Re: Epic Christmas Extravaganza
Do we have to distort the rhythm for the fifth line, too? Up until there, it's anapestic dimeter (arguably anapestic tetrameter, in rhyming couplets, but you've split in two)
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But the teeny tiny adds a syllable. A very small man would scan, but anyone smaller than that would be difficult.
Puts on a pedantic grin