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Leelu · 18th January 2001, 03:07 PM

Yes, jsc! I am maddly scribbling, but so far, so lame. But I will swallow my pride and post for the fun of it when I get one done.

jsc · 18th January 2001, 03:40 PM

Good for you! I want to read it!

Skip · 18th January 2001, 03:44 PM

Hahaha, you let me in front of a keyboard for too long! It’s your fault, not mine! This is mostly the movie (but I still want MS and RDA singing it!) This is the result of too many regimental karaokes. Next thing you know, it will be ‘Like A Virgin’ (followed with the brilliantly inspired chorus of ‘BOLL~’ *you can’t say that!*) I took some liberties w/ Sha’re’s age… And you do NOT want to know how I struggled with it. Mishkaz, I need that beer round about now!!!
Aha, I also took liberties with the timeline… but lyrical licence!

Paradise by the Baseship Alight.
First by Meatloaf. Now by Me.

Jack:
I remember every single thing
As if it happened only yesterday.
I wanted to go to the lake,
But the dragged me to a mountain site.
And I’d never seen a project
That looked any weirder than this did.
And all that I could think
Was I don’t wanna be me tonight.

Jack and Daniel:
And his big ole Jaffa gave us quite a fright.
The kinda thing that makes ya scream at night
Eyes glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile!
Glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile!
C’mon, hold on tight.
C’mon! Hold on tight!

Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night,
I can see paradise by the baseship alight.

Daniel:
Ain’t no doubt about it
We were doubly blessed.
She was barely seventeen
And Ra was barely dressed.

Ain’t no doubt about,
Baby got to go and shout it,
Ain’t no doubt about it we were doubly blessed.

Jack:
Sha’re was barely seventeen
And Ra was barely dressed.

Kawalsky where’s my team?
I can’t hear em on my radio.
I’ve been waiting so long
For you to go and mess it up.

And I’m not gotta let you know
I’m not gonna regret it.
Ra open your eyes, I got a big surprise,
It’ll feel alright;
Well I wanna make the big snake run!

Jack and Daniel:
And his big ole Jaffa gave us quite a fright.
The kinda thing that makes ya scream at night
Eyes glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile!
Glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile!
C’mon, hold on tight.
C’mon! Hold on tight!

Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night,
I can see paradise by the baseship alight.

You gotta do what you can
And let the dead man rest.
Ain’t no doubt about it we were doubly blessed.
Sha’re was barely seventeen
And Ra was barely-

He’s gonna blow all the way tonight
He’s gonna blow all the way
And tonight’s the night…

Hammond:
OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two Jaffa down, one Tau’ri, no fair, using a brace, there’s the wind up, and there it is, and his eyes cross in the middle, look at em go. This boy will really fry!
Jack’s pounding now, really turning it on now, not letting up at all, he’s gonna try and flip it, the counter’s still going, and here comes the Jaffa and what a punch! He slides him under a ring, head-first, here it comes, he’s out! Now Danny’s safe and secondly Sha’re. This kid really makes things happen out there.
The bomb steps up to a fate without a hitch- he’s going and what a shock, he knows what it is, his eyes ablaze and thar she blows! Holy cow, blown up base!
They’re taking a daring leap out there, almost daring Apophis to pick em off. They’re dialing up, and it’s open, open to the Tau’ri home world. The suicide squeeze is on!
Here we come, freeze frame, it’s gonna be close, he’s reports to fill in with men dead, Holy cow! I think they’ll believe him!

Hammond:
Stop right there!
I gotta know right now!
Before we go any further-!

Is this nonsense?
Are you making a fool of me?
Is it really?
Did you ever leave any?
Will this make me so busy for the rest of my life?
Didn’t Daniel stay to be with his wife?
Can’t I retire?
Can’t I go home forever?
Can’yt I leave it?
Can’t I never need it?
Will this make me so unhappy for the rest of my life!?
Will the stinking snakes just come and run rife?!?
I gotta know right now,
Before we go any further,
Is this nonsense?
Or am I just dreaming?

