GO'AULD SONGBOOK

[Mishkaz]

I was thinking it might be kinda fun to put together a Go'auld songbook:
"Snake me to the river" by Talking Heads
"Snake on me" by A-ha
we could maybe feature other characters:
"Amaroca Pie" by Don McLean
"MajorCarter" by The Prodigy ("I'm the MajorCarter, twisted majorcarter")

Any offers?


Please.......?

[padders]

That is a great and funny idea. I couldn't do it though, hopefully someone else can any fan fic writers with some music talent as well ?

[gategeek]

showing my age here--
brain damage by pink floyd
head games by foreigner
can't get it out of my head by elo
you were always in my mind by willie nelson
----and how about--
i left my host in cheyenne mountain
one night in netu
all the go'auld in california

[Mishkaz]

lmao geek, excellent stuff thanks, keep 'em coming
How's about

"You took the worms right out of my mouth" Meatloaf
"Snake your head" Was not was
"Eye of the Tok'ra" Survivor

Oh hell, I'll be thinking these things up all night now

[skydiver]

for the unimaginative among us
daniel my brother by...whoever(sorry i'm not into music)

sokar the red eyed goa'uld
had a very shiny face
and if you ever saw it
you could even say it glowed

all of the other goa'uld
used to lauge and call him names (like pasty)
they never let poor sokar
join in any goa'uld games (like armageddon)

then one foggy chrismas eve
thor came to say (I'm bluffing)
sokar with your eyes so bright
won't you guide my biliskner tonight

now all the goauld love him
as they shouted out with glee (KREE!!!)
sokar the red eyed goa'uld
you'll go down in history

[padders]

wehhhay skydiver ! like it a lot. Our first poem/song on the site

[coffeecup]

skydiver, your padded cell awaits you............you have waaaaaaaaaaay to much time on your hands.
"goa'uld give good love".
"if you say my eyes are beautiful"(one goa'uld to another)
"all the man I need"(for tealc,from me......hehehehe)
"I'm every woman"(Sam to everyone)
(all these songs are from "Whitney, the Greatest Hits"

[jsc]

You Ladies. BRAVA! LOLLOL!!!
"R E S P E C T" done by Daniel.
"Dancing goa'uld to goa'uld" Instead of Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers... Apophis and Amonnett (Dancing Cheek to Cheek" for the youngsters out there!)
"This Boy is Mine" Any number of Daniels girlfriends! Sorry coffeecup!

[skydiver]

*no disrespect meant to pearl jam and whoever they borrowed this song from*

where o where can my shau'ri be?
Apophis took her away from me
she's gone to heaven, so i got to be good
so i can see my baby when i leave this world(for good)

we were out on a date in her daddy's house
i didn't go away very far
there in the house, bold as life
jaffa came, and shot folks dead
i couldn't shoot so i dived to the right
i'll never forget the sound that night
the screaming kids, the bustin glass
the painful scream i heard last

oh where o where can my shau'ri be
Apophis took her away from me
she's gone to heaven so i got to be good
so i can see my shau'ri when i leave this world(for good)

when i woke up the tent was fallin down
sg-1 was standing all around
something warm flowing through my eyes
but somehow i found my baby that day
i held her head, she looked at me and said
"I love you my dan-iel"
I held her close, kissed her my last kiss
i found the love i knew i would missed
but now she's gone, even though i hold her tight
i lost my love, my shau'ri that night.

oh where o where could my shau'ri be
Teal'c took her away from me
she's gone to heaven so i got to be good
so i can see my baby when i leave this world.


not perfect but close enough

[padders]

Arr.. it is perfect! Well done!

[Cap'tCrash]

How about'Something inside so strong' sorry but I can't remember who it's by.
Or 'everybody wants to rule the world' Tears for Fears.

[Overworked]

How about....
"Larger than Life" (What most of us ladies think of Teal'c!) by the Backstreet Boys.
"No one Comes Close" (How you prefer to meet a Gouald, as in NOT at all!) also by the Backstreet Boys.
"Another Day in Paradise" (When you have a good day traveling through the Gate or what the Goald LIKE when they find a planet chuk full of willing hosts!) by Phill Collins
"Uninvited" (As in, NOT through the mouth OR the back of the neck!) by Alanis Morisette.
"I Will Remember You" (Oh yeah, you pile drive your way through the back of my neck, wrap your slimey, snakey, wormey body around my spine, take over my thoughts, my every being, and begin to murder, mayhem and try to destroy worlds! And you think I'm going to forget you?????!!!!) by Sarah Mclachlan.
"Gloomy Sunday" (The day with no Stargate SG-1 showing on any station, anywhere.) by Sarah Mclachlan


Gee, this is fun!

[coffeecup]

my brat looking over my should, and she said,"what about the "Thong's song from Siquo"(blond-headed's rap singer) for Tealc and Jack and Daniel and General Hammond and Siler and Davis and Brac'tac and Thor and....................

[jsc]

LOLLOl, you LADIES have done it again. Coffeecup, let you daughter get email and type the forum! Her sense of humor must be nearly as twisted as yours. Congratulations, you hae given us a winner!

[Skip]

Howabout this- soz I'm not a good lyricist!
SGC Rhapsody

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Are we caught in a time-slide?
No escape to reality-
If you’ll open your eyes,
Look up to the skies to see me-
We’re just one more team, we’re from the SGC,
Come through the, blue wormhole-
In the sky, got to go,
Anywhere Hammond says,
To set the whole world free –set free-

Danny, he’s killed ya, man,
Put a zat against my head,
Moved too slowly, now you’re dead,
Danny, now you’re work is done,
Unless we can find some sarcophagae (poetic licence!)
Now you’re… back again,
Hope you’re doin’ fine
I just wish that you’d do as you are told.

Too late, Jaffa have come,
Send bolts from enemy lines,
Just try an’ dial home in time.
Goodbye, stupid snakeheads-I’ve got to go,
Gotta leave y’all behind an’ report the truth-
Teal’c- ooo-
Glad you are by my side,
Though sometimes I wish we’d never turned it on at all.

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Apophis-kree! Apophis-kree! All shoot when I say so!
Your thunderbolts ‘n’ lightening, very, very frightening, I don’t think!
Gallileo, Gallileo!
More science? No, no, no!
Sam, please don’t say this, let me go!

I had a poor boy, everybody loved him,
He met another boy, but Apophis took him.
Now I fight, to kill the monstrosity!
Now you snake, let him go-
Kree, kree! No, no! We will not let him go!
Let him go!
Kel-sha Korel, our Lord won’t let him go!
Let him go!
We are gods! We will not free the host!
Let him go!
Will not free the host- Let him go!
Will not free the host- Let him go!
Will not let him go!
Then I’ll blow you all to-
Give me C4, give me C4, give me C4, you will blow!
You betta hope that Osiris was a fake like you!
That’s where you’re, goin’ to!

So you think you can kill, then just look in Thor’s Eye!
I’ll get back for al those people you caused to die!
Oh, baby- Sg-1’s gonna get ya baby!
Then we’ll just ‘gate, then we’ll ‘gate right outta here!

Nothing really matters,
What you see on TV,
All that really matters, are my friends in the SGC-
Anywhere my team goes-


Ok, so it was pretty bad, but what I’m hearing on the radio these days ain’t much better.

Haveaniceday!