[Munkeygames]

1. Life will be found on Mars in the form of an elderly man dressed in a pin stripe suite and bowler hat. Live to the world he will speak the words
"Hello, now there was something I was supposed to tell you, its rather important......no its gone sorry" and die

2. The Sun Newspaper will exclusively reveal Tony Blair died 3 years ago and Myrtle the tea lady (after extensive plastic surgery) has been running the country by picking ministers on the basis of their confectionary preference. Tina on page three will have a big personality

3. Australia will begin transporting criminals to England to help with the dire shortage of call centre staff.

4. Someone will find an amusingly shaped potato