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Sj Shortea · 20th March 2002, 06:07 AM

Grrrrrrreat Quotes Catgirl!
My favorite quotes was about
his frozen butt & his sidearm!!

Grreat eps too!!

catgirl · 22nd March 2002, 03:23 AM

Yeah, I agree, I think that the butt one is just about one of the best ever. I think that one of my very favorites is the one where he says

"I'd like to apologise in advance for anything I may say, or do, that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS!

Isn't that just priceless!!

Also the one, I'm not quite sure how the exact wording is, but it's from Window of Opportunity when he is drawing on the plate with the ketchup and mustard-

"I'm gonna lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy, nuts, bonzo, three fries short of a happy meal, WHACKO!!!!!!!!!!
What makes that one really great is how he holds up the plate with the funny face on at the end. I think it is great how such a strong, for lack of a better word, macho, guy, can be so sweet and childish. Childish in a good way of course.
I'll try to post more quotes soon. Keep the posts comin'!!

Catgirl

(meow)

catgirl · 22nd March 2002, 03:25 AM

Hey, P.S., what's in that attachment? I can't download it because this isn't my computer. Thanks. Keep postin'!!

Catgirl

(meow)

Lonewolf89 · 22nd March 2002, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by catgirl

"I'm gonna lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy, nuts, bonzo, three fries short of a happy meal, WHACKO!!!!!!!!!!
Catgirl (meow)

Hehehe

pamie · 22nd March 2002, 11:48 PM

Yeah I love that one from WOO..its more the way Teal'c looks at him that makes me laugh!:rolly2:

liamchapman · 23rd March 2002, 07:26 AM

yeah........ jack is great..

catgirl · 24th March 2002, 07:02 AM

I like that part at the end where Daniel and Sam ask him if the did anything, and he just smiles, gives his head a little shake and eats his oatmeal. That is just so cute!!

Also, earlier in the epispode, when Daniel tells them that it's kind of an opportunity, and they both immediately get up, even Teal'c!

I have to say, I'm kinda torn between what the absolute best scene was, though. I loved Carter and Jack kissing (especially how Carter kissed back with a little enthusiasm

), but also I loved the one where he and Teal'c are translating, and he starts juggling, and Teal'c starts juggling, and at the end they're both juggling!! That is just priceless!! Especially since we know that RDA used to be a juggling guy!! He hasn't lost his touch. That was great!!

Catgirl

(meow)

carkedit · 14th April 2002, 12:48 PM

Thats one of my favourite episodes..just coz its so funny

Carkedit :dead:

catgirl · 15th April 2002, 01:47 AM

Me too!!!! I kinda like the Chain Reaction one too, not because it's overly humorous, but just certain parts of it. I kinda like how Maybourne says "Nice" and then Jack grabs the gun and says "And nice try to you". Oh, and don't forget when they go into Maybourne's place and they look in the fridge and he says "I see you're on that famous beer and mustard diet, how's that workin' for ya?"

Catgirl

(meow)

carkedit · 16th April 2002, 12:58 PM

Urgo is a funny one too

Carkedit :dead:

pamie · 16th April 2002, 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by catgirl
"I see you're on that famous beer and mustard diet, how's that workin' for ya?"

Catgirl (meow)

I love that line...

spooky · 4th June 2002, 08:12 PM

Good morning campers! Anyone wanna go on Daniel's little geology field trip?

Excuse my densesness but....

With all due respect sir....

catgirl · 5th June 2002, 02:33 AM

What episode(s) are those quotes from?

Catgirl

(meow)

spooky · 7th June 2002, 06:12 PM

daniel's little geology field trip is a hundred days.

There was an O'Neill with one l in the film but he had no sense of humor.

Good morning! This is your colonel speaking. welcome to P4X 989, where the temperature is a balmy........room temperature.

Lonewolf89 · 21st June 2002, 08:20 PM

Jack: Well, this just became a piece of cake, a walk in the park, a day at the beach!
Daniel: An accident waiting for a place to happen.
Jack: Mister Negative.

Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving.
Jack: One man's ceiling is another man's floor.
Daniel: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell.
Jack: Never run with scissors?

Jack: Please, don't suck the fun out of this.

Jack to Daniel: Easy there, Grasshopper.

Jack: Master Teal'c, might I suggest that we spare them this time?
Teal'c: Very well... underling.

Jack: They put that damn memory thing on me. Then they gave me something that reminded me of the Seventies.

Jack: Aunty Em? Aunty Em?

Jack, hugging Daniel: Space monkey.

Fraiser: Colonel, how do you feel?
Jack: Never felt better in my life. Got me a little worried actually.

Second Jack: What do you want?
First Jack: Well, they're all debating the meaning of life back there. Both Daniels think this is all fascinating. The Carters are arguing already... Teal'c feels left out.

Jack: Do things feel a little 'off' here?
Daniel: Are you crazy? It's a paradise.
Jack: Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could happen?

Teal'c: Are you considering the same tactic as I?
Jack: Teal'c, the cliche is, 'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?' The answer is yes.

Jack: You gotta go that one step further, don't ya?

Jack: Daniel Jackson made this place... happen. As a member of SG-1, he was our voice... our conscience. He was a very courageous man. He was a good man. For those of us lucky enough to have known him, he was also a friend.

Daniel: How is it that you always come up with the worst case scenario?
Jack: I practice.

Jack: Perfect, if any little rocks sneak up on us we'll have plenty of warning.

