| Re: Ten Things I Believe My Cat is Saying to Me When He Blinks I got a cute book for Christmas called Cat's Letters to Santa. Here are a couple of my favorites.
Dear Santa:
Have you considered using cats instead of reindeer? Here are the reason why:
1. Cats eat less.
2. We make faster deliveries of presents because most houses have dogs and we move very swiftly when dogs are around.
3. We're softer.
4. We make nicer sounds.
5. Children are more likely to leave out snacks for your if they know that you're traveling with cats.
-Rudolph
Dear Santa:
I would love a ticket to the circus so I can see the tigers. They're relatives of mine.
Your Friend,
Stripes |