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And another thing, if the purpose of the lid is to prevent objects from falling in then why are bidet's never fitted with a lid.

On this subject why don't bidet's have a decent flushing system either. Personally I find they are a poor imitation of the real thing. I mean, the paper get stuck, it takes ages to fill and why, if you need a drink in the middle of the night, can't you just provide a glass rather than all this kneeling down to use the fountain. I tell you in every respect they seem to be a badly thought out accessory to the bathroom.

Moving on

3. Crying is blackmail.


Sometimes it's a release from anger and frustration of having to live with men

This is a ridiculus. Men are the easiest creature on the planet to live with. Gentle and considerate, polite and most of all direct.

If we are frustrated with something we don't find release by resorting to emotional blackmail in this way. Crying is for when things are bad or when something tragic happens. Tears are not so you can make someone feel guilty about some trivial thing ( toilet seats for instance).

No we men, if frustrated are more direct. We tell you what's wrong and do something about it.

This is why men are so much better in dealing with emotional stress. We don't go off in some week long sulking session refusing to say what's wrong: no we talk about our troubles, invariably in rational and calm manner allowing everyone to have their say and inject oppinions to the debate. In this way a reasonable solution can be found that suits everybody.