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archiver · 7th September 2000, 04:16 AM

carter

"Apparently, all desserts on the base are in grave danger."
that's from urgo and it's jak that sais it whe frasier asks them if anything is diffrent with them
but my fav quotes (i gotta put more than 1)
is in solitudes
sam:uummm sir
jack: that my side arm a swear

tin man
both sams
we are identical right down to the mole on our hey hey shut up

eingma
teal'c: what is an an opra

now i forget the episodes
dan:
- wow what a ride
- ya your right we'll just download a computer viruse into the nother ship

archiver · 7th September 2000, 04:16 AM

Corzafa

We are Hator
I dont understand this obsession of yours!

Daniel you dog you keep this up youll have a woman on each planet.

archiver · 7th September 2000, 04:17 AM

Major Carter

Jack in 'Gamekeeper': 'General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?'
Sam in 'Foothold': 'Maybourne, you are an idiot everyday of the week, couldn't you have taken just one day off?'

Jack in 'Deadmans Switch': 'And? So? But? Therefore?'

Jack in 'Crystal Skul': 'Napoleonic Power Monger'

Kawalski in COTG: 'Another fine day on planet Kawalski'

Daniel in 'Cor-Ai': 'Okay, well, I think we've all read the Readers Digest version of the story'

I could go on and on, and there are so many great ones in season four already....

archiver · 7th September 2000, 04:17 AM

padders

It still makes me crack up every time I read this list.
I loved this

one ya your right we'll just download a computer viruse into the nother ship

but the Daniel/Jack ones have to be some of the best. Teal'c's 1 liners are not normally as good it is more his facial expressions that are brilliant combined with lines "the equivines bit in the ep where Jack gets the spear through his sholder.. sorry can't remember name).

archiver · 7th September 2000, 04:17 AM

Sean3w

HAHA FOR the most part, those were funny. I love reliving those sarcastic moments.

Dannys Angel · 11th September 2000, 05:17 PM

If you want quotes, go to my voting site

http://www.freevote.com/booth/stargatesounds

Oh, please vote in it by the way. Thanx

padders · 11th September 2000, 07:19 PM

"Right, I'll just go tell the pilot" - Daniel (Within the Serpents Grasp)

that gets my vote on your site...

but my favourite has to be..

"you want sarcasm? nice to meet you." Jack to Daniel. That was quality!

Vera · 12th September 2000, 05:01 AM

Ok, here are mine favourites:

"You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?"
"Ah, I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it." (Hammond and Jack in COTG)

"If you don't make it, can I have your stereo?" (Jack in The Enemy Within)

"You know, we'd have to stick around but some braindead sycophant left my buddy out here to die. So we're out of here." (Jack in The First Commandment)

"Sky... orange?!"
"The sky... up there."
"Yeah, I know what the sky is." (Jack and the native in The First Commandment)

"Carter..."
"No... You can't keep him." (Nafrayu and Jack in The Nox)

"It is only for you." (Kynthia in Brief Candle)

"Oh, my..." (Sam seeing a very naked Ernest in The Torment of Tantalus)

"Catherine, hug me!" (Jack in The Torment of Tantalus)

"You know that's my car, don't you?"
"You should get that window fixed." (Hammond and Jack in Fire and Water)

"Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebrity and music."
"Sex, drugs and rock'n roll?" (Daniel and Jack in Hathor)

"We are the mother of all pharaos."
"Of course we are." (Hathor and Jack in Hathor)

"Is mental illness contagious?" (Jack in Hathor)

"So, what exactly are we going to see after this eclipse begins? I mean, it is black and it is a hole."
"Well, it might be a black hole." (Daniel and Jack in Singularity)

"It's my sidearm, I swear." (Jack in Solitudes)

"Me. Colonel Jack O'Neill. Cumbaya."
"Cumtraya."
"Whatever." (Jack and Harlan in Tin Man)

"Friends?! I don't even like you! Chances are I'll never like you." (Jack in Tin Man)

"For crying out loud." (Jack and his clone in Tin Man)

"Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial."
"I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you." (Maybourne and Jack in Bane)

"How do I know you're really Daniel?"
"Because."
"Yeah. Okay." (Jack and Daniel in Spirits)

"We came here in peace, and we intend to go in one... piece." (Jack in Touchstone)

"Nyet?" (Jack in 1969)

"And you, O'Neill, you're considered, well you're a pain in the mikta"
"Neck?"
"No." (Aris Boch and Jack in Deadman Switch)

"Maybourne, you're an idiot everyday of the week, could't you have taken just one day off." (Sam in Foothold)

jsc · 15th September 2000, 03:36 PM

Favorite Teal'c quote, "I have nothing to apologize for."
Favorite Hammond quote, "I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid."
Season 4 "Upgrades"
Anytime Dr. Frazier gets on anyone in SGC.
Almost anything Jack says in all the shows because I love his humor.