Jack:
Let me sleep on it,
Georgy, Genny Let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it,
I’ll give you an answer in the moring.

Let me sleep on it,
Georgy, Genny Let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it,
I’ll give you an answer in the morning.

Let me sleep on it,
Georgy, Genny, let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it,
I’ll give you an answer in the morning.

Sam:
I gotta know right now!
Is it really?
Can I gate forever?
Do you need me?
Can I do maths for ya?
Can I do something worthwhile for the rest of my life?
Can I see strange new places and put an end to strife?
I gotta now right now!
Before we go any further,
Can I see it?
Can I play there forever?

Jack:
Let me sleep on it,
Major, Major, let me sleep on it.
Let me sleep on it,
I’ll give you an answer in the morning!

Hammond:
Will this take me forever?

Jack:
Let me sleep on it!!

Sam: Can I see the stars forever?

Jack:
I couldn’t take it any longer,
Lord I was crazed!
And when the feeling came upon me
Like a tidal wave.
I started swearing at the ‘gods’ and at Charlie’s grave
That those gods were aliens from out of time,
I swore Ra was not the last snake of the line!

So now I’m praying for the end of time
To hurry up and arrive,
Cause if I’ve got to gate to another planet and see you,
I don’t think that any sanity’ll survive!
You know I’ll break your neck, to this I vow!
But God only knows how much I hate you right now!
I’m praying for the end of time,
It’s all that I can do.
Praying for the end of time,
So I can end the life of you!!!

It was long ago and far, far away,
And it was so much simpler than it is today.

Daniel: It never felt so good,
It never felt so right.
Eyes glowing like the devil
Put out over the Nile.

Phe-ew! Loooong! Hope someone knew it and/or liked it!
Geez, if only I could write my own, such a lucrative business! Hmm, oh yeah. This was my distraction from the ‘responsibilities’ of RL. I ‘spose I should go do em…
And I have noticed that we are no longer alone here. More connoisseurs of fine verse have joined. This can only be a good thing!
You know what is freaky? The next song on the lyric sheet is…
For Cryin Out Loud.
And what does this make me think???

jsc · 18th January 2001, 05:26 PM

ANOTHER GOOD ONE, SKIP! Blame us please! I'll accept the blame!

Leelu · 18th January 2001, 06:19 PM

OK, here goes, my very first flik (or is filk?)
Anyway, be gentle!

Think Beverly Hillbillies meets SG1.

This here's the story of the SGC
A crack team of Tauri's, just as good as they could be.
Then one day they were exploring P3X
When out popped Amonet inside of Daniel's ex.
Shar'e that is...Abydonian...Gone for good.

Well the next thing you know Jack's working in a mine
Sam is having nightmares and Teal'cs head don't shine (dirt
Daniel's kissin' what's-her-name and lounging the sarc
Now he is an addict and hiding in the dark.
Store room, that is...fight'n Jack, topplin' shelves.

Let the banjos go wild!!!

jsc · 19th January 2001, 12:14 AM

Leelu, Great! That's funny. I was singing and laughing at the same time! Keep on writing! MORE, PLEASE!

Skip · 19th January 2001, 04:57 AM

OK jsc, you and Mishkaz are to blame!
Leely, I like it! Carry on rockin!

Mishkaz · 19th January 2001, 03:27 PM

lmao, this thread just keeps getting better and better. I nearly spat out my drink when I got to the Flintstones filk. What a gem!
cheers all
Mishkaz

Sci-Fi16 · 19th January 2001, 03:49 PM

I'm not not tone deaf. Have no idea why I wrote that. It didn't even make sense...!
You know, ShelbyS, as soon as I posted that rubbish, I remembered the original. Now I can safely say, great filk.
I will do co-writing, might get my non-musical imagination into gear.

Please note: icon refering to ME being annoyed with MYSELF, not what anyone has said.

jsc · 19th January 2001, 06:30 PM

We all have to great a sense of humor (shame) to be angry, having done similar stupid (I am sorry but I can't find a better word! AND THIS WORD APPLIES TO MY STUPID POSTS, ASLO)things ourselves! Just keep posting and humor us out of it!

