Favourite Jack's quotes from season 1 - Science Fiction Fantasy Chronicles: forums

Vera · 7th November 2000, 04:33 AM

If you coul'd choose only three Jack's quotes from season 1 which ones would it be?

Here're mine:

"I thought about it. But than I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it." (COTG)

"If you don't make it...can I have your stereo?" (The Enemy Within)

"No Sir!? Does it say Colonel anywhere on my uniform?" (The First Commandment)

skydiver · 8th November 2000, 01:44 PM

i'll rephrase it. GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!! (cold lazarus)

and you were there and you and your little dog(or something like that) politics

i see things are going JUST like we planned (1st commandment)

val · 15th November 2000, 08:00 PM

it's my side arm, i swear (solitudes)

Oh, please. The Pentagon's lost entire countries. (THE TORMENT OF TANTALUS)

You watch our lovely backsides, remember? (broca divide)

Permission to barge in, Sir? (the enemy within)

Arcane · 15th February 2001, 07:14 PM

"You should get that window fixed." (referring to the window of Gen. Hammond's car, which Jack destroyed with a hockey stick) -- from Fire and Water

"Nothing piques my interest more than repeated failure." -- from Torment of Tantalus

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Colonel speaking." -- from Tin Man

carkedit · 24th March 2001, 09:01 PM

Here goes..

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Colonel speaking. Welcome to P 3 X Niner 8 Niner, where it's a balmy...room temperature

Tin man

LOL I have this blasting outta my comp when it starts up

Carkedit :dead:

carkedit · 24th March 2001, 09:03 PM

Ok..number two....

Do we really think anyone's going to believe that woman if she goes around blabbing about a 'Stargate?' I mean, I have a hard time believing that woman down on 73rd who walks around talking about these little devil people who live in her hair. Even though she could use a little conditioner.

Hathor

Carkedit :dead:

carkedit · 24th March 2001, 09:07 PM

Ok Last one....

I always get a happy tingly feeling when I see those guys.

Oh great. More snake heads

Within The Serpents Grasp

OK, so its was two from the same epi

I love all the quotes you guys came up with too...boy, I could come up with quotes from each epi...lol

Carkedit :dead:

imported_Sandman · 27th April 2001, 07:30 PM

Why 'they could be blowing their noses right now'. (Or something like that) To Meybourne in reference to the Kleenex box he sent to Daniel, from COTG.

ColONeil · 11th June 2001, 08:37 PM

lol, all the good Jack quotes are taken.

KingKnitz · 17th October 2001, 11:13 PM

Either "Get me outta here, no, I'll put it politely - GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" from 'Cold Lazarus' or the bit where real Jack and Android Jack both say "Oh for cryin' out loud" at exactly the same time in 'Tin Man'

Vera · 18th October 2001, 08:22 AM

Yep, I love that double "Oh for cryin' out loud" too.

KingKnitz · 18th October 2001, 04:46 PM

Actually I tell a lie, my fave season 1 Jack quote (in fact one of my all time favorite SG-1 quotes) has got to be the one at the end of the Serpent's Grasp conclusion (technically S2 but indulge me!):

Teal'c (or Bra'tac?): "It is a good day to die my friend"
O'Neill: "Or................not?"

I've used the "or....not?" line so often in all sorts of contexts and now even my friends who don't watch SG-1 are using it!!

imported_space monkey · 31st October 2001, 08:26 PM

I like all your Jack quotes eveyone. Personally I think he gets the best lines in Season 2 but I've only seen up to 3.08 so I can't really comment. Anyway let's see more I better there are loads more out there...

shiloh · 31st October 2001, 08:36 PM

A few more:

"Is mental illness contagious?" - Hathor
"Well the lights are on, but there's nooobody home" - Tin Man

"Ok, we're gods. Now what" -COTG

Lonewolf89 · 26th February 2002, 05:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by KingKnitz
Actually I tell a lie, my fave season 1 Jack quote (in fact one of my all time favorite SG-1 quotes) has got to be the one at the end of the Serpent's Grasp conclusion (technically S2 but indulge me!):

Teal'c (or Bra'tac?): "It is a good day to die my friend"
O'Neill: "Or................not?"

I've used the "or....not?" line so often in all sorts of contexts and now even my friends who don't watch SG-1 are using it!!

I love that quote!!

31st October 2001, 08:26 PM	#13 (permalink)
imported_space monkey I'm back! Be afraid... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: England Posts: 445	Umm I like all your Jack quotes eveyone. Personally I think he gets the best lines in Season 2 but I've only seen up to 3.08 so I can't really comment. Anyway let's see more I better there are loads more out there...

