian activity in your head?(ok, close to that to garshaw in tok'ra)

15th November 2000, 08:28 PM	#3 (permalink)
val Pagemaster Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Sub-level 28 Cheyenne Mountain Facility Posts: 118	I thought it looked bald, white and naked(one false step) Daniel, how long you figure we ought to hang out here and scratch our cosmic heads? (fifth race) I don't know who's giving you orders, Maybourne, but they had better come from where the air is real thin. (touchstone) Big, huge, ugly, honkin' bugs! (bane) the man who would be king (need)

22nd November 2000, 05:43 AM	#4 (permalink)
Martouf Aussies RULE the world Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 4,437	agree with Vera on "Oh, I'm not going to strike you, Maybourne. I'm going to shoot you." (Bane) also like "Space monkey" Within the Seprepnet's Grasp.

24th March 2001, 08:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
carkedit Jacks biggest fan Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: checking out the interior of Jack's quarters Posts: 951	Only three??? LOLOL Carkedit :dead:

24th March 2001, 08:57 PM	#7 (permalink)
carkedit Jacks biggest fan Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: checking out the interior of Jack's quarters Posts: 951	Ok here goes then........I've picked only three... Then I suppose now is the time for me to say something profound.... Nothing comes to mind. Let's do it. The Serpents Lair 'Captain James T. Kirk of the Starship Enterprise.' 'My name's not Kirk. It's Skywalker. Luke Skywalker.' 1969....by my figuring this counts as one...coz it was in the same conversation... Ya think? several times throughout Secrets....and prob several other epis as well!! LOL Carkedit :dead: who had a hard time restricting herself to 3 choices....

19th May 2001, 03:39 PM	#8 (permalink)
spookypumpkin "happy oestrogen bubble" Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Tau'ri. Last time I checked. Posts: 1,414	FOUR!!?!!?!!! "Carter, if someone comes in here, you... bite him in the hand......." (serpent's lair) "Teal'c, look scary and take point......" (prisoners) "Back through the gate to show them what their planet looks like... in our memories... before the virtual reality... leave me alone....." (game keeper--- to danny) "Surprisingly difficult to kill you, isn't it? " (need --- 2 danny) "You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive...." (thor's chariot) "Ah, that takes me back......" (message in a bottle --- referring to 'when neanderthals roamed the earth') "It's "O'Neill", with two L's. There's another Colonel O'Neill with only one L, and he has no sense of humor at all....." (secrets --- to journalist) "General Hammond, request permission to beat the crap out of this man......" (bane --- referring to maybourne) "Carter, there are bugs on that planet. Big, huge, ugly, honkin' bugs!" (bane) "Where's that yellow brick road when you need it, eh, Dorothy? " (tokra --- 2 sam, of course) "Okay, son. But I want you to have her back by 11:00, you understand? " (tokra --- to martouf --- referring to sam) "Just as I would be......" (secrets --- to carter --- 'be diplomatic') "We came here in peace, and we intend to go in one. Piece......." (touchstone) "Let's just put out an A.P.B. for a huge, honkin', two-story metal ring with 39 little pictures all nicely engraved on it......" (touchstone) "I don't know, Sir. You know me and computers......." (fifth race--- reprogramming computer) "Shave my head?!?! Eeezh......" (holiday --- to teal'c) "Rumors, lies, fairy tales....." (one false step --- to danny --- referring to mythology) "Try Roswell. Little place in New Mexico....." (out of mind --- to hathor --- 'where to contact the asgard') Let's just say i can't count......

21st May 2001, 03:36 PM	#10 (permalink)
spookypumpkin "happy oestrogen bubble" Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Tau'ri. Last time I checked. Posts: 1,414	i love these jack quotes i get most of my sarcasm from him !! :alienooh:

25th May 2001, 10:43 AM	#12 (permalink)
spookypumpkin "happy oestrogen bubble" Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Tau'ri. Last time I checked. Posts: 1,414	thanx, i watch an episode most days to keep up with the scripts. one good way to learn cool lines is to visit RDA's site!!!!! there is a biography, but if u go in2 the stargate bit, on MISSION DATABASE there is a list of memorable remarks!!! it's v. good! :alienooh:

25th May 2001, 10:47 AM	#13 (permalink)
spookypumpkin "happy oestrogen bubble" Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Tau'ri. Last time I checked. Posts: 1,414	WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW i am going to france in less than an hour!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WWWAAAHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY HOLIDAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!! !! :alienooh: sorry!

11th June 2001, 02:40 PM	#14 (permalink)
ColONeil Commander SG-1 Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 66	I always like the "Hammond permission to beat the crap out of this man.

11th June 2001, 05:01 PM	#15 (permalink)
spookypumpkin "happy oestrogen bubble" Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: The Tau'ri. Last time I checked. Posts: 1,414	or "i wasn't gonna hit you maybourne, i was gonna shoot you lol:alienooh: