your favourite jack quotes

[Corzafa]

Dont think so.

[carkedit]

I like my sig as well.......

[Corzafa]

Good one

[carkedit]

Foothold I believe.....

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How's a needle in my butt gonna get water outta my ears?

and Watergate........


Markov - Its gone..

Jack...If I ask what and you say its classified, I'm gonna shoot you..

New Ground...

I have no friends..in the woods, or otherwise

Thats tonights offerings.....

[Vera]

Here’re my favourite Jack quotes from season 4 (4. part)

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ENTITY

Hammond: "Teal'c, do you recognise any of this?"
Teal'c: "I do not, General Hammond."
O'Neill: "Nope, neither do I. I'm just saying."

O'Neill: (about Dr Fraiser) "Who put her in charge?"

O'Neill: "Do I look fat?"
Daniel: "It's like it wants us to know that it's here."
O'Neill: "Come here often?"

Daniel: "It's obviously fighting to survive."
O'Neill: "So do bacteria!"
Carter: "It's trying to communicate."
O'Neill: "So do bac..."

Daniel: "Well, in a way you succeeded, we won't go back there, you can repair the damage we did and we won't send any more probes through."
O'Neill: "Yes, we will!"
Daniel: "Jack?"
O'Neill: "We'll send dozens of them, one after another, I don't care what it does."
Entity: "No!"
O'Neill: "Leave her now!"
Entity: "You won't!"
O'Neill: "You've read my file, think again!"


DOUBLE JEOPARDY

O'Neill: "Yes... Sir, please don't open the gate, please?"

Harlan: "Thank you for opening the door way which you call iris."
O'Neill: "Ah, just for the record, I was opposed."

O'Neill: "Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?!"
O'Neill Clone: "Same thing you do. Only better!"
O'Neill: "What does that mean?!"
O'Neill Clone: "Better? It means *better*, stronger, faster!"
O'Neill: "You're not me and you don't work for the Air Force."
O'Neill Clone: "No. But that doesn't mean I can't do the job."
O'Neill: "What job?"
O'Neill Clone: "Explore the universe, fight the Goa'uld."
O'Neill: "Oh what, like now?"
O'Neill Clone: "Hey, you made this mess."
O'Neill: "What we did was help these people!"
O'Neill Clone: "Oh, come on! I know you better than that. You screwed up and now you're embarrassed."
O'Neill: "That's not the point."
O'Neill Clone: "And like I'm gonna spend my eternity on that lame ass planet."
O'Neill: "You gave me your word!"
O'Neill Clone: "Oh, is this the first time you've lied to yourself? I told you what you wanted to hear! Besides what were you gonna do? Destroy me?"
O'Neill: "I might have!"
O'Neill Clone: "Alright, come on, bring it on fly boy, lets go, come on!"
O'Neill: "Oh, you little shi..."

O'Neill Clone: "We're not done, pal!"
O'Neill: "I so own you!"

O'Neill Clone: "Carter, Teal'c?"
O'Neill: "Yours don't look so good. The real ones, they're okay."
O'Neill Clone: "Are we still so far from real to you?"
O'Neill: "No, I guess not."
O'Neill Clone: "Then I believe... we are done."


EXODUS

O'Neill: "Hey kids! We're not parked in a red zone, are we?"

O'Neill: "That guy is a living cliche."

Jacob: "My mission is to oversee the relocation of the Tok'ra base, what's yours again?"
O'Neill: "Protect Earth's big fat asset."

O'Neill: "So, how do you, guys, know where to stand anyway?"

O'Neill: "Something wrong?"
Carter: "No, I've just never blown up a star before."
O'Neill: "Well, they say the first one's always the hardest."

O'Neill: "This is so the last time I help someone move."

O'Neill: "This is a bad idea, I said that, remember? Remember I said, General, I said, this is a bad idea."
Teal'c: "I remember, O'Neill."
O'Neill: "Let the Tok'ra get their own ship I said, they don't share with us, why should we share with them?"
Teal'c: "I remember."
O'Neill: "Yep! That's what I said."

[Corzafa]

ever impressive Vera

[wigs]

Well my fav Jack quote is

"I'm not getting all my memos"

I know how he feels lol:laugh2:

[carkedit]

my fav today is.....

You want sarcasm? Nice to meet ya...

Carkedit :dead:

[shortea]

I love all his quotes,
but then
I love anything
that comes out
of Jacks mouth!!!

C-YA!!!
Shortea












:rolly2:

[Vera]

Ditto.

