your favourite jack quotes

[Vera]

Quotes from season 4:

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SMALL VICTORIES

Sam: "We kicked their asses."
Jack: "They had asses?"


THE FIRST ONES

Jack: "Alright. Anyone with a snake in their head, raise their hand!"


CHAIN REACTION (I love that one )

Kinsey: "How dare you come into my house waving a gun!"
O'Neill: "Not waving, pointing."

[Nariko Fanel]

Marrin: "So you are not as smart as Major Carter and Dr. Fraiser?"
Jack: "Well that depends on how you uh...ALRIGHT no I'm not, but while they were studying I was out doing other things like for instance, having fun."
Janet and Sam: (while he says no he's not) "snicker" "giggle"
Marrin: "Fun?"

hee^_~ I love this guy! whomever writes for him is a genius...lets just say I married this guy for his humor among other things. (read my story on the ff forum or at http://www.fanfiction.net the title is happily ever after parts one and two. My user name is Nariko Fanel)

[Vera]

Here’re my favourite Jack quotes from season 4 (2. part)

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SMALL VICTORIES

O'Neill: "I'd be happy to debrief you all after I've debriefed myself for a nice hot shower."
Hammond: "Permission to shower granted. In fact I insist on it Colonel."
O'Neill: "Bad?"
Daniel: "I wasn't going to say anything..."

O'Neill: "I don't know Carter...you may not be dumb enough!"

O'Neill: "Would it be necessary to mention my insane aversion to bugs at this time?"

O'Neill: "Listen to me! We are not getting out of here. Mission accomplished. Blow it!"
Daniel: "Jack..."
O'Neill: "Daniel, please! Before I get eaten alive by these damn bugs!"


UPGRADES

O'Neill: "The Tok'ra are beginning to annoy me in general."

O'Neill: "I'm Jack. It means....what's in the box?"

Daniel: "Did you just read that?"
O'Neill: "I guess. I don't suppose there's another book around that explains this book."

O'Neill: "Excuse me. That was for me."


CROSSROADS

Sho'nac: "I mean you no harm."
O'Neill: "Bra'tac, you've done something with your hair!"

Sho'nac: "Bra'tac has told me much of the Tau'ri. You are O'Neill, Teal'c's apprentice."
O'Neill: "Yes....apprentice!?"
Sho'nac: "Also a warrior of great skill and cunning."
O'Neill: "Apprentice?"

O'Neill: "Master Teal'c."
Teal'c: "I am in need of your assistance."
O'Neill: "I'm here to serve."

Anise: "Your father asks that I shake your hand and give Colonel O'Neill a big kiss from him."
Carter: "That may have been the other way around."
O'Neill: "Maybe..."


DIVIDE AND CONQUER

O'Neill: "Look, there's so many reasons why this is wrong, and weird, and wrong. Did I mention wrong?"

O'Neill: "Apparently, the snake likes you."
Daniel: "Really? You know, I think these are the Jack O'Neill moments I would probably miss the most."


WINDOW OF OPPORTUNITY

O'Neill: "Well if you're looking for help translating it, you're barking up the wrong genius."

O'Neill: "Oh yeah! Powerplay. How far is Alaris anyway?"
Teal'c: "Several billion miles, O'Neill."
O'Neill: "That's got to be a record!"


WATERGATE

O'Neill: "General, we'd be walking into an unknown situation to save their rosy butts!"

Carter: "How do you know about the SGC?"
Markov: "I have read extensive files on all of you."
O'Neill: "The question was 'how'?"
Markov: "I learned to read English at the age of six, it's not difficult."
O'Neill: "Russian humour!"

O'Neill: "It's easy. Just jump and pull this!"
Teal'c: "This does not seem wise O'Neill."
O'Neill: "I said it was easy, not wise."

O'Neill: "If I ask what and you say it’s classified, I’m gonna shoot you!"

O'Neill: "Holy frozen bad guys."

O'Neill: "Are you trying to tell me this water....thinks?"


SCORCHED EARTH

Carter: "Question is - will they listen?"
O'Neill: "Well, the real question is - will they have ears?"


BENEATH THE SURFACE

Carter: "How do you stay so calm?"
O'Neill: "I think in another life I handled dangerous explosives."

O'Neill: "I remember something. There's a man, he's bald and wears a short sleeved shirt and somehow he's very important to me. I think his name is Homer."


POINT OF NO RETURN

Martin: "Top secret Government program involving instantaneous travel to other Solar systems by means of a device known as a Stargate."
O'Neill: "Sounds like a good idea for a TV show. If you're into that sort of thing."

O'Neill: "Now that's just crazy talk."


TANGENT

Hammond: "Is there a problem, Colonel?"
O'Neill: "No, Sir, not at all. I'm sure Teal'c just felt he'd take her for a spin....around the world."

O'Neill: "Flight. This is Digger 1. Cheyenne, we have a problem."

O'Neill: "Was that who I think it was? And did he just say what I think he said?"

O'Neill: "You know I've already done that freezing to death thing and it's just not as enjoyable as it sounds!"


SERPENT’S VENOM

Hammond: "Sounds very risky."
O'Neill: "Insane might be another word."


CHAIN REACTION

O'Neill: "The fact is, if it wasn't for SG1, you'd be sitting there with a snake in your head, instead of your head up your ass!"