20th March 2002, 06:07 AM	#121 (permalink)
Sj Shortea RDA Watcher Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: planet earth Posts: 4,342	Grrrrrrreat Quotes Catgirl! My favorite quotes was about his frozen butt & his sidearm!! Grreat eps too!! Attached Thumbnails

22nd March 2002, 03:23 AM	#122 (permalink)
catgirl Canadian, eh?! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 72	Yeah, I agree, I think that the butt one is just about one of the best ever. I think that one of my very favorites is the one where he says "I'd like to apologise in advance for anything I may say, or do, that could be construed as offensive as I slowly go NUTS! Isn't that just priceless!! Also the one, I'm not quite sure how the exact wording is, but it's from Window of Opportunity when he is drawing on the plate with the ketchup and mustard- "I'm gonna lose it. Lose it. It means go crazy, nuts, bonzo, three fries short of a happy meal, WHACKO!!!!!!!!!! What makes that one really great is how he holds up the plate with the funny face on at the end. I think it is great how such a strong, for lack of a better word, macho, guy, can be so sweet and childish. Childish in a good way of course. I'll try to post more quotes soon. Keep the posts comin'!! Catgirl (meow)

22nd March 2002, 03:25 AM	#123 (permalink)
catgirl Canadian, eh?! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 72	Hey, P.S., what's in that attachment? I can't download it because this isn't my computer. Thanks. Keep postin'!! Catgirl (meow)

22nd March 2002, 11:48 PM	#125 (permalink)
pamie Space Monkey! Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: South coast of the UK Posts: 3,043	Yeah I love that one from WOO..its more the way Teal'c looks at him that makes me laugh!:rolly2:

23rd March 2002, 07:26 AM	#126 (permalink)
liamchapman Registered User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: uk, liverpool Posts: 56	yeah........ jack is great..

24th March 2002, 07:02 AM	#127 (permalink)
catgirl Canadian, eh?! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 72	I like that part at the end where Daniel and Sam ask him if the did anything, and he just smiles, gives his head a little shake and eats his oatmeal. That is just so cute!! Also, earlier in the epispode, when Daniel tells them that it's kind of an opportunity, and they both immediately get up, even Teal'c! I have to say, I'm kinda torn between what the absolute best scene was, though. I loved Carter and Jack kissing (especially how Carter kissed back with a little enthusiasm ), but also I loved the one where he and Teal'c are translating, and he starts juggling, and Teal'c starts juggling, and at the end they're both juggling!! That is just priceless!! Especially since we know that RDA used to be a juggling guy!! He hasn't lost his touch. That was great!! Catgirl (meow)

14th April 2002, 12:48 PM	#128 (permalink)
carkedit Jacks biggest fan Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: checking out the interior of Jack's quarters Posts: 951	Thats one of my favourite episodes..just coz its so funny Carkedit :dead:

15th April 2002, 01:47 AM	#129 (permalink)
catgirl Canadian, eh?! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 72	Me too!!!! I kinda like the Chain Reaction one too, not because it's overly humorous, but just certain parts of it. I kinda like how Maybourne says "Nice" and then Jack grabs the gun and says "And nice try to you". Oh, and don't forget when they go into Maybourne's place and they look in the fridge and he says "I see you're on that famous beer and mustard diet, how's that workin' for ya?" Catgirl (meow)

16th April 2002, 12:58 PM	#130 (permalink)
carkedit Jacks biggest fan Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: checking out the interior of Jack's quarters Posts: 951	Urgo is a funny one too Carkedit :dead:

4th June 2002, 08:12 PM	#132 (permalink)
spooky resident smartass Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: P4X 989 Posts: 99	Good morning campers! Anyone wanna go on Daniel's little geology field trip? Excuse my densesness but.... With all due respect sir....

5th June 2002, 02:33 AM	#133 (permalink)
catgirl Canadian, eh?! Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 72	What episode(s) are those quotes from? Catgirl (meow)

7th June 2002, 06:12 PM	#134 (permalink)
spooky resident smartass Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: P4X 989 Posts: 99	daniel's little geology field trip is a hundred days. There was an O'Neill with one l in the film but he had no sense of humor. Good morning! This is your colonel speaking. welcome to P4X 989, where the temperature is a balmy........room temperature.

21st June 2002, 08:20 PM	#135 (permalink)
Lonewolf89 Fear is the mind killer. Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Flatplanet Cafe Posts: 1,605	Jack: Well, this just became a piece of cake, a walk in the park, a day at the beach! Daniel: An accident waiting for a place to happen. Jack: Mister Negative. Teal'c: Appearances may be deceiving. Jack: One man's ceiling is another man's floor. Daniel: A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell. Jack: Never run with scissors? Jack: Please, don't suck the fun out of this. Jack to Daniel: Easy there, Grasshopper. Jack: Master Teal'c, might I suggest that we spare them this time? Teal'c: Very well... underling. Jack: They put that damn memory thing on me. Then they gave me something that reminded me of the Seventies. Jack: Aunty Em? Aunty Em? Jack, hugging Daniel: Space monkey. Fraiser: Colonel, how do you feel? Jack: Never felt better in my life. Got me a little worried actually. Second Jack: What do you want? First Jack: Well, they're all debating the meaning of life back there. Both Daniels think this is all fascinating. The Carters are arguing already... Teal'c feels left out. Jack: Do things feel a little 'off' here? Daniel: Are you crazy? It's a paradise. Jack: Yeah, sure, have an apple. What could happen? Teal'c: Are you considering the same tactic as I? Jack: Teal'c, the cliche is, 'Are you thinking what I'm thinking?' The answer is yes. Jack: You gotta go that one step further, don't ya? Jack: Daniel Jackson made this place... happen. As a member of SG-1, he was our voice... our conscience. He was a very courageous man. He was a good man. For those of us lucky enough to have known him, he was also a friend. Daniel: How is it that you always come up with the worst case scenario? Jack: I practice. Jack: Perfect, if any little rocks sneak up on us we'll have plenty of warning.