[ShelbyS]

"Oh great, more snakeheads!"
- Serpents Lair

"You all know I take great pride in my title as Mr. Positive, however...."
- Thor's Chariot

"Ladies, Sam's, we're all in this reality together."
- Point of View

"Ah, aliens are always pokin holes in me."
- Spirits

"What's with the worm-part? The worm thing, I don't get that..." (How cute was he in this scene! )
- A Matter of Time

Cronmwell: "I feel like I put on a hundred pounds"
Jack: "Well, I wasn't gonna say anything."
- A Matter of Time

"Well this was an intergalactic waste of time."
- The Fifth Race

"How long do you think we should hang around here and scratch our cosmic heads."
- The Fifth Race

"I can't help you there. That's between you and your god. Oh, wait a minute. You are your god. That's a problem."
- Serpent's Song

"How do you think I feel, Teal'c? I've got a snake in my gut."
-Holiday

"That never gets old, I love that" (after watching the UAV fly through the Stargate)
- One False Step

O'Neill: "You're videotaping a plant."
Daniel: "Well I think this might be important."
O'Neill: "Well I think you might be losing what's left of your mind."
Daniel: "What's that supposed to mean?"
O'Neill: "It means that on a good day you can be a little flaky."
Daniel: "And on a good day you can be a little ignorant and condescending."
O'Neill: "Not condescending. You're obviously misreading a basic philosophical difference of opinion on how to handle a crisis."
Daniel: "Oh, please, we have a difference of opinion on just about everything."
O'Neill: "Give me an example."
Daniel, stuttering at first: "I don't know, pick something! How about mythology?"
O'Neill: "Rumors, lies, fairy tales."
- One False Step

"Just rain. Much rain. Wind, lightning, hail, did I mention the rain, Sir?"
- Foothold

"Oh, one small step, one giant leap you know that sorta thing."
- Message in a Bottle

Carter: "So you built that...Stargate."
Daniel: "Way smarter than we are."
O'Neill: "Ours is bigger."
- Foothold
I think this is enough quotes for the moment. I shall return tomorrow with more (evil laugh)!

[Cat]

that exchange between jack and daniel in one false step is one of my all time favourites. brilliant interaction!

shelby's got too much time on her hands again

but I love reading all those quotes. Lots of smiles and nods and "yeah! I remember that one!"

thanks for the smiles you gave me when I read your quotes

[ShelbyS]

Yes, now that it is the holiday's i have WAY too much time on my hands. oh well

Carter: "Look, Colonel, Mayborne's forces are moving in soon."
O'Neill: "Mayborne? How'd he get....?"
Carter: "I called him."
O'Neill: "Willingly?!"
- Foothold

O'Neill: "Nice device. We'll take a dozen."
Narim: "As you may recall from our last encounter, it is forbidden for the Tollan to give our technology to any culture less advanced than our own."
O'Neill: "Still got that arrogance bug, I see."
-Pretence

Teal'c: "Appearances may be deceiving."
O'Neill: "One man's ceiling is another man's floor."
Daniel: "A fool's paradise is a wise man's hell."
O'Neill: "Never run with...scissors?"
- Urgo

O'Neill: "Mmmm...mineral survey. My favorite."
Hammond: "Colonel?"
O'Neill: "I know, General, it's all fun and games before someone breaks a nail."
-Urgo

O'Neill: "To be fair, General, I did it. Carter and Daniel protested. And Teal'c...well, he really didn't say anything, but I can tell he was opposed to my actions by the way he...cocked his head and raised his eyebrows...."
- Shades of Grey

O'Neill, to Dr. Fraiser after she's conducted her tests: "Let me know what wacky alien stuff you find in there."
-Shades of Grey

O'Neill: "Okay, that's a needle. OWW."
-New Ground

O'Neill, upon learning that Apophis is still alive and attacked Chu'lac: "Son of a bitch!"
Teal'c: "Apophis must have transported off of Sokar's ship before it exploded."
O'Neill: "Well somebody's got to teach that guy how to die."
- Maternal Instinct

O'Neill, about the huge cavern inside the pyramid: "Can you imagine heating this place?"
- Crystal Skull

O'Neill: "Well, apparently we said hello, insulted each other, and broke for recess."
-Fair Game

Thor: "I have explained our position. To borrow from a human euphemism, it is not a perfect galaxy."
O'Neill: "I'm sorry, I get a little testy when faced with the total annihilation of our little corner of it."
- Fair Game

And 2 of my favourites:
O'Neill: "Alright, let's say for the sake of argument that it is the Stargate, a theory to which I do not ascribe. Then why don't we just put a little sign at the base of the ramp that says, "Gate travel may be hazardous to your health." I can live with that."
- Legacy

O'Neill: "Listen, I, ah..."
Daniel: "No no, um, sorry, you were going to say."
O'Neill: "No, it's just that, ah, well...you know."
Daniel: "I know. I know. I know. You know that I...."
O'Neill: "I know. It's obvious there's...something...."
Daniel: "Something, something's wrong with us. Physically."
Fraiser: "Well, there's nothing wrong with you."
Daniel: "What?"
Fraiser: "Well, I've run every test I could short of exploratory brain surgery and you are both in perfect health."
O'Neill: "Huh."
- One False Step

[shortea]

Thanks Shelbys:

That is the Best Jack Quote list yet!
But then again
with Jack you always get the
best!

C-YA!!!
Shortea

[ShelbyS]

I know, everything he says is great.
chain reaction has some great lines! I saw it for the first time yestersday. What a classic!