But then you would do it anyway because this thread is just too much fun!

Nariko Fanel · 20th January 2001, 12:08 AM

"Make New Friends"

Make new friends, but keep the old, one is Jaffa and the other Goa'uld. ^_^ heeeeee lol I was just humming the tune and the words came out!

The original is Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold.

Sci-Fi16 · 20th January 2001, 08:14 AM

Would quote jsc, but not sure how.
You're right, this is a hilarious thread.

jsc · 21st January 2001, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sci-Fi16
Would quote jsc, but not sure how.
You're right, this is a hilarious thread.

Just highlight what you want to quote. Push quote/reply at the bottom of the page! and wait for the reply box to jump up!

Skip · 21st January 2001, 04:01 PM

Just want to say I like the snippet Nariko!!!

I love this place!

ShelbyS · 21st January 2001, 09:05 PM

Based on and to the tune of Breaking the Girl by the Red Hot Chili Peppers...

Breaking the Goa'uld by Red Hot SGC

I am a man,
O'Neill's the name,
Me and my team,
The Goa'uld we'll tame.
They were the guys,
Who captured our friends,
Flying through skies,
Will this fight ever end.
Feeling so bad that day,
Fighting the Goa'uld the day.

Chorus
Twisting and turning,
Their Death Gliders burning,
We're breaking the Goa'ulds,
They love no one else,
Think they're so clever,
Now they must surrender,
We're breaking the Goa'ulds.
They love no one else.

Traveling the universe,
There's a battle today,
To take over their ship,
Make the Goa'uld go away.
They were the guys,
Who attacked Earth,
We destroyed them,
And proved our worth.
Feeling so good that day,
We beat the Goa'uld that day.

Twisting and turning,
Their Death Gliders burning,
We're breaking the Goa'ulds,
They love no one else,
Think they're so clever,
Now they must surrender,
We're breaking the Goa'ulds.

18th January 2001, 03:40 PM	#197 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	You were warned! Good for you! I want to read it!

