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shortea · 17th April 2001, 11:19 PM

Jack is a Chain reaction!!!!:rolly2:

C-YA!!

Shortea

jsc · 22nd April 2001, 07:13 AM

No matter how tired I am reading Jack's quotes always makes me smile! He always seems to touch the heart of the matter with a quip or an irriverant smile. He is our everyman and our good humor man.

shortea · 22nd April 2001, 07:15 PM

He is a sweetheart of a guy
that is for sure!!
You gota Love him!!!!:rolly2:
I know I do!!!!:kisses:

C-YA

Shortea

:star: :flash: :star: :rain:

Maria8475 · 28th April 2001, 02:45 PM

Okay that just took about half an hour....no i'm not complaining!!!

okay well i think just about all of them have been covered (maybe icluding these ones, i can't say i was reading them all!!) but...

Jack: whole boxes of material could be missing
daniel: No the pentagon said this was everything.
jack: Oh please the pentagon's lost entire countries!

general Hammond: Colonel, the united states is not in the business of interfering in other peoples affairs.
jack: since when sir!

Rothman: This is ridiculous, I'm not a Goa'uld.
Jack: Then why didn't you just say so? could have just straightened this whole thing out!

awww they made Rothman a Goa'uld (sorry that's off topic, right??)

also there's one more quote that's in my head but i can't remember what episode it's from so is TOTALLY annoying me! someone rescue me!!...please!

daniel: how is it that you always come up with the worst case scenerio?
Jack: I practice!!

might be a little misquoted, my head is a little strange....like my punctuation...if that's annoying anyone let me know, i *can* use standard english....just about! LOL!

Take care
maria :star:

cookie_jar · 4th May 2001, 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Maria8475
also there's one more quote that's in my head but i can't remember what episode it's from so is TOTALLY annoying me! someone rescue me!!...please!

daniel: how is it that you always come up with the worst case scenerio?
Jack: I practice!!

Its from Emancipation I'm pretty sure. When Jack says a member of his team has been neutrilzed.

Maria8475 · 5th May 2001, 04:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cookie_jar

Its from Emancipation I'm pretty sure. When Jack says a member of his team has been neutrilzed.

Yes!! Of course it is!! Thank you!! I feel a lot better now!

Maria :star:

GateGirl · 5th May 2001, 04:47 PM

Anyone mentioned the whole "Cruvas" thing between Jack and Daniel, The Fifth Race I believe, one of my faves!

cookie_jar · 6th May 2001, 05:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by GateGirl
Anyone mentioned the whole "Cruvas" thing between Jack and Daniel, The Fifth Race I believe, one of my faves!

I love that one. The whole exchange is great.

ShelbyS · 8th May 2001, 03:25 AM

For your reading pleasure.....

O'Neill: I am absolutely <I>fine</I>. There is nothing cruvus with me. What?
Daniel: You just said there's nothing cruvus with you.
O'Neill: I did not.
Daniel: Yes, you did.
O'Neill: No I didn't.
Daniel: Yes, you did.
O'Neill: Didn't.
Daniel: Did.
O'Neill: Didn't.
Daniel: Did.
O'Neill: Cruvus? What is that?
Daniel: I don't know.

O'Neill: Alright, what the <I>hell</I> is going on with me?
Daniel: What do you mean?
O'Neill: Well, apparently I've lost the falatis to speak properly! That wasn't a joke. I didn't do that on purpose.

Hammond: Colonel?
O'Neill: Yes, Sir?
Hammond: What are you doing?
O'Neill: I don't know, Sir. You know me and computers.
Hammond: Colonel, I'm ordering you to stop.
O'Neill: I'd love to, Sir, but I can't.

cookie_jar · 8th May 2001, 06:51 AM

Thanks Shelby
made me pull out my video to watch it.

Chilly · 16th May 2001, 05:10 AM

oh man i love that epi!!!!

later
iffat
:alienooh:

imported_Sandman · 17th May 2001, 02:18 AM

Haven't seen it yet :crying:

But i want to, i really, really do. Guess i'll just have to download it--or be extremely patient (ya right).