LGammaRay2 · 16th September 2000, 12:21 PM

There are so many from each season. But there were a bunch of great funny lines from last night's episode "Tangent."

Jack: "We didn't spring a leak, but I think I just took one"

Daniel: "I told them I was the great and powerful Oz"

Jacob Carter: "Beam them up? Who am I, Scotty?"

Texane · 17th October 2000, 01:08 AM

Do you remember:

Are you up for this? Jack
I am, O'Neill. Teal'c
You're an animal. Jack

and . . .

Is he always like this? Marina Sirtis (about Jack)
Actually, this is charming. Sam

Mishkaz · 17th October 2000, 05:13 PM

Ah , favourite quotes, all hail the fine creature who suggested that topic, what an excellent idea......... My fave Hammond quote is (and please excuse if the wording is a bit wrong, I'm doing this from memory)

"Don't let the door smack you in the ass on your way out"

ah the phrasing, the delivery.....perfect!

(please feel free to correct this, I won't take offence, well maybe a little)

jsc · 17th October 2000, 05:25 PM

DSD has some great lines...
"Major, before you test anything with the word reactor in it let me know." Learning Curve

"The things I do for these people." Prisoners.

and all his sarcastic lines to Robert Wisdom as Samuels in the "Serpent's Grasp."
"From your mouth to God's ear."
"Got them right where you want them."
et cetera.

Texane · 18th October 2000, 12:24 AM

I really love this guy!

"I thought those armbands were supposed to speed up their reflexes, not make them stupid!"

Texane · 21st October 2000, 09:06 AM

In Part I with Hathor:

(Jack to Sam) Uh . . . change clothes with that guy . . .

17th October 2000, 05:13 PM	#27 (permalink)
Mishkaz Gatefink Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: UK, Mishington twinned with Skipville Posts: 978	Hammond Ah , favourite quotes, all hail the fine creature who suggested that topic, what an excellent idea......... My fave Hammond quote is (and please excuse if the wording is a bit wrong, I'm doing this from memory) "Don't let the door smack you in the ass on your way out" ah the phrasing, the delivery.....perfect! (please feel free to correct this, I won't take offence, well maybe a little)

7th September 2000, 04:16 AM	#16 (permalink)
archiver God Like Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,854	carter "Apparently, all desserts on the base are in grave danger." that's from urgo and it's jak that sais it whe frasier asks them if anything is diffrent with them but my fav quotes (i gotta put more than 1) is in solitudes sam:uummm sir jack: that my side arm a swear tin man both sams we are identical right down to the mole on our hey hey shut up eingma teal'c: what is an an opra now i forget the episodes dan: - wow what a ride - ya your right we'll just download a computer viruse into the nother ship

7th September 2000, 04:16 AM	#17 (permalink)
archiver God Like Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,854	Corzafa We are Hator I dont understand this obsession of yours! Daniel you dog you keep this up youll have a woman on each planet.

7th September 2000, 04:17 AM	#18 (permalink)
archiver God Like Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,854	Major Carter Jack in 'Gamekeeper': 'General, without meaning, this time, to sound like a smartass, are you cracked?' Sam in 'Foothold': 'Maybourne, you are an idiot everyday of the week, couldn't you have taken just one day off?' Jack in 'Deadmans Switch': 'And? So? But? Therefore?' Jack in 'Crystal Skul': 'Napoleonic Power Monger' Kawalski in COTG: 'Another fine day on planet Kawalski' Daniel in 'Cor-Ai': 'Okay, well, I think we've all read the Readers Digest version of the story' I could go on and on, and there are so many great ones in season four already....

7th September 2000, 04:17 AM	#19 (permalink)
archiver God Like Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,854	padders It still makes me crack up every time I read this list. I loved this one ya your right we'll just download a computer viruse into the nother ship but the Daniel/Jack ones have to be some of the best. Teal'c's 1 liners are not normally as good it is more his facial expressions that are brilliant combined with lines "the equivines bit in the ep where Jack gets the spear through his sholder.. sorry can't remember name).

7th September 2000, 04:17 AM	#20 (permalink)
archiver God Like Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 1,854	Sean3w HAHA FOR the most part, those were funny. I love reliving those sarcastic moments.