18th January 2001, 03:44 PM	#198 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	Paradise By the Baseship Alight. Hahaha, you let me in front of a keyboard for too long! It’s your fault, not mine! This is mostly the movie (but I still want MS and RDA singing it!) This is the result of too many regimental karaokes. Next thing you know, it will be ‘Like A Virgin’ (followed with the brilliantly inspired chorus of ‘BOLL~’ you can’t say that!) I took some liberties w/ Sha’re’s age… And you do NOT want to know how I struggled with it. Mishkaz, I need that beer round about now!!! Aha, I also took liberties with the timeline… but lyrical licence! Paradise by the Baseship Alight. First by Meatloaf. Now by Me. Jack: I remember every single thing As if it happened only yesterday. I wanted to go to the lake, But the dragged me to a mountain site. And I’d never seen a project That looked any weirder than this did. And all that I could think Was I don’t wanna be me tonight. Jack and Daniel: And his big ole Jaffa gave us quite a fright. The kinda thing that makes ya scream at night Eyes glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile! Glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile! C’mon, hold on tight. C’mon! Hold on tight! Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night, I can see paradise by the baseship alight. Daniel: Ain’t no doubt about it We were doubly blessed. She was barely seventeen And Ra was barely dressed. Ain’t no doubt about, Baby got to go and shout it, Ain’t no doubt about it we were doubly blessed. Jack: Sha’re was barely seventeen And Ra was barely dressed. Kawalsky where’s my team? I can’t hear em on my radio. I’ve been waiting so long For you to go and mess it up. And I’m not gotta let you know I’m not gonna regret it. Ra open your eyes, I got a big surprise, It’ll feel alright; Well I wanna make the big snake run! Jack and Daniel: And his big ole Jaffa gave us quite a fright. The kinda thing that makes ya scream at night Eyes glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile! Glowing like a devil on the edge of the Nile! C’mon, hold on tight. C’mon! Hold on tight! Though it’s cold and lonely in the deep dark night, I can see paradise by the baseship alight. You gotta do what you can And let the dead man rest. Ain’t no doubt about it we were doubly blessed. Sha’re was barely seventeen And Ra was barely- He’s gonna blow all the way tonight He’s gonna blow all the way And tonight’s the night… Hammond: OK, here we go, we got a real pressure cooker going here, two Jaffa down, one Tau’ri, no fair, using a brace, there’s the wind up, and there it is, and his eyes cross in the middle, look at em go. This boy will really fry! Jack’s pounding now, really turning it on now, not letting up at all, he’s gonna try and flip it, the counter’s still going, and here comes the Jaffa and what a punch! He slides him under a ring, head-first, here it comes, he’s out! Now Danny’s safe and secondly Sha’re. This kid really makes things happen out there. The bomb steps up to a fate without a hitch- he’s going and what a shock, he knows what it is, his eyes ablaze and thar she blows! Holy cow, blown up base! They’re taking a daring leap out there, almost daring Apophis to pick em off. They’re dialing up, and it’s open, open to the Tau’ri home world. The suicide squeeze is on! Here we come, freeze frame, it’s gonna be close, he’s reports to fill in with men dead, Holy cow! I think they’ll believe him! Hammond: Stop right there! I gotta know right now! Before we go any further-! Is this nonsense? Are you making a fool of me? Is it really? Did you ever leave any? Will this make me so busy for the rest of my life? Didn’t Daniel stay to be with his wife? Can’t I retire? Can’t I go home forever? Can’yt I leave it? Can’t I never need it? Will this make me so unhappy for the rest of my life!? Will the stinking snakes just come and run rife?!? I gotta know right now, Before we go any further, Is this nonsense? Or am I just dreaming? Jack: Let me sleep on it, Georgy, Genny Let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, I’ll give you an answer in the moring. Let me sleep on it, Georgy, Genny Let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, I’ll give you an answer in the morning. Let me sleep on it, Georgy, Genny, let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, I’ll give you an answer in the morning. Sam: I gotta know right now! Is it really? Can I gate forever? Do you need me? Can I do maths for ya? Can I do something worthwhile for the rest of my life? Can I see strange new places and put an end to strife? I gotta now right now! Before we go any further, Can I see it? Can I play there forever? Jack: Let me sleep on it, Major, Major, let me sleep on it. Let me sleep on it, I’ll give you an answer in the morning! Hammond: Will this take me forever? Jack: Let me sleep on it!! Sam: Can I see the stars forever? Jack: I couldn’t take it any longer, Lord I was crazed! And when the feeling came upon me Like a tidal wave. I started swearing at the ‘gods’ and at Charlie’s grave That those gods were aliens from out of time, I swore Ra was not the last snake of the line! So now I’m praying for the end of time To hurry up and arrive, Cause if I’ve got to gate to another planet and see you, I don’t think that any sanity’ll survive! You know I’ll break your neck, to this I vow! But God only knows how much I hate you right now! I’m praying for the end of time, It’s all that I can do. Praying for the end of time, So I can end the life of you!!! It was long ago and far, far away, And it was so much simpler than it is today. Daniel: It never felt so good, It never felt so right. Eyes glowing like the devil Put out over the Nile. Phe-ew! Loooong! Hope someone knew it and/or liked it! Geez, if only I could write my own, such a lucrative business! Hmm, oh yeah. This was my distraction from the ‘responsibilities’ of RL. I ‘spose I should go do em… And I have noticed that we are no longer alone here. More connoisseurs of fine verse have joined. This can only be a good thing! You know what is freaky? The next song on the lyric sheet is… For Cryin Out Loud. And what does this make me think???

19th January 2001, 12:14 AM	#201 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	You go,Girl! Leelu, Great! That's funny. I was singing and laughing at the same time! Keep on writing! MORE, PLEASE!

20th January 2001, 12:08 AM	#206 (permalink)
Nariko Fanel Rabid Fangirl Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Fresno California Posts: 70	heres a simple one "Make New Friends" Make new friends, but keep the old, one is Jaffa and the other Goa'uld. ^_^ heeeeee lol I was just humming the tune and the words came out! The original is Make new friends, but keep the old, one is silver and the other gold.

