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Old 14th August 2006, 10:38 PM   #1 (permalink)
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write your own epic fantasy novel

http://members.ozemail.com.au/~imcfa...et/fantasy.htm
a friend of mine posted this on another forum.. thought it was pretty funny.
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Old 14th August 2006, 11:18 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Re: write your own epic fantasy novel

Oh...a chance for me at last to write the Best Selling Fantasy Book of the Year...

Very funny Crymic
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Old 15th August 2006, 01:02 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I liked it.
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Old 15th August 2006, 01:12 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Re: write your own epic fantasy novel

Bah. Shows what that guy knows. MY skinny characters are dumb, too.
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Old 15th August 2006, 02:34 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That was neat.
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Old 17th August 2006, 02:30 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Re: write your own epic fantasy novel

I wonder if the guy who wrote this sold million copies of his epic novels. Very funny read.
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Old 19th August 2006, 09:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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ahhh so thats what Iv'e been doing wrong
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Old 19th August 2006, 09:47 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Re: write your own epic fantasy novel

Personally, I have never gotten into the loser turned hero guy. I mean, I like my hero's to have some wrongness to them, but I like a real, true blue hero. One who isnt a wimp. I can't stand wimps.
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Old 19th August 2006, 10:21 AM   #9 (permalink)
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Re: write your own epic fantasy novel

Man, this guy read some really bad fantasy. Poor bugger is scarred for life, I think...
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Old 19th August 2006, 10:33 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Re: write your own epic fantasy novel

Well if I turn my gaze back to some of the books I read (and enjoyed!) as a child then it's pretty accurate.

Two series which leap to mind straight away are The Belgariad & the original Dragonlance trilogy
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Old 21st August 2006, 04:22 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Funny!!!
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Old 29th August 2006, 05:55 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Re: write your own epic fantasy novel

That article is a riot! It just shows how cliched the genre of epic fantasy can be. This would be the perfect formula for doing the exact opposite if you wanted to be fresh and new.
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Old 30th August 2006, 09:48 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Not bad, but I still prefer the Fantasy novelists exam. It'll be another useful resource when I get around to doing my parody novel.
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Old 31st August 2006, 08:39 PM   #14 (permalink)
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That was GREAT! LMAO!
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Old 1st September 2006, 04:30 AM   #15 (permalink)
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Is it bad that I would probably enjoy that book?
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