7th November 2000, 04:33 AM	#1 (permalink)
Vera Peaceful Explorer Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Posts: 1,327	If you coul'd choose only three Jack's quotes from season 1 which ones would it be? Here're mine: "I thought about it. But than I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it." (COTG) "If you don't make it...can I have your stereo?" (The Enemy Within) "No Sir!? Does it say Colonel anywhere on my uniform?" (The First Commandment)

8th November 2000, 01:44 PM	#2 (permalink)
skydiver Trivia Goddess Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: topeka, ks, usa- 7 1/2 hours due east of Cheyenne Mountain Posts: 2,856	i'll rephrase it. GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!!! (cold lazarus) and you were there and you and your little dog(or something like that) politics i see things are going JUST like we planned (1st commandment)

15th November 2000, 08:00 PM	#3 (permalink)
val Pagemaster Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Sub-level 28 Cheyenne Mountain Facility Posts: 118	it's my side arm, i swear (solitudes) Oh, please. The Pentagon's lost entire countries. (THE TORMENT OF TANTALUS) You watch our lovely backsides, remember? (broca divide) Permission to barge in, Sir? (the enemy within)

15th February 2001, 07:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
Arcane Skilled Linguist Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Chicago, IL USA ("the Windy City -- home of the Blackhawks, the Bulls, the White Sox. . .Don't forget the Cubs.") Posts: 58	"You should get that window fixed." (referring to the window of Gen. Hammond's car, which Jack destroyed with a hockey stick) -- from Fire and Water "Nothing piques my interest more than repeated failure." -- from Torment of Tantalus "Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Colonel speaking." -- from Tin Man

24th March 2001, 09:01 PM	#5 (permalink)
carkedit Jacks biggest fan Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: checking out the interior of Jack's quarters Posts: 951	Here goes.. Ladies and gentlemen, this is your Colonel speaking. Welcome to P 3 X Niner 8 Niner, where it's a balmy...room temperature Tin man LOL I have this blasting outta my comp when it starts up Carkedit :dead:

24th March 2001, 09:03 PM	#6 (permalink)
carkedit Jacks biggest fan Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: checking out the interior of Jack's quarters Posts: 951	Ok..number two.... Do we really think anyone's going to believe that woman if she goes around blabbing about a 'Stargate?' I mean, I have a hard time believing that woman down on 73rd who walks around talking about these little devil people who live in her hair. Even though she could use a little conditioner. Hathor Carkedit :dead:

24th March 2001, 09:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
carkedit Jacks biggest fan Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: checking out the interior of Jack's quarters Posts: 951	Ok Last one.... I always get a happy tingly feeling when I see those guys. Oh great. More snake heads Within The Serpents Grasp OK, so its was two from the same epi I love all the quotes you guys came up with too...boy, I could come up with quotes from each epi...lol Carkedit :dead:

27th April 2001, 07:30 PM	#8 (permalink)
imported_Sandman confused Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 1,222	Why 'they could be blowing their noses right now'. (Or something like that) To Meybourne in reference to the Kleenex box he sent to Daniel, from COTG.

11th June 2001, 08:37 PM	#9 (permalink)
ColONeil Commander SG-1 Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 66	lol, all the good Jack quotes are taken.

17th October 2001, 11:13 PM	#10 (permalink)
KingKnitz Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 41	Either "Get me outta here, no, I'll put it politely - GET ME THE HELL OUTTA HERE!" from 'Cold Lazarus' or the bit where real Jack and Android Jack both say "Oh for cryin' out loud" at exactly the same time in 'Tin Man'

18th October 2001, 08:22 AM	#11 (permalink)
Vera Peaceful Explorer Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Posts: 1,327	Yep, I love that double "Oh for cryin' out loud" too.

18th October 2001, 04:46 PM	#12 (permalink)
KingKnitz Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 41	Actually I tell a lie, my fave season 1 Jack quote (in fact one of my all time favorite SG-1 quotes) has got to be the one at the end of the Serpent's Grasp conclusion (technically S2 but indulge me!): Teal'c (or Bra'tac?): "It is a good day to die my friend" O'Neill: "Or................not?" I've used the "or....not?" line so often in all sorts of contexts and now even my friends who don't watch SG-1 are using it!!

31st October 2001, 08:36 PM	#14 (permalink)
shiloh Cogito ergo doleo Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Culver City, California Posts: 630	A few more: "Is mental illness contagious?" - Hathor "Well the lights are on, but there's nooobody home" - Tin Man "Ok, we're gods. Now what" -COTG