11th September 2000, 05:17 PM	#21 (permalink)
Dannys Angel Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 5	If you want quotes, go to my voting site http://www.freevote.com/booth/stargatesounds Oh, please vote in it by the way. Thanx

11th September 2000, 07:19 PM	#22 (permalink)
padders System Lord of ASciFi.com Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 2,810	"Right, I'll just go tell the pilot" - Daniel (Within the Serpents Grasp) that gets my vote on your site... but my favourite has to be.. "you want sarcasm? nice to meet you." Jack to Daniel. That was quality!

12th September 2000, 05:01 AM	#23 (permalink)
Vera Peaceful Explorer Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Prague, Czech Republic Posts: 1,327	Ok, here are mine favourites: "You ever think of writing a book about your exploits in the line of duty?" "Ah, I've thought about it. But then I'd have to shoot anyone that actually read it." (Hammond and Jack in COTG) "If you don't make it, can I have your stereo?" (Jack in The Enemy Within) "You know, we'd have to stick around but some braindead sycophant left my buddy out here to die. So we're out of here." (Jack in The First Commandment) "Sky... orange?!" "The sky... up there." "Yeah, I know what the sky is." (Jack and the native in The First Commandment) "Carter..." "No... You can't keep him." (Nafrayu and Jack in The Nox) "It is only for you." (Kynthia in Brief Candle) "Oh, my..." (Sam seeing a very naked Ernest in The Torment of Tantalus) "Catherine, hug me!" (Jack in The Torment of Tantalus) "You know that's my car, don't you?" "You should get that window fixed." (Hammond and Jack in Fire and Water) "Hathor was the Egyptian goddess of fertility, inebrity and music." "Sex, drugs and rock'n roll?" (Daniel and Jack in Hathor) "We are the mother of all pharaos." "Of course we are." (Hathor and Jack in Hathor) "Is mental illness contagious?" (Jack in Hathor) "So, what exactly are we going to see after this eclipse begins? I mean, it is black and it is a hole." "Well, it might be a black hole." (Daniel and Jack in Singularity) "It's my sidearm, I swear." (Jack in Solitudes) "Me. Colonel Jack O'Neill. Cumbaya." "Cumtraya." "Whatever." (Jack and Harlan in Tin Man) "Friends?! I don't even like you! Chances are I'll never like you." (Jack in Tin Man) "For crying out loud." (Jack and his clone in Tin Man) "Striking an officer is a quick way to a court martial." "I'm not gonna hit you, Maybourne. I'm gonna shoot you." (Maybourne and Jack in Bane) "How do I know you're really Daniel?" "Because." "Yeah. Okay." (Jack and Daniel in Spirits) "We came here in peace, and we intend to go in one... piece." (Jack in Touchstone) "Nyet?" (Jack in 1969) "And you, O'Neill, you're considered, well you're a pain in the mikta" "Neck?" "No." (Aris Boch and Jack in Deadman Switch) "Maybourne, you're an idiot everyday of the week, could't you have taken just one day off." (Sam in Foothold)

15th September 2000, 03:36 PM	#24 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	Favorite Teal'c quote, "I have nothing to apologize for." Favorite Hammond quote, "I thought the devices were supposed to enhance them physically, not make them stupid." Season 4 "Upgrades" Anytime Dr. Frazier gets on anyone in SGC. Almost anything Jack says in all the shows because I love his humor.

16th September 2000, 12:21 PM	#25 (permalink)
LGammaRay2 Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: NYC/Vancouver Posts: 113	There are so many from each season. But there were a bunch of great funny lines from last night's episode "Tangent." Jack: "We didn't spring a leak, but I think I just took one" Daniel: "I told them I was the great and powerful Oz" Jacob Carter: "Beam them up? Who am I, Scotty?"

17th October 2000, 01:08 AM	#26 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	Do you remember: Are you up for this? Jack I am, O'Neill. Teal'c You're an animal. Jack and . . . Is he always like this? Marina Sirtis (about Jack) Actually, this is charming. Sam

17th October 2000, 05:25 PM	#28 (permalink)
jsc God Like Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Los Angeles, California,U.S.A. Posts: 4,352	DSD has some great lines... "Major, before you test anything with the word reactor in it let me know." Learning Curve "The things I do for these people." Prisoners. and all his sarcastic lines to Robert Wisdom as Samuels in the "Serpent's Grasp." "From your mouth to God's ear." "Got them right where you want them." et cetera.

18th October 2000, 12:24 AM	#29 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	I really love this guy! "I thought those armbands were supposed to speed up their reflexes, not make them stupid!"

21st October 2000, 09:06 AM	#30 (permalink)
Texane Frelling Wicked Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Texas (of course!) Posts: 3,877	In Part I with Hathor: (Jack to Sam) Uh . . . change clothes with that guy . . .