O'Neill: "Have you heard of Ikea?"

O'Neill: "I see you're on that famous beer and mustard diet? How's that working out for ya?"

Mrs Kinsey: "„Who is it, dear?"
Kinsey: "A couple of old friends."
O'Neill: "Afternoon, ma'am. I'm Mr Starsky, this is....Hutch."

Kinsey: "Colonel, have you completely taken leave of your senses!?"
O'Neill: "I'm hanging around with Maybourne, what does that say?"

Kinsey: "Oh please....given the chance, half of all American citizens won't even vote, and the half that do vote are too stupid to know what they're doing!"
O'Neill: "Which explains how you got elected."

O'Neill: "Well, nothing right now, but....one day, I may ask you to buy back my soul."

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Gosh Vera, these quotes evoked such good memories! He does have the best one liners. SPOILER SPACE

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I Love "Three fries short of a Happy Meal!" from Window of
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[Vera]

Here’re my favourite Jack quotes from season 4 (3. part)

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O'Neill: "And we're walking."

O'Neill: "I promise. Thursday."

O'Neill: "Can we at least mention who won the Super Bowl in 2004?"
Daniel: "No."
O'Neill: "World Series?"
Daniel: "No."
O'Neill: "Grey Cup?"

Mollem: "Colonel O'Neill."
O'Neill: "Melon."
Mollem: "Mollem."
O'Neill: "Sorry, it's ... the war, you know."


ABSOLUTE POWER

O'Neill: "It's just wind. Wind happens."

Shifu: "A spark lights a flame, but the candle will only burn as long as the wick."
O'Neill: "If I may, Sir, I think what he means is the wick is the centre of the candle, and ostensibly a great leader like yourself is essential to the whole ball of wax, basically what it means is that it's always better to have a big long wick....right?"

Daniel: "Don't you think it was a little strange you got through security with a loaded gun?"
O'Neill: "A little."
Daniel: "You never were that bright."
O'Neill: "No."


THE LIGHT

Teal'c: "I am endeavouring to translate the Goa'uld writings of which Daniel Jackson has spoken."
O'Neill: "How goes the endeavouring?"

O'Neill: "Oh, Hammond will keep us supplied with everything we need until we can figure this out. It's a nice beach."
Carter: "It would be a good excuse for you, wouldn't it."
O'Neill: "Huh?"
Carter: "To do nothing for a while."
O'Neill: "What?!"
Carter: "Forget it."
O'Neill: "That would be *Forget it, Sir*!"
Carter: "Oh, please! You think I'm keeping that up if we're stuck here forever?"
O'Neill: "Listen, Major."
Carter: "No way!"
O'Neill: "That's *No way, Colonel*!"


PRODIGY

O'Neill: "*The* General Ryan?"

Gen. Ryan: "I've read a lot about you, Colonel. In General Hammond's reports."
O'Neill: "Yes... Sir?"
Gen. Ryan: "Thus far we like your work."
O'Neill: "Thank you, Sir. I like your's, your air force. The air force. I love the air force."

Hamilton: "Colonel O'Neill doesn't have a clue what we're trying to accomplish here, he's too busy polishing his M-16."
O'Neill: "Actually it's a P-90."

Teal'c: "Are you ready, O'Neill?"
O'Neill: "No. Give me a warning."
Teal'c: "I'm going to shoot you!"
O'Neill: "I was thinking more along the lines of on three. One..." (Teal'c zats him) ... "God! Two! God, I said on three! God, ah!"

[jsc]

You got some of my favorites down there. Loved Prodigy between Ryan and O'Neill! and loved the zatting classic scene from there two!

Thanks Vera!

[Vera]

These two sceenes from Prodigy are my favs too. I thing they're the best ever.

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Classic O'Neill and Classic O'Neill and Teal'c! YES! VERA! YES!

[Gilraen]

The whole General Ryan thing Was brill. The air force must really like SG1.

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They probably like the fact that the producers try to keep the show Air Force accurate, also!

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OK there are some great ones from Exodus

I liked...

'mayday. mayday. We are *SO* going in'

'so, how do you guys know where to stand anyway?'

'Hey kids. We're not parked in a red zone are we'

'This is *so* the last time I help someone move'

'This is a bad idea. Remember me saying this was a bad idea? I said 'General, this is a bad idea''

and there were many others

Double Jeopardy......

'Hey, you're the other, pal!'

'do we really have time for semantics here' (LMAO!)

the whole '2 Jacks dialogue' including..

'better? It means bet-ter, strong-er, fast-er'

'bring it on flyboy, lets go, come on'

'We're not done pal'

'I *so* own you' and other stuff....

'I assume you have a plan to back up that rather bold
yet cryptic statement'

Well that my 2c worth of Jack things....I LMAO over the whole 2 Jacks dialogue...it was the best scene in the whole episode!!

[peachy]

i loved this jack quote from exodus.

"i'm here to protect earths big fat asset"

just loved that...peachy

[carkedit]

loved this one.....


'The fact is, if it wasn't for SG1, you'd be sitting there with a snake in your head, instead of your head up your ass'


plus.......

'well, there's a shocker'

'not waving, pointing....'

'I'll give you a choice, white meat or dark meat'

[Corzafa]

Quite an impressive array of quotes forming here

[carkedit]

'In the middle of my BACKSWING??!!??'

anyone mentioned that yet??