18th January 2001, 03:07 PM	#196 (permalink)
Leelu Tau'ri Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Houston, Texas (NASA Mission Control) Posts: 83	Yes, jsc! I am maddly scribbling, but so far, so lame. But I will swallow my pride and post for the fun of it when I get one done.

18th January 2001, 05:26 PM	#199 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	ANOTHER GOOD ONE, SKIP! Blame us please! I'll accept the blame!

18th January 2001, 06:19 PM	#200 (permalink)
Leelu Tau'ri Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Houston, Texas (NASA Mission Control) Posts: 83	OK, here goes, my very first flik (or is filk?) Anyway, be gentle! Think Beverly Hillbillies meets SG1. This here's the story of the SGC A crack team of Tauri's, just as good as they could be. Then one day they were exploring P3X When out popped Amonet inside of Daniel's ex. Shar'e that is...Abydonian...Gone for good. Well the next thing you know Jack's working in a mine Sam is having nightmares and Teal'cs head don't shine (dirt Daniel's kissin' what's-her-name and lounging the sarc Now he is an addict and hiding in the dark. Store room, that is...fight'n Jack, topplin' shelves. Let the banjos go wild!!!

19th January 2001, 04:57 AM	#202 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	OK jsc, you and Mishkaz are to blame! Leely, I like it! Carry on rockin!

19th January 2001, 03:27 PM	#203 (permalink)
Mishkaz Gatefink Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: UK, Mishington twinned with Skipville Posts: 978	lmao, this thread just keeps getting better and better. I nearly spat out my drink when I got to the Flintstones filk. What a gem! cheers all Mishkaz

19th January 2001, 03:49 PM	#204 (permalink)
Sci-Fi16 Expert Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: England, S.E. Posts: 564	I'm not not tone deaf. Have no idea why I wrote that. It didn't even make sense...! You know, ShelbyS, as soon as I posted that rubbish, I remembered the original. Now I can safely say, great filk. I will do co-writing, might get my non-musical imagination into gear. Please note: icon refering to ME being annoyed with MYSELF, not what anyone has said.

19th January 2001, 06:30 PM	#205 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	We all have to great a sense of humor (shame) to be angry, having done similar stupid (I am sorry but I can't find a better word! AND THIS WORD APPLIES TO MY STUPID POSTS, ASLO)things ourselves! Just keep posting and humor us out of it! But then you would do it anyway because this thread is just too much fun!

20th January 2001, 08:14 AM	#207 (permalink)
Sci-Fi16 Expert Member Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: England, S.E. Posts: 564	Would quote jsc, but not sure how. You're right, this is a hilarious thread.

21st January 2001, 04:01 PM	#209 (permalink)
Skip Odi et amo et- CRUCIO! Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Manchester. UK. Or near as dammit. Posts: 4,670	Just want to say I like the snippet Nariko!!! I love this place!

21st January 2001, 09:05 PM	#210 (permalink)
ShelbyS Rob Cooper's #1 Fan Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,567	Based on and to the tune of Breaking the Girl by the Red Hot Chili Peppers... Breaking the Goa'uld by Red Hot SGC I am a man, O'Neill's the name, Me and my team, The Goa'uld we'll tame. They were the guys, Who captured our friends, Flying through skies, Will this fight ever end. Feeling so bad that day, Fighting the Goa'uld the day. Chorus Twisting and turning, Their Death Gliders burning, We're breaking the Goa'ulds, They love no one else, Think they're so clever, Now they must surrender, We're breaking the Goa'ulds. They love no one else. Traveling the universe, There's a battle today, To take over their ship, Make the Goa'uld go away. They were the guys, Who attacked Earth, We destroyed them, And proved our worth. Feeling so good that day, We beat the Goa'uld that day. Twisting and turning, Their Death Gliders burning, We're breaking the Goa'ulds, They love no one else, Think they're so clever, Now they must surrender, We're breaking the Goa'ulds.