Maria8475 · 17th May 2001, 04:58 AM

oh it was a great episode i recommend you download it.....quickly!! (I think it may be on video/DVD too)

Maria :star:

Chilly · 17th May 2001, 07:50 AM

download it definately.

iffat
:alienooh:

imported_Sandman · 18th May 2001, 01:10 AM

Will do

28th April 2001, 02:45 PM	#64 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	WOW....again Okay that just took about half an hour....no i'm not complaining!!! okay well i think just about all of them have been covered (maybe icluding these ones, i can't say i was reading them all!!) but... Jack: whole boxes of material could be missing daniel: No the pentagon said this was everything. jack: Oh please the pentagon's lost entire countries! general Hammond: Colonel, the united states is not in the business of interfering in other peoples affairs. jack: since when sir! Rothman: This is ridiculous, I'm not a Goa'uld. Jack: Then why didn't you just say so? could have just straightened this whole thing out! awww they made Rothman a Goa'uld (sorry that's off topic, right??) also there's one more quote that's in my head but i can't remember what episode it's from so is TOTALLY annoying me! someone rescue me!!...please! daniel: how is it that you always come up with the worst case scenerio? Jack: I practice!! might be a little misquoted, my head is a little strange....like my punctuation...if that's annoying anyone let me know, i can use standard english....just about! LOL! Take care maria :star:

5th May 2001, 04:47 PM	#67 (permalink)
GateGirl Jaffa Hunter Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Wales, UK Posts: 21	Cruvas Anyone mentioned the whole "Cruvas" thing between Jack and Daniel, The Fifth Race I believe, one of my faves!

8th May 2001, 03:25 AM	#69 (permalink)
ShelbyS Rob Cooper's #1 Fan Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 3,567	The Fifth Race For your reading pleasure..... O'Neill: I am absolutely <I>fine</I>. There is nothing cruvus with me. What? Daniel: You just said there's nothing cruvus with you. O'Neill: I did not. Daniel: Yes, you did. O'Neill: No I didn't. Daniel: Yes, you did. O'Neill: Didn't. Daniel: Did. O'Neill: Didn't. Daniel: Did. O'Neill: Cruvus? What is that? Daniel: I don't know. O'Neill: Alright, what the <I>hell</I> is going on with me? Daniel: What do you mean? O'Neill: Well, apparently I've lost the falatis to speak properly! That wasn't a joke. I didn't do that on purpose. Hammond: Colonel? O'Neill: Yes, Sir? Hammond: What are you doing? O'Neill: I don't know, Sir. You know me and computers. Hammond: Colonel, I'm ordering you to stop. O'Neill: I'd love to, Sir, but I can't.

16th May 2001, 05:10 AM	#71 (permalink)
Chilly I like boys Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: England Posts: 4,144	shelby oh man i love that epi!!!! later iffat :alienooh:

17th May 2001, 07:50 AM	#74 (permalink)
Chilly I like boys Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: England Posts: 4,144	htht download it definately. iffat :alienooh:

17th April 2001, 11:19 PM	#61 (permalink)
shortea Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 75	Jack is a Chain reaction!!!!:rolly2: C-YA!! Shortea

22nd April 2001, 07:13 AM	#62 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	No matter how tired I am reading Jack's quotes always makes me smile! He always seems to touch the heart of the matter with a quip or an irriverant smile. He is our everyman and our good humor man.

22nd April 2001, 07:15 PM	#63 (permalink)
shortea Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 75	He is a sweetheart of a guy that is for sure!! You gota Love him!!!!:rolly2: I know I do!!!!:kisses: C-YA Shortea :star: :flash: :star: :rain:

8th May 2001, 06:51 AM	#70 (permalink)
cookie_jar Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 82	Thanks Shelby made me pull out my video to watch it.

17th May 2001, 02:18 AM	#72 (permalink)
imported_Sandman confused Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 1,222	Haven't seen it yet :crying: But i want to, i really, really do. Guess i'll just have to download it--or be extremely patient (ya right).

17th May 2001, 04:58 AM	#73 (permalink)
Maria8475 It goes on..... Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 4,690	oh it was a great episode i recommend you download it.....quickly!! (I think it may be on video/DVD too) Maria :star:

18th May 2001, 01:10 AM	#75 (permalink)
imported_Sandman confused Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: San Diego, California Posts: 1,222	Will do